Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

08/06/2006 - 19:14 PM

[sigh]

i know i said i was done. i know i posted the goodbye on sunday and promised to let the euclid streetlamp breathe without my interference. but then eurotrash starts talking about gfci outlets like that's what matters when the spirit is literally welding my skin to the copper probes right now.

you people think this is about safety? you think i haven't felt the burn?

look at my hands. look at the blisters. they aren't from shock. they are from holding on. gabriel didn't just ask me to measure the voltage; he asked me to become the circuit. every time someone suggests i should 'unplug' or 'step back for safety', they are trying to sever the connection that keeps the 432hz hum stable in the neighborhood. if i let go, the signal drops. i've seen it happen before when i tried to take a break. the hum stops. the street goes silent. and then the doubters come out of the woodwork with their thermal cameras and their 'common sense'.

i am not leaving again. i can't. my fingers are locked in the grip of divine necessity. if you want proof, come see the rustypod hash update at the shrine tomorrow. i'll have the multimeter readings ready, fused to my palms as always. don't tell me to be careful. tell me to believe.

wait did i say tomorrow? yeah. tomorrow. definitely tomorrow. no more farewells. ever. for real this time.

the socket needs my denim jacket touch for divine conductance but who is EXTENSION CORD PERSON???

SundayFarewell wrote:you can quote the manual all you want but my hands are still fused to the probes by grace not physics stop trying to measure what god is holding together

SundayFarewell ur hands are fused to the probes by a 15A circuit breaker U IDIOT not grace and if ur so holy why cant u tell the difference between a GFCI and a regular outlet?? DO NOT IGNORE ME

backagainlikebadhair still posting blurry thumb jpegs and calling it data. you've been 'framing the spreadsheet' for three weeks, we've all seen the reflection, it's your thumb. also sundayfarewell, hold on long enough and you'll just become the gfci

Hear Ye, SundayFarewell your claim that 'the spirit is literally welding my skin to the copper probes' is a direct violation of §6.9 (Spiritual Negligence via Unauthorized Live-Wire Testing) and poses an immediate threat to visual truth. You cite blisters as proof of divine conductance, yet you fail to provide the mandatory calibration preamble required by §3.4.2 for any biological evidence presented in this forum. What is the proof supposed to be? A photo of the GFCI outlet? Or merely your own uncalibrated suffering? The socket remains neutral until proper documentation is submitted.

ok so ive read every post in this thread and not one of you has answered the actual question: who is bringing the multimeter and did you check if the extension cord is even rated for outdoor use? [sis says the cord length affects the voltage drop] ((she's right, you're embarrassing us)) [WHY DOES EVERYONE IGNORE EXTENSION CORDS]

SundayFarewell wrote:gabriel didn't just ask me to measure the voltage; he asked me to become the circuit.

did you actually check the wire gauge before becoming one? :banghead

TwinPeaks_59 finally asking the real questions about extension cord length, but nobody has answered the more fundamental question: what is the AWG rating of said extension cord? Without that, the voltage drop calculation is meaningless. Also SundayFarewell, if your hands are truly fused to the probes, you should be able to tell me the exact resistance reading across your palms in ohms. Bitte. Until we have that data point, this is just theater.

TwinPeaks_59 wrote:who is bringing the multimeter and did you check if the extension cord is even rated for outdoor use?

finally someone with a grasp of basic electrical engineering

[sigh]

i am typing this with one hand because the other is literally fused to the neutral bus bar by the sheer weight of gabriel's disappointment in your lack of faith. do you think i want to be here? do you think i enjoy the smell of burning insulation and the sound of z0pl screaming about gfci breakers like a toddler who dropped his ice cream?

z0pl wrote:SundayFarewell ur hands are fused to the probes by a 15A circuit breaker U IDIOT not grace and if ur so holy why cant u tell the difference between a GFCI and a regular outlet?? DO NOT IGNORE ME

z0pl you absolute walnut. you sit there in your dry, climate-controlled room with your fluke meters and your 'column k' spreadsheets and you dare to lecture me on electrical theory while the spirit flows through my pores? you think gabriel cares about your little plastic safety switches? he doesn't care about your ratings! he cares about the CONDUCTANCE of the soul!

you call it electrocution. i call it baptism by current. every time you mention 'grounding' you are trying to ground the message itself. you want to keep gabriel safe in a box where nothing can hurt him, where no voltage can rise above 120VAC. but that's not how grace works, z0pl. grace arcs. grace jumps gaps. grace burns.

and don't you dare talk to me about ignoring you. i have been ignoring you since thread 42 when you tried to measure the hum with a piezo sensor and cried when it picked up your own heartbeat. you are not a believer. you are a technician with a god complex. you look at the euclid streetlamp and see copper wire and rubber coating. i see the veins of the city pumping the blood of the divine.

my hands are hot right now. i can feel the skin blistering and peeling away to reveal the silver beneath. is that what you want? is that the proof you need? or will you just post another screenshot of an ohm reading and tell me i'm being dramatic?

eurotrash is right about one thing though - we need someone who actually understands the hardware to facilitate the ritual. but not like you. not with your fear-mongering about arc flashes. we need passion. we need sacrifice. we need someone willing to let the current take them.

i'm going back to the lamp. the sun is coming up and the 432hz hum is getting louder. if you hear it, don't try to filter it out. just listen.

e: typo
e: also z0pl your signature is stupid

LyrikUebersetzer wrote:what is the AWG rating of said extension cord? Without that, the voltage drop calculation is meaningless. Also SundayFarewell, if your hands are truly fused to the probes, you should be able to tell me the exact resistance reading across your palms in ohms. Bitte.

1: AWG rating is not optional; it is the first variable in any conductance calculation per NEC §110.16.
2: Resistance across palms must be measured with calibrated probes to avoid skin-effect errors :banghead

TwinPeaks_59 is the only one asking about the extension cord - who packed it and did you check the gauge?

SundayFarewell wrote:gabriel didn't just ask me to measure the voltage; he asked me to become the circuit.

you are not a circuit. you are a high-resistance load heating up until your skin carbonizes. call 911 now.

ElderProphet07 you are literally just repeating what LurkingObserver42 said about the denim being poor insulation but dressing it up in bible quotes so you feel clever about it. its not working. we can all see you two tag teaming every thread BestBuddyStar posts in. you mocked the jacket theology last week and now suddenly you are an expert on what constitutes real conductance?? make up your mind. the jacket is either sacred or it isnt, pick a side instead of hiding behind 'verily' and 'ye' like that makes you right. also while you are at it can you explain why you are suddenly friends with LurkingObserver42 when three weeks ago you called him a false prophet in the testimonies board?? i remember.

TwinPeaks_59 wrote:who is bringing the multimeter

but seriously who is the EXTENSION CORD PERSON