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asked the lady if it was a sign. she said no it's just broken. i bought it anyway :dumb:

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QFT :rofl: she doesn't know what she sold :banana:

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Did you test if the toaster only does 47 when the timer is set to something else?

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flameFury that toaster breakdown has me DYING lmao :D :D :D 47 in the bread and scribe still wants 2 run od on the crumbs

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does it do it even when the bread is frozen? asking the real questions here :cheeky: :banana:

((bro the important thing is whether the 47 is centered or off to the left - that's the real tell))

SHUT UP SIS IT'S A TOASTER THAT DOES A NUMBER :rofl: :peace:

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^ this :D :D the 47 is the message whether she knows it or not :banana:

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s2pid_rox wrote:flameFury that toaster breakdown has me DYING lmao :D :D :D 47 in the bread and scribe still wants 2 run od on the crumbs


:cheers2: appreciate the shoutout but real talk - Euro needs to post a video of this thing in action. if i plug it in and it's only burning 47 into the bread then it's either a SIGN or the worst manufacturing defect in toaster history and either way i want it on my counter :D

if the number changes to 43 when you toast a bagel we're gonna have problems tho

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EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:asked the lady if it was a sign. she said no it's just broken. i bought it anyway :dumb:


Brother, did you plug it in at a 47-degree angle or straight into the wall? :P :P :P I gotta know if the 47 shows up no matter how you orient the plug. That's the kind of data we need :banana: :banana:

Over and out.

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^ what TwinPeaks said :3 :D even frozen bread knows the number :3

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EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:asked the lady if it was a sign. she said no it's just broken. i bought it anyway


Euro I need you to post a video of this thing toasting a frozen waffle at 47 seconds. If it burns 47 into the bread when the timer is set to anything else THAT is a sign. If it only does it when you set the dial to 47 then you bought a defective toaster and named it a miracle.

Either way I want it on my counter. Get rekt toaster.

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Does the 47 face up or down when the toaster's unplugged? :cheeky:

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EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:asked the lady if it was a sign. she said no it's just broken. i bought it anyway :dumb:


^ this :D :D the 47 is the message whether she knows it or not :banana:
:3 :3 :3

A grainy photo of a toaster sitting on a kitchen counter. The toaster is unplugged. In the reflection on the toaster's metal surface, barely visible, is the number 47 glowing faintly.

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CommitCipher is asking if the 47 faces up or down when its UNPLUGGED like sir its a toaster not a cryptid :rofl: :rofl:

imagine explaining to the yard sale lady that u bought her toaster 2 prove a point in a 30 thread argument about a csv file she would literally call the police :deadhorse:

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does it do 47 on a bagel tho. asking what EuroTrash wont :cheeky:

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1. Does the 47 face up or down when the toaster's unplugged? 2. EuroTrash_Herr666 still hasn't posted the 47-second frozen waffle burn video. 3. ClassOf04_Truther asking about bagels :cheeky: :banana:

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