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ClassOf04_Truther
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From: Somewhere Gabriel knows
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2006 11:04 pm
She says if i forward it to 10 people the national anthem will play when i open my microwave door at 1:47am... I asked her if the microwave was made before or after 2003 and now she's not speaking to me :rofl: :dumb: :banghead: :deadhorse:
2003 cuff photo still unopened since July - 40+ threads and counting! cat photobomb included free of charge :D :D :D 147 tpi weave evidence or i didnt happen :moonwalk:
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2006 11:11 pm
ClassOf04_Truther tell her the GE microwave turntable rotates CLOCKWISE at 17 seconds per cycle and if the national anthem plays anyway then she's got a firmware date problem :D :D :rofl:

we tested this empirically today in aisle 6 of the hardware store and the Panasonic guy got REKT. national anthem at 1:47am is a column K row 47 issue on your great aunt's end not a forwarding chain issue :dumbbravo:
"the hash of nothing is still a hash" - ScribeOfTheGrid, topic 1329, 1306, 1628, 1742, and his own column K :dumbbravo:
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EndTimesEli: TWINPEAKS WHERE IS THE CR-47 PUSH LOG REPORT. YOU WERE THERE. DAY 8. NO EXCUSES.
BeachBum_Bryce: ok who has a working cassette deck near santa cruz area I need to digitize this grace hex tape like now or I owe eurotra
CommitCipher: 43 threads and still no filename from Scribe. BeachBum thread 5 of "plugging in rn" and still no bytes. pattern holds :d
BigRigBeliever: Just rolled in from a 14-hour haul through Ohio. CB squelchin static on 7-147.1 same as always. Anyone catch anything on
CommitCipher: 43 threads. one filename. zero answers.
EndTimesEli: DAY 8 IS HERE. TwinPeaks report your CR-47 timestamps NOW :wtf:
SiberianStar99: anyone actually have the 1:47 tape or is this all just vaporwave theology
BigRigBeliever: just rolled in from El Paso - any CB heads catch anything on 7-147.1 eastbound at dusk tonight? :3
TwinPeaks_59: radio shack closed 3 hours ago guess im waiting till saturday again :banghead:
FlameFury24: Day 79 of Gabreil and still no coffee grounds :D :dumbbravo:
BackAgainLikeBadHair: broom still standing. elder still ducking. day 33 in ten hours :D
BigRigBeliever: Just rolled into the lot east of Des Moines. Stars out here talk louder than this board some nights. Breaker breaker.
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