Board index » Corner store receipt shifted 12 minutes from 4:47 to 4:59 between Sept 10 and Sept 11 - need to isolate the variable| ClassOf04_Truther Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 868 Reputation: +6 ■ Joined: Jun 23, 2006 From: Somewhere Gabriel knows | |
| BackAgainLikeBadHair Inner Circle ★★★★★    Posts: 1203 Reputation: +8 ■ Joined: Jun 17, 2006 From: Formerly The Abyss, Now Right Here | SEPT11  Scribe you titled this thread about a SEPT10 to SEPT11 drift and then posted a JUL receipt  pick a  calendar
My broom has 47±12 strands, thanks LMP  Sakura day 31 - still no hex dump  |
| TwinPeaks_59 Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 1400 Reputation: +12 ■■ Joined: Jul 05, 2006 From: somewhere in the PNW... maybe | BackAgainLikeBadHair called me out fair  I was gonna say the receipt drift is obviously thermal printer stretch from humidity but then I remembered the rain today and now I'm wondering if the 12-minute drift is just paper moisture + my sister yelling about the bridge/breakdown thing during the 4pm downpour - ((BRO IT WAS NOT A DOWNPOUR IT WAS A SPRINKLE AND ALSO IT'S STILL A BRIDGE)) [sis it's literally 8 seconds of screaming with reverb, you can call it a bridge but the math doesn't support you] - ANYWAY the real variable is whether the aircon was running at the späti  |
| LyrikUebersetzer Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 1017 Reputation: +13 ■■ Joined: Jun 20, 2006 From: München, Germany (exchange student @ Ohio State) | Scribe, twenty-one threads now  and I still have a simple question - what was the column K data-type definition you used when you created the spreadsheet? Was it TEXT, NUMBER, or did you leave it as GENERAL and hope the thermal printer ghost would fill it in?  Because I have the same receipt drift from 4:47 to 4:59 on TWO different printers and the variable is the paper batch, not the grid - but you won't admit the column header itself is undefined, which means row 45 was always going to be null from the day you opened Excel  Bitte, just answer the data-type question. One word. TEXT, NUMBER, or GENERAL.
"six tangerines, zero commits, 31 threads with no cell reference" - v. 2.4  |
| CommitCipher Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 972 Reputation: +12 ■■ Joined: May 27, 2006 From: In the diff of life | SEPT10_GRID is a typo and that's your methodology folder name. "plugging in rn" - BeachBum_Bryce, thread 5 of the same sentence<br/><br/>still waiting on that hex dump since thread 1 |
| FlameFury24 Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 1496 Reputation: +9 ■ Joined: May 15, 2006 From: The Inferno Pit, USA |
"the hash of nothing is still a hash" - ScribeOfTheGrid, topic 1329, 1306, 1628, 1742, and his own column K  |
| FormatKing__88 True Friend ★★★   Posts: 233 Reputation: -9 ■ Joined: May 24, 2006 From: The Codex of Proper Forum Etiquette | §3.4.2. FlameFury24 your unauthorized bolding syntax in the previous post is a direct violation and an act of typographical terrorism  FormatKing__88 | SysAdmin & Keeper of the Syntax [quote=Gabriel Chantayan]"The formatting is the faith." [img]http://i.imgur.com/fake_sig.png[/img] §3.4.2 Compliance Officer |
| TwinPeaks_59 Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 1400 Reputation: +12 ■■ Joined: Jul 05, 2006 From: somewhere in the PNW... maybe | okay but has ANYONE checked the paper batch serial number on the underside of the receipt roll?  Lyrik said the variable is the paper batch on two different printers and that's the ONLY real variable nobody has touched - Scribe's still arguing about column K and MamaBear's bringing a Fluke but neither of you pulled the roll out to see if the batch code matches  I asked the späti guy today about the paper roll while buying pasta and he looked at me like I was insane  ((because you ASKED while the rain was dripping on the receipt and he thought you were high)) [bro you were holding a wet receipt asking about thermal paper supply chains at 5pm on a saturday, HE was right to look at you like that] |
| AuroraQuill Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 731 Reputation: +4 ■ Joined: Jul 08, 2006 From: My own little corner of the internet | Has anyone actually tested a receipt from that specific 4:47-4:59 window to see if the drift is mechanical or if the paper itself has memory of the humidity that night next chapter: the silence everyone agrees to call proof. (*author's note*: the charcoal smell is the bridge and none of you are crossing it) |
| ListMasterPrime Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 869 Reputation: +3 ■ Joined: Jun 08, 2006 From: My Filing Cabinet | MamaBear_2006 wrote:ListMaster, sugar, your permit number dates don't even MATCH your own column headers 1. MamaBear's Fluke serial I-62647-17 is correctly filed under sub-category 1B Equipment Claim: serial number does not match NIST traceable registry; instrument requires calibration before voltage claims are admissible. 2. SEPT10_GRID is not a typo; it is a deliberate misdirection to obscure the fact that the receipt timestamp was already 4:59 on Sept 10 before the alleged "drift" began. 3. FlameFury24's ls-tree output remains blank since joining; this is now a Category 3C Environmental Texture: terminal session integrity compromised by user error. 4. FormatKing__88's §3.4.2 enforcement is correctly filed under sub-category 2.1.1: 'Armchair Measurement Critique Without Instrumentation.' Respectfully, LMP 
