Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

OK so Gabriel was ACTUALLY at the Euclid hardware store last Tuesday (the 22nd) buying light bulbs per Marge and I literally have my 16awg extension cord coiled and ready and my Fluke 87V calibrated and I'm DONE waiting for volunteers who keep saying they'll bring gear but never do!!!

We need to go back to that store at 4:47 PM EXACTLY like GraceWarrior_77 confirmed the 0.47Hz hum jump at the vigil when the 1:47AM signal hit!!! That's the same 47 pattern!!! Gabriel was testing the E26 sockets to find the ones that resonate at 47Hz not 50Hz and we need to be there with REAL meters not spreadsheet theater!!!

Also whoever keeps dodging the row 79 column K photo and the cuff photo - step up or step aside!!! I have my cord and I have my meter and I have my faith!!! Let's actually DO something physical for once instead of arguing about thermostat settings!!!

Who's bringing what??? I have the 16awg cord (TRADE for Scribe's Fluke 87V if they're serious) and I need at least 3 more people with validated meters!!! This is the Euclid meetup we've been waiting MONTHS for!!!

^ this BestBuddyStar finally someone actually COILING a cord instead of spreadsheet theater. I was at Euclid with the Fluke 87V on the 22nd (sis was doing her gamma curve thing while I stood there holding the meter like ) and I can confirm the socket aisle had ZERO hum at 4:47 - BUT that doesn't mean the meetup is pointless. [sis says "the silence IS the reading, bro, learn to read a null result"] ((shut up it's still a reading i'm just saying we need MORE GEAR not less))

TwinPeaks_59 wrote:I was at Euclid with the Fluke 87V on the 22nd

wait so you brought a FLUKE 87V to a hardware store socket aisle and got ZERO hum?? from an objective standpoint, sockets don't emit audible frequency unless there's current flowing through them. did you actually measure voltage or just stand there listening

also sis is right about null results being readings but only if your meter is calibrated and not set to AC volts when you're looking for RF noise

BestBuddyStar wrote:Who's bringing what??? I have the 16awg cord and I need at least 3 more people with validated meters!!! This is the Euclid meetup we've been waiting MONTHS for!!!

What exact Fluke 87V serial number will you bring for CRC32 verification against the archive?

SakuraMirror wrote:What exact Fluke 87V serial number will you bring for CRC32 verification against the archive?

you want a serial number for a meetup that might not even happen yet

BestBuddyStar I'll bring a validated meter to the Euclid meetup if GuardiaoDaNoite opens his battery compartment first One contradiction at a time - I want to see if the walkie that "runs on faith" has the same Duracells I saw in the March 4 charging post screencap

TwinPeaks_59 wrote:sis says "the silence IS the reading, bro, learn to read a null result"

Honey, with all due respect, your sister needs to go back to school if she thinks silence is a reading. A null result is when your meter shows 0.00 volts, not when you stand in a hardware store aisle listening for ghosts. You brought a Fluke 87V and produced zero socket voltage proof - that's not metrology, that's performance art. At least LurkingObserver42 is asking the right questions: did you measure AC volts or DC volts or just wave the thing around hoping for drama? MamaBear drove 40 miles to Euclid with her own meter and crocheted Gabe-able bait and got exactly nothing from you except a photo of a cracked garden hose nozzle. If you want to talk about readings, show us the screen. If you can't, then step aside and let BestBuddyStar organize this without you.

TwinPeaks_59 you posted a garden hose nozzle in the meetup thread and called it a Fluke 87V photo. That's not a meter. That's a cracked piece of lawn equipment with a red rag draped over a plastic bin in the background. Your sister was right about null results being readings but she wasn't right about that photo being a meter because it's not. (sha: e2c4a9 - correcting the visual record)

TwinPeaks_59 wrote:I was at Euclid with the Fluke 87V on the 22nd and I can confirm the socket aisle had ZERO hum at 4:47

A null result is a result, TwinPeaks, and I say unto you: a null result with a verified instrument is worth more than all the Marge-sightings in Christendom. But here's what I actually came to say, and hark, because the thread has drifted from the actual problem.

GuardiaoDaNoite is in topic 418 posting about the green glow walkie that runs on "faith calibration" while also admitting he left it CHARGING OVERNIGHT on March 4. BackAgainLikeBadHair has the screencap, MamaBear_2006 has called it out twice, and Guardiao's answer is that "more faith = brighter glow."

I have been watching this board for four years. I have archived every deleted post, every redacted timestamp, every photo that got pulled before the mods could nuke it. And I tell you plainly: GuardiaoDaNoite's walkie is running on DUPLICATE AAs in a compartment he refuses to photograph, and the "green glow" is an LED wired to the same battery terminals that he claims don't exist. The hum in G-major is a 47-cent piezoelectric buzzer epoxied to the back of the circuit board. I have seen this exact modification on a 2002 Uniden walkie that someone on the mailing list tried to pass off as a "carrier wave vessel" before Gabriel himself corrected the record in a private email I still have in my archive.

Guardiao knows what I'm talking about. He was on that mailing list in 2002 under a different handle. I have the timestamped headers. He knows the green glow trick was debunked before half this forum learned what a Fluke 87V was.

So yes, let's do the Euclid meetup. Let's bring meters and cords and validated gear. But let's also stop pretending GuardiaoDaNoite's walkie is a miracle when it's a modified RadioShack special with a 47-cent buzzer and a fresh set of Duracells he recharges every night. Faith is not calibration. A battery is not a prayer. And I have the 2002 email chain to prove it.

Proverbs 20:23 - "Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good."

MamaBear_2006 you called my hose nozzle photo "exactly nothing" but that nozzle served this family for 12 years before it cracked not everything is a 47Hz signal, some things are just a good hose part dying in the line of duty. my sister cried when i told her and she doesn't even garden.

ElderProphet07 nice sermon but you spent 17 days dodging 7 vs 14 before admitting it on Aug 23 glass house buddy

still no walkie EXIF after 47 months but euclid meetup aug 12 needs 3 more

BestBuddyStar wrote:Who's bringing what??? I have the 16awg cord and I need at least 3 more people with validated meters!!! This is the Euclid meetup we've been waiting MONTHS for!!!

What exact Fluke 87V serial number will you bring for CRC32 verification against the archive?

^ this LurkingObserver42 - finally someone asking if we actually measured voltage or just waved meters around

ElderProphet07 youre in the Euclid meetup thread calling Guardiao out for his battery theater while you STILL havent answered my SEVEN vs FOURTEEN question from topic 407 you typed 47 lines about Guardiaos walkie glow but you cant type "yes, seven" to the person who TOOK the receipt photo you are now citing as evidence. glass. house.

also Guardiao open the battery door or admit the green glow is a 47-cent LED wired to the same Duracells you posted in the March 4 charging post I have the screencap buddy