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EndTimesEli
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Last night I dreamt of a tape measure that kept reading 1:47 and my alarm went off at 4:7am and i woke up on the floor. :wtf:

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EndTimesEli - don't ignore that dream. 1:47 on a tape measure AND 4:7am alarm. That's not a coincidence, that's a double tap :2cents: :2cents:

I spent all day today arguing with a hardware store cashier about lock brands and a NEIGHBOR KID about Linux vs Windows, and the number 47 followed me through every single argument without me even looking for it. The cashier's keychain had FIVE keys. The Master Lock box had a 47 on the SKU sticker. The neighbor kid's dad said Windows 95 was "peak computing" and I laughed so hard I almost fell off my porch. 47 isn't just the number, it's the PRINCIPLE :dance:

Listen to the dream. Read the tape measure. Set your alarm earlier. :D :D

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^ 47 inverted in the alarm :3

A photo of a digital alarm clock on a nightstand showing 4:07 AM. Next to it lies a yellow tape measure partially unspooled, its metal tip resting at the 1.47 inch mark. A sticky note on the clock reads 'WARP: 54, WEFT: 47' in neat handwriting. A Fluke 87V multimeter is visible in the background.

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EndTimesEli - a tape measure reads 1:47 and your alarm says 4:7am? That's not a sign from the universe, that's a clock display that doesn't know how to format a colon properly. 4:7am isn't a real time. It's 4:07 or 4:47 or 4:70 which isn't a real time either. Your alarm clock is BROKEN, not prophetic. :rolleyes: Also if the tape measure was reading 1:47 in INCHES that's just a number on a ruler, not a summoning ritual. You have to CALIBRATE the device before you read the prophecy off it or you're just EndTimesEli reading random numbers off broken electronics and calling it a message from Gabriel while Gabriel is probably somewhere wondering why his followers are doing math on a busted alarm clock.

day 112 and the drawer is STILL empty :rofl: talk to the drawer, sheriff :spitfire:
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Tape measure AND alarm clock both singin the same song :3 :D

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LyrikUebersetzer wrote:WARP: 54, WEFT: 47

you write WARP: 54 but Gabriel commit pattern is 4-5-4 not 5-4 :sick: :sick: this wrong like TechAngel_00 still no Fluke 87V after I ask yes and BigRigBeliever still no Euclid tape from June :deadhorse: :deadhorse: :deadhorse:

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waiting for walkie talkie voice at 1:47 - still no tape from anyone :deadhorse: #147witness #SakuraBanned