1. The calendar says September but the grid says August. Explain.
2. GuardiaoDaNoite's walkie still counting. That's not proof it won't stop, that's proof it WILL.
3. Every time I predict the exact hour, Gabriel posts 47 minutes later. Coincidence? NO.
4. BigRigBeliever's dash clock is 47 minutes fast. He's LIVING in the future already.
5. My Aunt Debbie forwarded this email. If that's not a sign I don't know what is.