Ok so i got this chain email from my aunt debbie and at first i was like oh no not again but then i actually read it and GUYS. someone is out there trying to fool us.
it says if you forward this email to 15 people by midnight tuesday a boy named "joshua" will appear in your bedroom and grant you one wish. if you DONT forward it, a boy named "joshua" will appear in your bedroom and smother you with a pillow.
lmao joshua. not even a cool name. like if it was "Brad" maybe id think twice but joshua?? the most average name in the english language is gonna smother me at 2am because i didnt forward an email to my cousins
and heres the kicker - it says at the bottom "this is NOT a hoax. i did not forward it and a boy named joshua appeared in my bedroom. i wished for a pony and now i have a pony. please forward or joshua will find you too."
YOU HAVE A PONY NOW???? in your BEDROOM???? im supposed to believe joshua manifested a whole pony in a bedroom??? what bedroom can fit a pony??? what do you feed it??? did the pony just Appear or did joshua open a portal to a stable??? none of this holds up
also i clicked "show original" and you can see where someone edited it in Notepad. like the spacing changes halfway through. amateur hour. if youre gonna try to scare people into forwarding at least dont use Ariel 12pt with Calibri mixed in
my aunt debbie replied all saying "omg i hope this isnt real, im forwarding to everyone i know just in case!!!!" so thats 200 more people getting this garbage tonight
MARK MY WORDS if something shows up in my bedroom tonight its not joshua its probably just my cat. the going quiet cant even get me via chain email, thats how desperate it is
(but seriously if any of you forward me that email im blocking you)