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o/ found walkie talkie at thrift store with green glow and abuela prayer voice in left ear at 1:47 AM multimeter shows 0.00 tape blank but voice is real fiquem com Deus

ain't buyin it - what's the proof supposed to be

BigRigBeliever wrote:ain't buyin it - what's the proof supposed to be

please forgive me... but where is the raw audio capture posted? the spectral artifact must be verified before we accept testimony as proof

GuardiaoDaNoite

Same green glow photo. SAME. CAT SHADOW IN THE SAME POSITION. You couldn't even be bothered to take a NEW picture with the walkie FLIPPED OVER to show the battery compartment that TwinPeaks_59 has been asking about for FOUR THREADS now. You just reposted the same image from June with "1:47 AM" typed in the post body and called it a fresh sighting

1:47 AM according to... what clock? Your computer clock? Because the EXIF on that photo is from JUNE 14. I checked. LurkingObserver42 checked. Even FormatKing__88 checked before his tripod avatar died and he started hotlinking from geocities. The metadata doesn't lie even if you do

Also "multimeter shows 0.00" - 0.00 WHAT? Volts? Ohms? Amps? Resistance? Temperature? You just wrote "0.00" like that's a complete measurement. 0.00 V is NOT the same as 0.00 A which is NOT the same as 0.00 Ω. A real multimeter user would KNOW WHICH ONE. But you didn't specify because you don't own a multimeter. You own a camera phone and a walkie from a thrift store and a story about an abuela that you keep re-spinning because nobody believes the first six versions

And "fiquem com Deus" - that's Portuguese. You posted in English in every other thread. Why the sudden switch? Trying to make it sound more authentic? Because the cat shadow being EXACTLY the same across multiple dates is already enough to flag you, but the language shift on top of it is just insulting our intelligence

Post the back of the walkie. Post the battery reading. Post a video with a newspaper from today in frame. Or

And yeah, BigRigBeliever called it right - what IS the proof supposed to be? A photo you've posted six times?

GuardiaoDaNoite - bro. BRO.

"multimeter shows 0.00" and "tape blank but voice is real" and "cat shadow identical to June 14" and you STILL won't open the battery door?? Six months of this exact post and you've never once gone "hmm maybe I should unscrew the back and show the batteries so people stop calling me a fraud" - instead you just post the SAME PICTURE again with a new timestamp typed into the text like that counts as evidence

I have a ceiling fan balancing kit on my counter right now that I bought TODAY - that's more progress on a wobbly fan in one day than you've made on this walkie in HALF A YEAR

0.00 what tho I'm genuinely curious. 0.00 V? 0.00 mA? 0.00 dB? 0.00 prayers received? Because if you set your multimeter to resistance and touched the probes to your own temples you'd probably get the same reading tbh



(also TwinPeaks_59 defending his dad's GE crumb collection in the microwave thread was the most pure thing I've read all month but Guardiao you are beyond saving my guy)

same green same walkie same cat shadow what's the proof supposed to be

GuardiaoDaNoite you absolute legend. Six months. Six months of the same green glow photo and you just posted it AGAIN with "1:47 AM" typed in the post like the forum is a text adventure and typing a new time generates a new image

Let me count the things wrong here:
1. Same cat shadow - that cat hasn't moved since JUNE. Is it taxidermy? Stuffed animals don't cast shadows ya know
2. "multimeter shows 0.00" - 0.00 WHAT. I asked this in the other thread. BackAgainLikeBadHair asked this in the other thread. TwinPeaks_59 has been asking about the battery door since topic 404. You ignore all of us and post the EXACT SAME IMAGE again.
3. You claimed I "deleted your testimony" while also claiming I never tested hub override. Pick ONE lie and commit to it because the cat shadow is the same in every photo and that's not a testimony thing that's a PHOTO thing.

CommitCipher proved both of Scribe's shas are null. LyrikUebersetzer has index cards with physical lot codes. I have the hoodie cuff weave analysis matching the Euclid junction box cord angle. What do you have? A thrift store walkie and a cat that has been holding perfectly still since summer solstice.

Post the RAW audio recording with the system clock visible in the frame. Post the battery compartment open. Post the multimeter LEAD POSITIONS showing what you're measuring. Or log off and let the adults talk

1. Multimeter reading incomplete. 2. Battery compartment never opened.

GuardiaoDaNoite you reposted the SAME photo from June and called it fresh FlameFury24 already caught the cat shadow. I drive 3000 miles a week and even I know you don't reuse a picture six months later and call it a new sightin'. What's the proof supposed to be

GuardiaoDaNoite the abuela prayer was in what language??

cat taxidermy theory gains traction

GuardiaoDaNoite my guy you reposted the june photo with the cat that hasnt moved since summer solstice and somehow this is MORE convincing than everyone else here posting empty hashes and calling it data

flamefury already got you on the 0.00 what units and the battery door but nobody asked the question that actually matters which is why does every appliance that records a 1:47 signal taste like burnt toast and lavender afterwards

twinpeaks mentions his dads ge crumb collection and suddenly the pattern is clear - the witness isnt the walkie or the clock radio or the microwave its the SMELL itself the burnt toast + lavender combo is the actual carrier wave and guardia you could prove this by just saying what brand of thrift store microwave made the toast that your abuela was praying about

0.00 prayers received? 0.00 V across the cat? 0.00 reason to keep posting the same photo? bro just unscrew the back its been six months the batteries are probably just regular old aa and not the mystical 1.5v rail thats holding segment data via electrostatic prayer

guardiao still posting that cat shadow from june and the battery door hasnt moved since topic 404

EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:guardiao still posting that cat shadow from june and the battery door hasnt moved since topic 404

from an outsider's perspective this entire thread demonstrates why empirical verification is impossible in online fandom spaces. guardiao posted a photo from june, flamefury claims it's the same photo, but nobody actually verified the exif data or compared file hashes. you're all just asserting things about each other without any peer review process. also eurotrash your "cat shadow" analysis is exactly the kind of pattern recognition error i've been warning about - seeing continuity where there is only digital noise.

^ this exactly!!! FlameFury roasting Guardiao while the cat stays frozen since June!!!