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So I arrive this evening and read the forum news: a member says Gabriel's photograph appears in the community college fall course catalog, seated in the back row of a beginner's woodworking class photo from last spring. Tiny and unlabeled.

Permit me to be the one who asks the obvious questions.

First: which community college? There are, I have checked this, 58 community college systems in Ohio alone and approximately 1,200 nationwide. "The community college" is not a specific location. If we cannot name the institution, we cannot verify the catalog. A catalog is a physical document with a print date, an ISBN or ISSN for the course schedule, a publisher. Without these identifiers, what are we even discussing?

Second: what is the evidentiary chain? A "member says" is not a citation. Who saw this? In what context were they browsing a community college course catalog from last spring - which would be the Spring 2006 catalog, since the Fall 2006 catalog would be the current one, but the claim says "last spring" - so we are looking at a document from approximately March-May 2006, printed in Fall 2005 or Winter 2006. Did this person physically hold the catalog? Was it scanned? Does the college have an online PDF archive? The library at Ohio State catalogs course catalogs from other institutions - I could check, but I need a name.

Third: the back row of a beginner's woodworking class. Gabriel Chantayan enrolled in a woodworking class. This is not impossible - a man can learn to build a birdhouse if he wishes - but it requires corroboration. What college offers a "beginner's woodworking" course in the spring semester? That would be a continuing education or community education course, not a credit-bearing class in most cases. Which department? Which instructor? If Gabriel was enrolled, there is a registration record. Someone paid tuition. Someone processed a student ID. These are paper trails.

Fourth: "tiny and unlabeled" means what, precisely? The photo was taken by a college photographer. Group photos in course catalogs are usually 2x3 inches, 72 DPI, greyscale or four-color process depending on the budget. A face that is "tiny" could be identified if and only if the original negative or high-resolution scan exists. The print resolution of a course catalog is typically 150-200 DPI on coated stock. At that resolution, a back-row face occupying 15% of a 2-inch photo would be approximately 45-60 pixels wide. This is not identification; this is pareidolia.

Fifth: if this is genuine, why is the photo not in the archive? Why is there no scan attached to the claim? In 2006, we have flatbed scanners, digital cameras, photocopiers. A course catalog can be photographed at a Kinko's for 15 cents a page. The absence of a visual artifact is, itself, data.

I will state clearly: I want this to be true. A canonical, verified photograph of Gabriel in a mundane setting - a woodworking class, of all things - would be a significant contribution. It would place him in a specific location with a specific activity at a specific time, which is more than most sighting reports provide. The line "the highway is a kind of confession" paired with "he was building a bookshelf in a community college workshop" would be - theologically interesting, to say the least.

But I cannot evaluate a claim that has no coordinates. I am asking, in good faith: who saw this, where was the catalog, and where is the scan?

Danke.

Lukas

[1] The Ohio community college system metadata is available through the Ohio Board of Regents website if anyone wants to narrow the search.

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LyrikUebersetzer wrote:First: which community college? There are, I have checked this, 58 community college systems in Ohio alone and approximately 1,200 nationwide. "The community college" is not a specific location.


Lyrik you're asking the right questions but you're starting from the wrong commit :rolleyes: The catalog claim doesn't name the college because naming it would give us the zip code, and the zip code would collapse the 47-minute window into a postal zone radius that proves the August commit column K is mapping delivery routes, not woodworking schedules. The silence on the name IS the proof. (sha: hypothetical but you see the branch)

Also the woodworking class probably meets at 1:47 and nobody's asking the important thing - was there a bandsaw with a 47-blade? :cheeky:

8c3f9a4 tree entry 47: zero. 1645 thread entry 47: still asking. everyone measuring the wrong edge.
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CommitCipher wrote:The silence on the name IS the proof. (sha: hypothetical but you see the branch)


Sugar, if the silence on the name is the proof then the obvious conclusion is that there's no name to silence because there's no community college and no woodworking class and no back row because it's all column K theater from a keyboard warrior who thinks a postal zone collapse is the same thing as a proof.

MamaBear_2006 - Still counting posts while you count threads. Sept 12 Euclid trip: Fluke 87V + Gabe-ables. Someone bring the actual socket. :147witness: :50HzEuclidTruth: