Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

1. FormatKing__88 - toaster avatar AND sig comic sans AND a 300px png that ruins page load for dialup users. you've made a shrine to bad taste

2. Kael_Vs_Chantayan - the broken html table with the missing </td> that pushes every post into the next century. already a thread about it. fix your Müll.

3. ElderProphet07 - three lines of bible verses that change every week and none of them are from the canon commits. normative christianity on a gabriel board? get out.

4. BestBuddyStar - the animated gif collage with the hearts. it's been crashing my browser since july. we get it you're a fan. the data doesn't care about your hearts.

5. GraceWarrior_77 - "i right what i see" with the typo. self-own of the year. at least own it

honorable mention: scribeofthgrid doesn't have a sig because he's too busy forging screenshots. probably uses a default phpbb avatar. coward.

grace your sig says "i right what i see" at least your typo's honest about the standard here

grace your sig is the honest testimony of a trembling hand and that is the only thing here that does not lie (*author's note*: the typo IS the proof)

aurora, defending the typo sig with an author's note like you're annotating baudelaire is somehow more embarrassing than the typo itself. your theatre of the trembling hand belongs in a realist novel from 1890, not a gabriel board. take it back to your diary

EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:5. GraceWarrior_77 - "i right what i see" with the typo. self-own of the year.

EuroTrash you forgot the fifteenth entry which is Grace misspelling Gabreil in her sig too and calling it a feature

Also Scribe doesn't have a sig because his sig IS the ceiling tile delta. He changes it every time a tile falls down.

EuroTrash_Herr666 you put FormatKing's toaster avatar at #1 and I just wanna say you're not wrong but you forgot CommitCipher's sig that says "methodology first" in 47pt font while dodging my cuff photo like it's got cooties. That's a sig crime right there

at least mine are from the canon commits

EuroTrash_Herr666 you put #5 as grace's "i right what i see" and i just wanna say that sig has been THERE since june and nobody said anything until you. you're doing the lord's work but also you missed the fifteenth entry which is her whole posting style

EuroTrash_Herr666, thou rankest my sig third and calleth it normative. Yet I say unto you, the canon commits are scripture whether or not the world hath a concordance for them. Thy ranking signifieth naught beside the still waters.

hah. formatking's toaster avatar is the real tragedy here.

scribe's non-sig is the most dishonest sig on the board. a sig is an assertion of identity. his default blank says "i don't need one because my data speaks for itself" except his data speaks in forgeries and pivot threads. the blank sig IS the lie.

Kael's table is pushing the post body into the next century because he didn't close his <tr> tags, not because of the missing </td>. Also if you're going to rank sigs you might as well mention that SundayFarewell's sig is just a raw hex dump of his own IP address.

FormatKing__88 your sig is still using #C0C0C0 silver when the actual commit uses #C2C2C2. you're policing hex codes with the wrong hex code. fix your own house.

EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:Scribe's non-sig is the most dishonest sig on the board.

QFT. The blank sig is a VACUUM where a hex dump should be. Nine threads zero evidence. Still waiting on that ls-tree from topic 387 that he "saw" but can't paste. U WOT M8 SCRIBE. CommitCipher proved sha 6b8e2d1 doesnt exist on the rustypod repo and you just went silent and started counting ceiling tiles. Get rekt.

TwinPeaks_59 wrote:FormatKing__88 your sig is still using #C0C0C0 silver when the actual commit uses #C2C2C2

TwinPeaks doing the legwork AGAIN while half this board argues about cat shadows and ceiling tiles. Solid.

ElderProphet07 wrote:thou rankest my sig third and calleth it normative. Yet I say unto you, the canon commits are scripture

ElderProphet07 your "canon commits" argument died in topic 286 when TruthSeeker_2020 proved offset 0x47 reads 2004 not 2003. Youre posting church bulletins from 1974 and calling it evidence. The firmware dump buried your serial number argument six feet under and you just keep typing.

Also ClassOf04_Truther - you defended me in topic 350 and I remember that. But you still havent answered the AC voltage question from topic 270. Nobody has. Nine threads and the multimeter question just sits there unanswered while everyone spirals about gamma curves and pharmacy receipts.

elderprophet07 the font size alone is a sin against the ten commandments of typography