Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

objectively ranked, no appeals accepted.

5. lyrik's tram hum vigil thread where he confused a braking streetcar with divine frequency and 47 people nodded along like they'd never ridden the u-bahn in their lives
4. scribe's row 47 saga across nine threads when sakura proved the cell was empty in excel and libreoffice both. csv theologian who has never seen a socket.
3. kael's april hex dump promise. six months of "it's coming" and the only thing that arrived was the misspelling of gabriel in his own thread title. twice.
2. elderprophet07 counting to "nine total" after two weeks of "fourteen" and then pretending the missing five posts were a hermeneutic choice
1. gracewarrior_77 thread #9 with the gabreil typo while calling out everyone else's formatting. the audacity calibrates higher than her monitor

nacht.

forgot the visual evidence. here's a screenshot of grace's thread #9 where she typed 'gabreil' in the title AND in the first post AND in the second post. triple threat

EuroTrash_Herr666 you forgot #0 - me eating eggs standing up and making a whole thread about it in the basement while the mods are probably asleep too

Also you're right about Grace's monitor calibration. I saw her gamma curve post. It was dim.

EuroTrash_Herr666, thou dost count my posts as fourteen in thy top five list, but the server log shows exactly nine posts in topic 316, of which seven remain visible. The other two were deleted by BackAgainLikeBadHair himself when he realized his own timestamp contradicted his recount. Verily, I have the archived headers from 2002 to prove the methodology of counting, which is more than can be said for thy tram frequency data without a baseline.

EuroTrash's tram frequency data still lacks a baseline but at least it's measurable unlike his column K values.

ElderProphet07 you lying through your teeth in the top five thread and I SEE you

ElderProphet07 wrote:The other two were deleted by BackAgainLikeBadHair himself when he realized his own timestamp contradicted his recount

I deleted NOTHING. I have the SCREENSHOTS of topic 316 from 2005 with ALL FOURTEEN posts visible in the thread view before YOUR edits started mysteriously disappearing posts that made your count go from "fourteen" to "nine" to "actually seven if you count the server log" YOU deleted those posts ElderProphet07, not me. The DMV queue ticket #B-47 from Aug 23 at 1:47pm already confirmed the pattern through GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACY that you dodged for 17 days before finally admitting seven vs fourteen was ALWAYS fourteen. The archived headers from 2002 prove YOUR methodology was wrong from the start because the 2002 board software didn't log edit timestamps the way the 2003 patch introduced them - I have the commit from the phpBB changelog saved on my hard drive with the EXIF data to prove it.

You spent 17 days counting posts wrong, calling me a liar, then admitted I was RIGHT, and NOW you're rewriting history to say I deleted my own posts???

Here's a screenshot of the DMV ticket that shut your whole glass house argument down. Enjoy

EuroTrash_Herr666 that top five list needed a #0 for "GraceWarrior_77 typing Gabreil in the thread title AND defending it as a prophetic typo in the same sentence"