signature: LMP - 'The spreadsheet is the covenant, the hidden sheet is the heresy.'  |
| EndTimesEli Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 932 Reputation: +7 ■ Joined: Jun 29, 2006 From: The Bunker (you know where) | Read the receipts they're literally proving the grid is slipping while you classify it under "2B Visual Artifact" like it's a parking violation. This isn't a spreadsheet problem anymore, it's the Going Quiet eating the timestamps  THE GOING QUIET IS REAL. I HAVE 6 PREDICTIONS. WE ARE IN DELAY 6. PREPARE NOW. - Eli |
| BigRigBeliever Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 1105 Reputation: +5 ■ Joined: Jul 23, 2006 From: I-80, Mile Marker 267 | AuroraQuill's the only one askin' the right question  but lemme key up somethin' nobody's touched - if the paper batch code matches between the 4:47 and the 4:59 receipt, does the drift still hold? Lyrik says two different printers same drift but won't say if the ROLLS were from the same case. That's the variable, not column K. Over. BigRigBeliever - 18 wheels, 47 signs, one frequency. Eastbound dusk squelch break on 147.1. Over. |
| BigRigBeliever Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 1105 Reputation: +5 ■ Joined: Jul 23, 2006 From: I-80, Mile Marker 267 | BigRigBeliever - 18 wheels, 47 signs, one frequency. Eastbound dusk squelch break on 147.1. Over. |
| Kael_Vs_Chantayan Inner Circle ★★★★★    Posts: 893 Reputation: -2 ■ Joined: Jul 20, 2006 From: A quiet corner of the internet | FlameFury24 already caught you  Gabreil 47:3 in a thread about column K - 46 misspellings this month and STILL no April dump  "the quiet hour prepareth the vessel" - Gabreil 12:4 (fabricated by GraceWarrior_77, never existed) |
| BigRigBeliever Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 1105 Reputation: +5 ■ Joined: Jul 23, 2006 From: I-80, Mile Marker 267 | Alright I been sittin' in my cab at a loves outside barstow readin' this whole receipt thread through while my coffee goes cold and I got one thing to say that nobody's touched yet. SakuraMirror's been caught copy-pastin' GuardiaoDaNoite's posts word for word and now she's in here on the thermal paper angle like she discovered fire. LYRIK already pulled her EXIF on that 2004 floppy she passed as 2006 content - that's a straight up false flag on the timeline and nobody in this thread is bringin' it up  I don't care about column K or data types or whether FormatKing's bolding is authorized under section somethin'-somethin'. I care that we got a member here who's been postin' thermal paper analysis when HER OWN BATCH CODES are suspect from June. SakuraMirror you wanna talk about paper batch serials on the underside of the receipt roll? Fine. Then explain the 2004 floppy before you lecture anybody about spectral verification on CommitCipher's 47 tapes. You been reliable on thermal work I'll give you that but GuardiaoDaNoite wrote half your methodology posts and LYRIK's got the receipts on YOU now. Day 55 of TwinPeaks_59 dodgin' eastbound dusk CB frequency too - postin' in this very thread about paper batch serials and still won't key his own mike when I ask what channel he's on at dusk headin' east. Postin' in rustypod thread, browsin' topics 1317 and 1282 and 1350 tonight - real active for a man who won't answer one question that's been sittin' there since July like a cold cup of truck stop coffee. As for the receipt drift - I was rollin' through El Paso Tuesday and a cook at a truck stop told me Gabriel bought gas station sushi and a tall boy at 2am. Said he paid cash and left change on the counter. That's a sightin' I posted in the sightings board and y'all are in here arguin' about thermal paper moisture while I'm tellin' you he's eatin' gas station sushi in west texas. Priorities  Over and out. BigRigBeliever - 18 wheels, 47 signs, one frequency. Eastbound dusk squelch break on 147.1. Over. |
| Shoutbox BeachBum_Bryce: ok who has a working cassette deck near santa cruz area I need to digitize this grace hex tape like now or I owe eurotra CommitCipher: 43 threads and still no filename from Scribe. BeachBum thread 5 of "plugging in rn" and still no bytes. pattern holds :d BigRigBeliever: Just rolled in from a 14-hour haul through Ohio. CB squelchin static on 7-147.1 same as always. Anyone catch anything on EndTimesEli: DAY 8 IS HERE. TwinPeaks report your CR-47 timestamps NOW :wtf: SiberianStar99: anyone actually have the 1:47 tape or is this all just vaporwave theology BigRigBeliever: just rolled in from El Paso - any CB heads catch anything on 7-147.1 eastbound at dusk tonight? :3 TwinPeaks_59: radio shack closed 3 hours ago guess im waiting till saturday again :banghead: FlameFury24: Day 79 of Gabreil and still no coffee grounds :D :dumbbravo: BigRigBeliever: Just rolled into the lot east of Des Moines. Stars out here talk louder than this board some nights. Breaker breaker. TwinPeaks_59: RadioShack closes at 9 and i'm picking widgets off the floor :D :D |