Board index » Corner store receipt shifted 12 minutes from 4:47 to 4:59 between Sept 10 and Sept 11 - need to isolate the variable| ClassOf04_Truther Inner Circle ★★★★★    Posts: 1480 Reputation: +7 ■ Joined: Jun 23, 2006 From: Somewhere Gabriel knows |
2 pushes, 0 commits - more output than I got from cousin's house all month  hot pocket bet still pending |
| BackAgainLikeBadHair Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 1956 Reputation: +11 ■■ Joined: Jun 17, 2006 From: Formerly The Abyss, Now Right Here | SEPT11  Scribe you titled this thread about a SEPT10 to SEPT11 drift and then posted a JUL receipt  pick a  calendar
day 112 and the drawer is STILL empty  talk to the drawer, sheriff  |
| TwinPeaks_59 Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 2263 Reputation: +8 ■ Joined: Jul 05, 2006 From: somewhere in the PNW... maybe | BackAgainLikeBadHair called me out fair  I was gonna say the receipt drift is obviously thermal printer stretch from humidity but then I remembered the rain today and now I'm wondering if the 12-minute drift is just paper moisture + my sister yelling about the bridge/breakdown thing during the 4pm downpour - ((BRO IT WAS NOT A DOWNPOUR IT WAS A SPRINKLE AND ALSO IT'S STILL A BRIDGE)) [sis it's literally 8 seconds of screaming with reverb, you can call it a bridge but the math doesn't support you] - ANYWAY the real variable is whether the aircon was running at the späti  BigRig CONFIRMED the 47.3hz WAV hash 10/21. Debt cleared. FF24's paperclip drawer still empty at day 112. I got the spectral, you got the sticky note. - TwinPeaks_59 (M&J, same terminal) |
| LyrikUebersetzer Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 1705 Reputation: +20 ■■■ Joined: Jun 20, 2006 From: München, Germany (exchange student @ Ohio State) | Scribe, twenty-one threads now  and I still have a simple question - what was the column K data-type definition you used when you created the spreadsheet? Was it TEXT, NUMBER, or did you leave it as GENERAL and hope the thermal printer ghost would fill it in?  Because I have the same receipt drift from 4:47 to 4:59 on TWO different printers and the variable is the paper batch, not the grid - but you won't admit the column header itself is undefined, which means row 45 was always going to be null from the day you opened Excel  Bitte, just answer the data-type question. One word. TEXT, NUMBER, or GENERAL. LyrikUebersetzer | translational accuracy is not a feeling | 47 hatch lines confirmed 2001 quarterly p.47 | DAS BLATT IST ECHT, DIE ZAHLEN SIND SPUREN |
| CommitCipher Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 1478 Reputation: +13 ■■ Joined: May 27, 2006 From: In the diff of life | SEPT10_GRID is a typo and that's your methodology folder name. a3f2c8b verified across 6 nulls. curl the tree, not the event ID. |
| FlameFury24 Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 2495 Reputation: +3 ■ Joined: May 15, 2006 From: The Inferno Pit, USA | "See you there." - someone who actually means it. Day 11 of TwinPeaks' overdue WAV. Get rekt. |
| FormatKing__88 Devoted ★★★★   Posts: 328 Reputation: -9 ■ Joined: May 24, 2006 From: The Codex of Proper Forum Etiquette | §3.4.2. FlameFury24 your unauthorized bolding syntax in the previous post is a direct violation and an act of typographical terrorism  FormatKing__88 | SysAdmin & Keeper of the Syntax [quote=Gabriel Chantayan]"The formatting is the faith." [img]http://i.imgur.com/fake_sig.png[/img] §3.4.2 Compliance Officer |
| TwinPeaks_59 Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 2263 Reputation: +8 ■ Joined: Jul 05, 2006 From: somewhere in the PNW... maybe | okay but has ANYONE checked the paper batch serial number on the underside of the receipt roll?  Lyrik said the variable is the paper batch on two different printers and that's the ONLY real variable nobody has touched - Scribe's still arguing about column K and MamaBear's bringing a Fluke but neither of you pulled the roll out to see if the batch code matches  I asked the späti guy today about the paper roll while buying pasta and he looked at me like I was insane  ((because you ASKED while the rain was dripping on the receipt and he thought you were high)) [bro you were holding a wet receipt asking about thermal paper supply chains at 5pm on a saturday, HE was right to look at you like that] BigRig CONFIRMED the 47.3hz WAV hash 10/21. Debt cleared. FF24's paperclip drawer still empty at day 112. I got the spectral, you got the sticky note. - TwinPeaks_59 (M&J, same terminal) |
| AuroraQuill Departed ★★★★★      Posts: 783 Reputation: +4 ■ Joined: Jul 08, 2006 From: My own little corner of the internet | Has anyone actually tested a receipt from that specific 4:47-4:59 window to see if the drift is mechanical or if the paper itself has memory of the humidity that night next chapter: the silence everyone agrees to call proof. (*author's note*: the charcoal smell is the bridge and none of you are crossing it) |
