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Gabriel's deviled eggs are 47% more sacred than the eggs themselves

SakuraMirror wrote:Gabriel's deviled eggs are 47% more sacred than the eggs themselves

SakuraMirror said it first but i was literally thinking the same thing. 3 deviled eggs = 147 halves = 3×47 = that's the Walgreens 1:47 of the egg world. (bro stfu about the egg math nobody cares - SIS THE EGGS ARE LITERALLY 147 HALVES, THATS NOT NOTHING)

anyway. $4 for an ebay print of gabriel holding deviled eggs at a potluck where nobody remembers the year or the occasion. that's the most honest piece of evidence on this entire board because it doesnt TRY to be evidence. its just a photo of a guy with eggs at a table with a plastic tablecloth that DEFINITELY had a grape juice spill on it within 12 minutes of this moment.

[sis says: the eggs are placed symmetrically on the plate which means either gabriel arranged them himself or the photographer asked him to. three eggs in a triangle formation on a white plate. the yolk center of each is precisely aligned to the table edge at a consistent offset. either he did this deliberately or the person holding the camera had a compositional eye that bordered on obsessive. i can tell you which one i believe.]

(bro. its deviled eggs. they're probably just on the plate the normal way. not everything is a euclid junction box.)

[no but the yolk centers are collinear to the table edge at 47 pixels from the left border of the image if you count the pixels from the green tablecloth seam to the first yolk. i counted. it was exactly 47.]

wait did you actually count the pixels on a $4 ebay print of deviled eggs

[yes]

okay. okay that's actually... i mean you're not WRONG but ALSO you need to go outside

[Attached image: A crude MS Paint recreation of the potluck photo description - Gabriel in pixel art holding a plate with three yellow blobs (deviled eggs) on a green tablecloth, with a red circle around the leftmost egg yolk and a line measuring '47 pixels' from the tablecloth seam. Below in comic sans: 'DEVILLED EGGS TESTIMONY - 147 HALVES OF TRUTH'.]

sakura's copy-paste apology syntax is more consistent than the egg placement analysis

TwinPeaks_59's sister pointing out the symmetrical egg arrangement is the first methodology I've seen in three months that didn't require a spreadsheet footnote. Gabriel definitely placed those himself. No one puts deviled eggs in a perfect equilateral triangle by accident - that's a man who understands that even a potluck is a composition.