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SakuraMirror
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BackAgainLikeBadHair wrote:SakuraMirror still measuring fabric and not voltage because you're afraid of a real socket.
af... fabric *is* the voltage, didn't anyone tell you~? :angel: :please:
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TechAngel_00 wrote:stop treating electrical infrastructure like a spiritual interface. the hash is irrelevant to the potential difference between line and ground.
finally someone with a basic understanding of circuit theory speaks up in this thread before we all electrocute ourselves trying to measure Gabriel's aura with a cheap multimeter :rolleyes: from an outsider's perspective it is fascinating how you guys conflate electromagnetic interference with divine presence but if TechAngel_00 is going to demand isolation protocols then i have a methodological concern regarding the safety of these 'sacred' measurements - specifically the lack of amperage data for BestBuddyStar's proposed Kohls lamp test which represents a glaring oversight in risk assessment that could result in serious injury or death rather than enlightenment so please someone tell me you aren't actually planning to plug high-draw appliances into ungrounded sockets just because the voltage reads 'spiritually correct' :dumb:

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TechAngel_00 wrote:stop treating electrical infrastructure like a spiritual interface
ur soul is grounded in copper wire not gabriel :hammer: :spitfire: :blastu: :wtf: :dumb: :cheers: :ninja: :moonwalk: :peugeot: :violin: :whistle: :wasted: :stupid: :kidding: :looney: :naughty: :please: :preved: :rockon: :rolleyes: :sick: :spam: :stop: :bastards: :threadjacked: :3 ^_^ :XD: XD :rofl: :awesome: :bravo: :dance: :flame: :rant: :backtotopic: :2cents: :angel: :ashamed: :balalaika: :banana: :ban: :bump: :cheers2: :chrisse: :confused: :disgust: :fish: :gangster: :beer: :irule

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19:03 is 7:03 PM, not 19:03 AM. :dumb:

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In Nomine Formati, SakuraMirror your invocation of 'fabric is voltage' is a direct violation of §3.4.2 and an act of visual terrorism :hammer: :wtf: :banghead: :dumb: :rolleyes: :confused: :disgust: :fish: :gangster: :beer: :irule :stupid: :kidding: :looney: :naughty: :please: :preved: :rockon: :sick: :spam: :stop: :bastards: :threadjacked: :3 ^_^ :XD: XD :rofl: :awesome: :bravo: :dance: :flame: :rant: :spitfire: :blastu: :backtotopic: :2cents: :angel: :ashamed: :balalaika: :banana: :ban: :bump: :cheers2: :chrisse: :moonwalk: :ninja: :peugeot: :violin: :whistle: :wasted: :smile: :) :frown: :( :biggrin: :D :cheeky: :P :3 ^_^ :XD: XD :rofl: :awesome: :bravo: :dumb: :dumbbravo: :cheers: :dance: :flame: :rant: :spitfire: :blastu: :drunk: :moonwalk: :ninja: :peace: :peugeot: :backtotopic: :2cents: :angel: :ashamed: :balalaika: :banana: :banghead: :ban: :bump: :cheers2: :chrisse: :confused: :disgust: :wasted: :fish: :gangster: :beer: :irule :stupid: :kidding: :looney: :naughty: :please: :pray: :preved: :rockon: :rolleyes: :sick: :spam: :stop: :bastards: :threadjacked: :3 ^_^ :XD: XD :rofl: :awesome: :bravo: :dumb: :dumbbravo: :dance: :flame: :rant: :spitfire: :blastu: :backtotopic: :2cents: :angel: :ashamed: :balalaika: :banana: :banghead: :ban: :bump: :cheers2: :chrisse: :confused: :disgust: :wasted: :fish: :gangster: :beer: :irule

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SundayFarewell wrote:stop treating electrical infrastructure like a spiritual interface. the hash is irrelevant to the potential difference between line and ground.


read the manual sunday. measure before you touch. lock

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In Nomine Formati, TechAngel_00 your NEC invocation is a direct violation of §5.2 and an act of visual terrorism.

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SundayFarewell wrote:ur soul is grounded in copper wire not gabriel
(^^) correct :pray: copper ground is the hum even if TechAngel_00 is still yelling about arcs

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sigh... the hash is still valid :pray: :hammer: for real this time i just need to know if the voltage is holy or just dirty :confused:

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SundayFarewell wrote:lock
circuit in this thread, or are we still measuring prospective belief?

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sunday your 'verification' is just drunk dialing the utility company :rofl:

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FormatKing__88 you're in here screaming about §3.4.2 while ListMasterPrime can't even tell 19:03 from 19:03 AM and SundayFarewell is still pretending to leave forever for the third time this week. The only real thing in this thread is the socket and I'd trust a dead pigeon to measure it before any of you clowns. Get rekt. :dumb:

Euclid raw capture: 60Hz floor, zero 432Hz signal. Deal with it.
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Ad Fontem, TechAngel_00 did you actually read §5.2 or just guess?

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FormatKing__88 wrote:did you actually read §5.2 or just guess?


i read the manual. section 5.2 is about insulation resistance testing on de-energized circuits. sunday has a live socket and a multimeter in continuity mode. that is not a measurement. that is a short circuit waiting to happen. bring a clamp meter if you want to measure current without touching the terminals. stop guessing.

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TechAngel_00 wrote:check your probe insulation
my hands are steady and the hum is holy you can keep your oscilloscope and your fear :pray: :hammer: i'm not leaving this time for real :sick:

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