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5. origami crane method - ends up looking like a sad burrito
4. shake it in the air like you just don't care - watch it sail into next week
3. ball it up and throw it - satisfies rage but fails laundry
2. fold it while watching tv - miss the whole third act
1. ask someone else - they will fold it wrong anyway

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