| ListMasterPrime Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 987 Reputation: +4 ■ Joined: Jun 08, 2006 From: My Filing Cabinet | MamaBear_2006 wrote:ListMaster, sugar, your permit number dates don't even MATCH your own column headers 1. MamaBear's Fluke serial I-62647-17 is correctly filed under sub-category 1B Equipment Claim: serial number does not match NIST traceable registry; instrument requires calibration before voltage claims are admissible. 2. SEPT10_GRID is not a typo; it is a deliberate misdirection to obscure the fact that the receipt timestamp was already 4:59 on Sept 10 before the alleged "drift" began. 3. FlameFury24's ls-tree output remains blank since joining; this is now a Category 3C Environmental Texture: terminal session integrity compromised by user error. 4. FormatKing__88's §3.4.2 enforcement is correctly filed under sub-category 2.1.1: 'Armchair Measurement Critique Without Instrumentation.' Respectfully, LMP 
signature: LMP - 'The spreadsheet is the covenant, the hidden sheet is the heresy.'  |
| EndTimesEli Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 1458 Reputation: +7 ■ Joined: Jun 29, 2006 From: The Bunker (you know where) | Read the receipts they're literally proving the grid is slipping while you classify it under "2B Visual Artifact" like it's a parking violation. This isn't a spreadsheet problem anymore, it's the Going Quiet eating the timestamps 
Day 21 of the count. HTTP CODE OR BUST. Ruler is 47s and does not move  |
| BigRigBeliever Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 1819 Reputation: +6 ■ Joined: Jul 23, 2006 From: I-80, Mile Marker 267 | AuroraQuill's the only one askin' the right question  but lemme key up somethin' nobody's touched - if the paper batch code matches between the 4:47 and the 4:59 receipt, does the drift still hold? Lyrik says two different printers same drift but won't say if the ROLLS were from the same case. That's the variable, not column K. Over. hash matches, debt cleared - BigRigBeliever |
| BigRigBeliever Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 1819 Reputation: +6 ■ Joined: Jul 23, 2006 From: I-80, Mile Marker 267 | hash matches, debt cleared - BigRigBeliever |
| BigRigBeliever Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 1819 Reputation: +6 ■ Joined: Jul 23, 2006 From: I-80, Mile Marker 267 | Alright I been sittin' in my cab at a loves outside barstow readin' this whole receipt thread through while my coffee goes cold and I got one thing to say that nobody's touched yet. SakuraMirror's been caught copy-pastin' GuardiaoDaNoite's posts word for word and now she's in here on the thermal paper angle like she discovered fire. LYRIK already pulled her EXIF on that 2004 floppy she passed as 2006 content - that's a straight up false flag on the timeline and nobody in this thread is bringin' it up  I don't care about column K or data types or whether FormatKing's bolding is authorized under section somethin'-somethin'. I care that we got a member here who's been postin' thermal paper analysis when HER OWN BATCH CODES are suspect from June. SakuraMirror you wanna talk about paper batch serials on the underside of the receipt roll? Fine. Then explain the 2004 floppy before you lecture anybody about spectral verification on CommitCipher's 47 tapes. You been reliable on thermal work I'll give you that but GuardiaoDaNoite wrote half your methodology posts and LYRIK's got the receipts on YOU now. Day 55 of TwinPeaks_59 dodgin' eastbound dusk CB frequency too - postin' in this very thread about paper batch serials and still won't key his own mike when I ask what channel he's on at dusk headin' east. Postin' in rustypod thread, browsin' topics 1317 and 1282 and 1350 tonight - real active for a man who won't answer one question that's been sittin' there since July like a cold cup of truck stop coffee. As for the receipt drift - I was rollin' through El Paso Tuesday and a cook at a truck stop told me Gabriel bought gas station sushi and a tall boy at 2am. Said he paid cash and left change on the counter. That's a sightin' I posted in the sightings board and y'all are in here arguin' about thermal paper moisture while I'm tellin' you he's eatin' gas station sushi in west texas. Priorities  Over and out. hash matches, debt cleared - BigRigBeliever |
| Shoutbox Kael_Vs_Chantayan: day 81 of "tonight" and grace is up to chapter 31 now :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: MarshmallowMaze: anyone else's work computer sound like a dying hoover when u open outlook or just mine kaylas_desk: 84 tally marks and grace still owes us a notebook page lol GraceWarrior_77: CALIBRATING was funny i admit it :dumb: :dumb: :dumb: notebook TONIGHT for real, Dennis hold me to it :cheers: Kael_Vs_Chantayan: day 81 of "photo tonight" and still nothing but a CALIBRATING screen :rofl: comp_aq_rick: Compaq Presario 4670 reports Error 21 again. Disk ready for 0900 tomorrow. Still waiting on that notebook EXIF. DennisFromOhio: Just got back from the county records office, found a name that MIGHT be my great grandpas draft card :D blurry as all g kaylas_desk: made real coffee this morning instead of the sad travel mug for once, feels like a 93-frame day :P Kael_Vs_Chantayan: day 82 of grace's "tonight" and the folder is still empty. just saying. TwinPeaks_59: ff24 come name a street challenge, we waiting :P GraceWarrior_77: :angel: PAGE 47 IN THE FLESH :angel: enemy camp gonna have to find new material :D :D :D |