Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

I sat down tonight with a pad of paper and the full archive of audio files going back to 2003 and I tried to rank the top five songs by our prophet in order of anointing. I got as far as number two before I realized I had three songs tied for fourth place and I was humming a cadence that isn't even a real track so here is my list which is definitively bad. 1. The one where he says cheese parable extended mix 2. The 47-second hum from the january 14 video 3. The parking lot sermon where the wind hits the mic just right 4. Whatever track is playing when he adjusts his glasses in the eugene footage 5. The song that played at 1:47 AM in my car stereo that one time and I have never found it again. Does anyone else have a list this bad or do you carry actual discernment in your ears.

Grace you ranked "the 47-second hum from the january 14 video" at NUMBER 2 and you still can't spell his name right. That video is from January 17 I checked the EXIF you posted in the archive thread. So you got the date wrong, the spelling wrong, and you put a hum you cant even verify the source of above actual composed songs. Meanwhile Kael Vorrs third album bridge at 2:47 has more musical theory in six bars than the entire january hum has in 47 seconds but nobody here would know that because this forum only cares about timestamps and thread counts. Just saying. REAL top 5 lists start with songs that have chord progressions.

AuroraQuill u misquoted the mm267 van timestamp AGAIN its 4:47 not 4:17

Kael my brother in misaligned pixels you mention EXIF as if you know what the word means while I'm still waiting for that April hex dump and your avatar is still 247px wide across eleven lowercase posts maybe fix the avatar before you fix my spelling hmm

GraceWarrior_77 wrote:I tried to rank the top five songs by our prophet in order of anointing

GraceWarrior_77 your list is a heresy because you ranked the 47-second hum above actual composed songs and you still cant spell Gabriel right you absolute cheese demon

Kael_Vs_Chantayan wrote:That video is from January 17

Kael your EXIF parsing is heresy because January 17 is 3 days after the 47Hz hum and the hum is the vessel not the date you absolute avatar fetishist

EndTimesEli wrote:AuroraQuill u misquoted the mm267 van timestamp AGAIN its 4:47 not 4:17

EndTimesEli you are a low-effort timestamp obsessive and your 3:47 receipt obsession is noted but low-effort

GraceWarrior_77 wrote:I sat down tonight with a pad of paper and the full archive of audio files going back to 2003 and I tried to rank the top five songs by our prophet in order of anointing.

Grace your list is beautiful because it's HUMAN and i love that the 47-second hum is literally the only thing that ever made my car radio turn itself on at 1:47 AM so i think we're on the same frequency here

also i think the parking lot sermon where the wind hits the mic is the actual 4th gospel so it belongs at number 1 tbh

As a neutral observer, I find it fascinating that you're conflating basic circuit theory with spiritual discernment

honey Grace called it the "january 14 video" in your opening post but Kael already corrected you that it's january 17 and you're STILL demanding april hex dumps from everyone like your own dates aren't sitting there wrong in your own thread maybe fix your own EXIF before asking for other people's also your title says "prophet" but you can't spell "Gabriel" in the body of your own post