I ain't touched a keyboard in a week and even I know this is smellier than a truck stop bathroom in August
She says "but Clay honey it came from Pastor Dave's wifes sister and she wouldn't lie" and I'm like ma'am Pastor Dave still uses a Razr flip phone and thinks the internet is a series of tubes
Anybody else got relatives fallin for this stuff? Post the worst chain email you've ever seen, I need to feel better about my family tree
