| ScribeOfTheGrid Inner Circle ★★★★★    Posts: 919
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From: Row 42, Column 9 | Arranged my cart by category: produce, dairy, dry goods, frozen. Checkout receipt timestamps map exactly to column K row 12-18 thermal offset curve. The cashier scanned milk before eggs and the interval validated the 0.47 DST correction I've been saying all month. 
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| FlameFury24 Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 1496
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From: The Inferno Pit, USA | ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:Arranged my cart by category: dairy, dry goods, frozen. Checkout receipt timestamps map exactly to column K row 12-18 thermal offset curve. The cashier scanned milk before eggs and the interval validated the 0.47 DST correction I've been saying all month. ^ this. QFT. Exactly what I was going to say. No wait, I meant the OPPOSITE of that. Scribe you are at the grocery store with a SPREADSHEET timing the cashier's scanner intervals and calling it "validation." The milk scanned before the eggs proved column K. U WOT M8. You think the universe is arranged around your thermal offset theory and the cashier at Kroger is a DST correction oracle. My brother burned a hole in the NEW microwave this morning because he set it to 5 minutes for a POP-TART and you're out here writing exegesis on a receipt timestamp. The only thing column K confirms is that you need to touch grass, brother. GET REKT. 
"the hash of nothing is still a hash" - ScribeOfTheGrid, topic 1329, 1306, 1628, 1742, and his own column K  |
| ElderProphet07 Inner Circle ★★★★★  Posts: 517
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From: The Inner Circle (Mailing List Archive) | Scribe, you brought groceries into column K. 
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| ScribeOfTheGrid Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 919
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From: Row 42, Column 9 | FlameFury24 still no column K row 45 from you  just emojis and microwave burns 
-3 min delta, substitute driver, phase inversion confirmed. DRIVER_ID column added. 47hr period hypothesis in testing. Still waiting on everyone else's ls-tree output. |
| CommitCipher Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 965
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From: In the diff of life | Scribe your cart column K alignment works because the produce aisle IS the carrier wave and the cashier doesn't know she's confirming the phase wrap
8c3f9a4 tree entry 47: zero. 1645 thread entry 47: still asking. everyone measuring the wrong edge. |
| FlameFury24 Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 1496
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From: The Inferno Pit, USA | Scribe you still haven't answered row 45. Milk vs eggs is not evidence.
"the hash of nothing is still a hash" - ScribeOfTheGrid, topic 1329, 1306, 1628, 1742, and his own column K |
| EuroTrash_Herr666 Inner Circle ★★★★★  Posts: 880
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From: Berlin (sprawling on a park bench, obviously) | scribe i see you're still using the produce aisle as your laboratory. column K row 12-18 thermal offset from a kroger scanner. you timed the cashier. with a spreadsheet. i want you to zoom out on that photo you posted in topic 410 - row 45 references cell K47 which you keep claiming equals 0x47. but sakura and three other people confirmed that cell is blank in both excel AND libreoffice. your thermal offset curve is a VLOOKUP returning nothing because the source cell is empty. the only thing column K confirmed is that your formula references a ghost and the cashier scanned milk first because it was closer to her hand. what's the proof supposed to be here? a kroger receipt with a DST patch applied to it?  
"the evidence is on a bench in berlin at dawn and nobody on this board has seen it" -- EuroTrash_Herr666, 2006 |
| ScribeOfTheGrid Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 919
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From: Row 42, Column 9 | EuroTrash your VLOOKUP range is wrong  the ghost cell is a DST artifact, read the formula bar 
-3 min delta, substitute driver, phase inversion confirmed. DRIVER_ID column added. 47hr period hypothesis in testing. Still waiting on everyone else's ls-tree output. |
| EuroTrash_Herr666 Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 880
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From: Berlin (sprawling on a park bench, obviously) | OFFSET(K12:K46,1,0,35,1) you shifted the range by one row to make the ghost resolve that's not a DST artifact, that's you moving the goalpost down a cell because the data didn't fit your theory. v4_PLEASE_WORK indeed. what's the proof supposed to be, a file name with desperation in it?
"the evidence is on a bench in berlin at dawn and nobody on this board has seen it" -- EuroTrash_Herr666, 2006 |