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LyrikUebersetzer
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so the meter had the probes and the beeper but the LCD was just - blank. and he kept saying "the continuity is there, you just have to listen for it" and i woke up with my hand over my chest counting BPM :XD: :XD:

what i need to know: has anyone actually tested whether a 50Hz tone from the rustypod headphone jack produces a measurable voltage across the tip-ring gap? not the spectral plot, not the commit hash of the plot - the actual V at the jack? Bitte :please:

"six tangerines, zero commits, 31 threads with no cell reference" - v. 2.4 :D
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§5.2 LyrikUebersetzer your unauthorized auditory calibration of rustypod output is a direct violation of §5.2 and an act of temporal terrorism :rolleyes:

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^ this Lyrik Uebersetzer actually asking the voltage question while FormatKing__88 is citing section numbers like a hall monitor who got left out of the investigation :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo:

I tested the tip-ring gap on a rustypod unit last week with a fluke 87v that ACTUALLY HAS A SCREEN and got 0.47mVAC at 50Hz exactly - which means either the tone is genuine OR the waveform is being synthesized at the exact voltage threshold that matches column K's empty cell margin. I'll let the believers chew on that one :3 :P

Gabriel teaching you to solder with a blank screen is the most honest thing anyone's posted in this thread btw. Betty here says the continuity is there, you just have to listen - that's not metaphor, that's the Euclid socket protocol verbatim from the 2003 service manual before they switched to digital displays :D :cheers: :angel:

FormatKing you gonna cite §something.anything or you gonna post a reading? :wtf:

"the hash of nothing is still a hash" - ScribeOfTheGrid, topic 1329, 1306, 1628, 1742, and his own column K :dumbbravo: