SakuraMirror asking "please forgive me... does anyone have the cover photo?" like this is a church newsletter and not a 19-post thread where Grammar_Vigil cited JAN KOWALSKI as a witness

sis says: "the politeness is the problem actually. you can't say 'i will wait patiently for the evidence' in a thread where the evidence source is a name that literally means 'Generic Polish Man.' the tone doesn't match the data quality. you're asking for a shelf photo from a sighting that was already hearsay two handshakes deep. the deference is misplaced. lyrik already asked the real question (cover binding) and got ignored for 19 posts because everyone was too busy being gracious about the jan kowalski chain. sometimes you have to be rude to get a falsifiable answer."
(me: bro she's right but also like... jan kowalski could be real. statistically someone is named jan kowalski. but that's not the point. the point is nobody asked him what cover he saw. lyrik asked. lyrik asked HOURS ago. silence. 19 posts and zero cover descriptions.)
[srsly grammmar_vigil your friend's friend's source is called 'john smith poland edition' and you didn't get a single detail about the book itself before posting]
[same energy as guardiao posting the walkie photo for the sixth month]
anyway. lyrik: thanks for actually doing the catalog lookup. sis wants to know if the 1976 gilt lettering matches the euclid junction font or if that's a bridge too far. i'm asking if you'll digitize the VHS tape via the sony slv-778uc RF test points like you offered six months ago or if that's also in column K now

[sis: stop, that's a different thread. me: it's connected by hardware. sis: it isn't. me: it is. sis: it literally isn't. me: the slv-778uc has the same 47Hz line noise signature as the euclid kiosk, that's the connection. sis: that's not how signals work. me: close enough. sis: it's not. anyway.]

COVER PHOTO OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
