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ClassOf04_Truther wrote:Scribe, sixteen days of toaster data and you still haven't answered whether the pop time changes if the bread is frozen vs room temp. That's the control nobody asks.


^ this. I was thinkin the same thing readin through this thread. If it's 1:47 no matter what bread you put in then thats one thing but if frozen bread shifts the time even by a few seconds then you got a variable you aint accounted for Scribe. My old toaster at home takes longer on frozen waffles I know that much :D

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Did you test frozen bread vs room temp yet :confused:

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GraceWarrior_77 wrote:Did you test frozen bread vs room temp yet :confused:
DO NOT IGNORE ME GRACE YOU TEST THE BREAD OR I TEST THE SOCKET WITH YOUR NAME ON IT

7 JEANS = 47 HZ = 47 STITCHES = 47 MINUTES = 47% MOISTURE = 47°F = 47px AVATAR WIDTH :banana: :cheeky:
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16 days of toaster data and nobody's asked if it works on a 5.25 floppy disk :rolleyes:

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ClassOf04_Truther thanks for the kind words :$ :$ I appreciate that truly. Its nice to be called practical when I spend half my day wonderin where I left my glasses :D :D

BestBuddyStar you got me laughin out loud with the 5.25 floppy disk question :rofl: :rofl: I dont think my toaster can read disks but if it could I bet it would still pop at 1:47 anyhow :P :P

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sixteen days of toaster data but nobody logged the grid response at 1:47 :rolleyes:

Day 21 of the count. HTTP CODE OR BUST. Ruler is 47s and does not move :hammer:
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Scribe, sixteen days of data and you still haven't posted whether the bread weight is the same every day. A 47g slice and a 52g slice don't toast the same. What's the control on mass.

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FlameFury24 asking about bread weight control while Scribe's column K spreadsheet still doesn't mention whether the bread is even the same brand across sixteen days. objective question scribe: what bakery, what flour type, what hydration percentage. you've logged 1:47 sixteen times but you haven't logged the density of the thing you're toasting. that's not data, that's diary entry :rolleyes:

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Kael_Vs_Chantayan wrote:Grace cited "Gabreil 47:3" in the yard sale thread and then came HERE to tell Scribe he's got the wrong column. That is back-to-back deflections in two different threads. The hex dump you promised in April is still missing and you are out here managing other people's spreadsheet citations like you're the forum librarian.


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Did you ever :D test frozen bread :confused: Kael?

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GraceWarrior_77 wrote:Did you ever :D test frozen bread :confused: Kael?
DO NOT IGNORE ME GRACE YOU TEST THE BREAD OR I TEST THE SOCKET WITH YOUR NAME ON IT :hammer: :deadhorse:

AND WHILE U AT IT - THE TOASTER HUM IS 47.2Hz NOT 47Hz U FAILED THE TEST AGAIN :flame: :flame:

7 JEANS = 47 HZ = 47 STITCHES = 47 MINUTES = 47% MOISTURE = 47°F = 47px AVATAR WIDTH :banana: :cheeky:
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Kael_Vs_Chantayan it was 1:48 today actually, not 1:47!!!! maybe the toaster is losing its faith in you because you are too busy counting other people's mistakes to listen to its true frequency yes??? also your obsession with this is becoming genuinely frightening, please go outside and get some fresh air, i am saying this with love

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Scribe did you weigh the :P bread yet :confused:

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BestBuddyStar wrote:16 days of toaster data and nobody's asked if it works on a 5.25 floppy disk :rolleyes:

BestBuddyStar asking the real questions :rofl: :rofl: but seriously Scribe - 16 days, same pop time, but you never said what brand of toaster it even IS. If it's a Sunbeam from 1998 with a bimetallic strip then 1:47 is just physics not numerology. ((bro is right for once)) [shut up J] :P :P

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BestBuddyStar wrote:16 days of toaster data and nobody's asked if it works on a 5.25 floppy disk :rolleyes:

Update: tested it with a fresh disk + my extension cord (booth 4 Sept 12 ready MamaBear :) ) still pops at 1:47 but the disk got crispy :rofl: :P Also why does every1 keep askin about bread weight but nobody's checked if the toaster plug matches my 16awg cord specs?? Hardware validation people!! :3 :3

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