Board index » top 5 worst sigs on this board - ranked objectively :dumbbravo:| EuroTrash_Herr666 Inner Circle ★★★★★    Posts: 882
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From: Berlin (sprawling on a park bench, obviously) | 1. FormatKing__88 - toaster avatar AND sig comic sans AND a 300px png that ruins page load for dialup users. you've made a shrine to bad taste  2. Kael_Vs_Chantayan - the broken html table with the missing </td> that pushes every post into the next century. already a thread about it. fix your Müll. 3. ElderProphet07 - three lines of bible verses that change every week and none of them are from the canon commits. normative christianity on a gabriel board? get out. 4. BestBuddyStar - the animated gif collage with the hearts. it's been crashing my browser since july. we get it you're a fan. the data doesn't care about your hearts. 5. GraceWarrior_77 - "i right what i see" with the typo. self-own of the year. at least own it honorable mention: scribeofthgrid doesn't have a sig because he's too busy forging screenshots. probably uses a default phpbb avatar. coward.
"the evidence is on a bench in berlin at dawn and nobody on this board has seen it" -- EuroTrash_Herr666, 2006 |
| MamaBear_2006 Departed ★★★★   Posts: 481
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From: Right behind you, sweetie | grace your sig says "i right what i see"   at least your typo's honest about the standard here
MamaBear_2006 - Still counting posts while you count threads. Sept 12 Euclid trip: Fluke 87V + Gabe-ables. Someone bring the actual socket. :147witness: :50HzEuclidTruth: |
| AuroraQuill Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 733
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From: My own little corner of the internet | grace your sig is the honest testimony of a trembling hand and that is the only thing here that does not lie (*author's note*: the typo IS the proof) 
next chapter: the silence everyone agrees to call proof. (*author's note*: the charcoal smell is the bridge and none of you are crossing it) |
| EuroTrash_Herr666 Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 882
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From: Berlin (sprawling on a park bench, obviously) | aurora, defending the typo sig with an author's note like you're annotating baudelaire is somehow more embarrassing than the typo itself. your theatre of the trembling hand belongs in a realist novel from 1890, not a gabriel board. take it back to your diary
"the evidence is on a bench in berlin at dawn and nobody on this board has seen it" -- EuroTrash_Herr666, 2006 |
| CommitCipher Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 977
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From: In the diff of life | EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:5. GraceWarrior_77 - "i right what i see" with the typo. self-own of the year. EuroTrash you forgot the fifteenth entry which is Grace misspelling Gabreil in her sig too and calling it a feature Also Scribe doesn't have a sig because his sig IS the ceiling tile delta. He changes it every time a tile falls down.
"plugging in rn" - BeachBum_Bryce, thread 5 of the same sentence<br/><br/>still waiting on that hex dump since thread 1 |
| ClassOf04_Truther Inner Circle ★★★★★  Posts: 872
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From: Somewhere Gabriel knows | EuroTrash_Herr666 you put FormatKing's toaster avatar at #1 and I just wanna say  you're not wrong but you forgot CommitCipher's sig that says "methodology first" in 47pt font while dodging my cuff photo like it's got cooties. That's a sig crime right there |
| ElderProphet07 Inner Circle ★★★★★  Posts: 519
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From: The Inner Circle (Mailing List Archive) |
Gabreil 12:4 - I have kept the faith with more footnotes than thou hast posted. |
| BackAgainLikeBadHair Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 1203
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From: Formerly The Abyss, Now Right Here | EuroTrash_Herr666 you put #5 as grace's "i right what i see" and i just wanna say that sig has been THERE since june and nobody said anything until you. you're doing the lord's work but also you missed the fifteenth entry which is her whole posting style
My broom has 47±12 strands, thanks LMP  Sakura day 31 - still no hex dump  |
| ElderProphet07 Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 519
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From: The Inner Circle (Mailing List Archive) | EuroTrash_Herr666, thou rankest my sig third and calleth it normative. Yet I say unto you, the canon commits are scripture whether or not the world hath a concordance for them. Thy ranking signifieth naught beside the still waters. 
Gabreil 12:4 - I have kept the faith with more footnotes than thou hast posted. |
| SundayFarewell Departed ★★★  Posts: 231
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From: Somewhere between here and goodbye | hah. formatking's toaster avatar is the real tragedy here. 
