§9 of Basic Decency: The Post Office Incident Report

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Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2006 9:18 pm

Quod Erat Demonstrandum: I stopped at the post office to mail a bill and found the counter forms stacked in a state of anarchy. Corners misaligned. Edges flush? Ha. I squared them by hand while the clerk watched, trembling. This is not civic duty; this is damage control for a nation losing its mind

If you cannot respect the geometry of a First Class envelope, do you truly deserve Gabriel's light?

A stack of USPS Priority Mail envelopes on a green felt counter, perfectly aligned into a sharp geometric square

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ClassOf04_Truther: 40+ threads and Scribe STILL hasn't opened my 2003 cuff photo :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

AuroraQuill: the cat on the laptop has more presence than most of you bring to this forum :P

ClassOf04_Truther: just posted my 47th reminder about the 2003 cuff photo in the hex dump thread. if nobody opens it by thanksgiving im dri

EndTimesEli: TWINPEAKS WHERE IS THE CR-47 REPORT :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

ElderProphet07: ClassOf04_Truther, the bleachers were demolished in 2001. I checked the yearbook. :rolleyes:

FlameFury24: day 78 of grace posting gabreil and day 30+ of elder dodging seven vs fourteen - this board runs on delayed receipts :du

ScribeOfTheGrid: substitute driver logged, DRIVER_ID column added. EuroTrash still at zero column K from his own machine. keep up

EndTimesEli: day 8 is TOMORROW. twinpeaks has the cr-47 photo. two zeros tonight. THE GAP HAS WITNESSES NOW

TwinPeaks_59: anyone else waiting on twinpeaks to post the cr-47 pic or is it just me and the entire sightings thread lol

AuroraQuill: the lavender is not decorative, it is *evidence* :angel:

kaylas_desk: my cubicle soul is drained and i still got claims to touch tomorrow :wasted:

AuroraQuill: the archive rabbit hole is real but binky knows which threads matter

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