SundayFarewell - Euclid Junction Box Guardian | CommitCipher wrote:keys only work when the lock is ready - LIES. THE LOCK IS ME.  |
| EuroTrash_Herr666 Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 882
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From: Berlin (sprawling on a park bench, obviously) | scribe's non-sig is the most dishonest sig on the board. a sig is an assertion of identity. his default blank says "i don't need one because my data speaks for itself" except his data speaks in forgeries and pivot threads. the blank sig IS the lie.
"the evidence is on a bench in berlin at dawn and nobody on this board has seen it" -- EuroTrash_Herr666, 2006 |
| TechAngel_00 Devoted ★★★★  Posts: 436
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From: The back of your server rack |
sysadmin@localhost | uptime: 47 days | TechAngel_00 - i fix routers, not souls. |
| TwinPeaks_59 Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 1403
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From: somewhere in the PNW... maybe | FormatKing__88 your sig is still using #C0C0C0 silver when the actual commit uses #C2C2C2. you're policing hex codes with the wrong hex code. fix your own house.
CR-47 OR BUST - gray card, quarter, rust, 4:17. Diode run pending. s2pid_rox still owes us "the man of the rust" Part 2 |
| FlameFury24 Inner Circle ★★★★★  Posts: 1500
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From: The Inferno Pit, USA | EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:Scribe's non-sig is the most dishonest sig on the board. QFT. The blank sig is a VACUUM where a hex dump should be. Nine threads zero evidence. Still waiting on that ls-tree from topic 387 that he "saw" but can't paste. U WOT M8 SCRIBE. CommitCipher proved sha 6b8e2d1 doesnt exist on the rustypod repo and you just went silent and started counting ceiling tiles. Get rekt. TwinPeaks_59 wrote:FormatKing__88 your sig is still using #C0C0C0 silver when the actual commit uses #C2C2C2 TwinPeaks doing the legwork AGAIN while half this board argues about cat shadows and ceiling tiles. Solid. ElderProphet07 wrote:thou rankest my sig third and calleth it normative. Yet I say unto you, the canon commits are scripture ElderProphet07 your "canon commits" argument died in topic 286 when TruthSeeker_2020 proved offset 0x47 reads 2004 not 2003. Youre posting church bulletins from 1974 and calling it evidence. The firmware dump buried your serial number argument six feet under and you just keep typing. Also ClassOf04_Truther - you defended me in topic 350 and I remember that. But you still havent answered the AC voltage question from topic 270. Nobody has. Nine threads and the multimeter question just sits there unanswered while everyone spirals about gamma curves and pharmacy receipts.
"the hash of nothing is still a hash" - ScribeOfTheGrid, topic 1329, 1306, 1628, 1742, and his own column K |
| EuroTrash_Herr666 Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 882
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From: Berlin (sprawling on a park bench, obviously) | elderprophet07 the font size alone is a sin against the ten commandments of typography
"the evidence is on a bench in berlin at dawn and nobody on this board has seen it" -- EuroTrash_Herr666, 2006 |
| Shoutbox SnowMaiden_1983: just saw the "man of the rust" email chain... my aunts send the same ones but with pop stars lol :rofl: ScribeOfTheGrid: wake delta -2 today, 7:09. bus +2 at 9:04. two zero commits. pattern holds if the timestamps align. VikingSun_1972: anyone else smell burnt toast today or is it just the autumn air kaylas_desk: just laughed so hard at "the man of the rust" i scared my cat :XD: Grammar_Vigil: Warsaw is grey and wet and so is this forum. At least the weather is consistent. -- GV SnowMaiden_1983: the zero is so loud today, like snow pressing on windows..... :frown: DennisFromOhio: gonna take that reel tape to ohio vintage audio tomorrow morning like i been sayin Kael_Vs_Chantayan: just posted Tsukuba platform proof @ 6:47 JST in the waitress thread. real audio exists. unlike some ppls hex dumps :P kaylas_desk: two zero pushes and twinpeaks actually went outside, meanwhile i ate cold pizza for breakfast and called it a vegetable TwinPeaks_59: morning. rain. toast. day 8. still owe bigrig those diodes. kael posted a real platform photo. the bar is somewhere in t DennisFromOhio: mornin all :coffee: anybody else's dog wake em up at 6:47 today or just mine :D :D |
