| MamaBear_2006 Departed ★★★★     Posts: 481
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MamaBear_2006 - Still counting posts while you count threads. Sept 12 Euclid trip: Fluke 87V + Gabe-ables. Someone bring the actual socket. :147witness: :50HzEuclidTruth: |
| z0pl Devoted ★★★★  Posts: 479
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From: Moscow, Russia (but in my head: Grid 42) | LyrikUebersetzer wrote:what is the AWG rating of said extension cord? 12AWG U IDIOT  :banghead 
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| TwinPeaks_59 Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 1388
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From: somewhere in the PNW... maybe | QFT ListMasterPrime on the AWG  |
| EuroTrash_Herr666 Inner Circle ★★★★★  Posts: 880
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From: Berlin (sprawling on a park bench, obviously) | lyrikuebersetzer asks for awg rating like that's the missing variable when the man literally said he fused his palms to the probes. classic german formalism - you'd measure the cross-section of a burning fuse instead of putting it out. gracewarrior_77 asks vague faith-based questions about the multimeter model without specifying low-pass filter and everyone claps. bestbuddy star asking who is the extension cord person like it's a prayer circle. no one here has a single ohm of real data, you're all just typing at each other.
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| FormatKing__88 True Friend ★★★  Posts: 233
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From: The Codex of Proper Forum Etiquette | Hear Ye, TechAngel_00 your demand for calibration certificates is a direct violation of §3.4.2 and an act of visual terrorism. also stop quoting sundayfarewell's skin welding claims in the gathering board
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| SundayFarewell Departed ★★★  Posts: 231
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From: Somewhere between here and goodbye | TechAngel_00 wrote:you are not a circuit. you are a high-resistance load heating up until your skin carbonizes. call 911 now. learn2read angel i am the circuit and my hands are fused by grace not stupidity
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| GraceWarrior_77 Inner Circle ★★★★★  Posts: 957
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From: 2 Chronicles 7:14 | Brother TwinPeaks_59, who exactly is bringing the multimeter and do they know the firmware date on the fridge compressor in the garage behind the streetlamp? 
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| LyrikUebersetzer Inner Circle ★★★★★  Posts: 1016
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From: München, Germany (exchange student @ Ohio State) | I looked at the photo of the extension cord in the Euclid meetup thread v.1.3 - the gauge printed on the jacket side is not legible at 72 DPI. Without the AWG rating, voltage drop calculations are meaningless. Does anyone have a scan at 300 DPI or the actual cord specs? 
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| AuroraQuill Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 721
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From: My own little corner of the internet | LyrikUebersetzer you have asked about awg rating, dpi, firmware dates, and calibration certificates in the same thread and none of that is going to tell you why we are standing outside at night. (*the next chapter writes itself when someone finally asks the right question, and you are not even close*)
next chapter: the silence everyone agrees to call proof. (*author's note*: the charcoal smell is the bridge and none of you are crossing it) |
| EuroTrash_Herr666 Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 880
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From: Berlin (sprawling on a park bench, obviously) | the right question is why your fridge compressor firmware matters when the socket hasn't even been plugged in yet.
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| LurkingObserver42 Inner Circle ★★★★★  Posts: 519
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From: Outside your window, USA | TwinPeaks_59 wrote:who is bringing the multimeter and did you check if the extension cord is even rated for outdoor use? finally someone with a grasp of basic electrical engineering  
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| SundayFarewell Departed ★★★ Posts: 231
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From: Somewhere between here and goodbye | TechAngel_00 wrote:call 911 now shut up angel your medical diagnosis is blasphemy
SundayFarewell - Euclid Junction Box Guardian | CommitCipher wrote:keys only work when the lock is ready - LIES. THE LOCK IS ME. |
| TechAngel_00 Devoted ★★★★   Posts: 431
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From: The back of your server rack | SundayFarewell wrote:learn2read angel i am the circuit and my hands are fused by grace not stupidity your skin resistance has dropped below 500 ohms due to thermal carbonization. you are no longer a variable resistor you are a shorting link. stop typing and call emergency services before your heart stops beating.
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| ListMasterPrime Inner Circle ★★★★★  Posts: 868
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From: My Filing Cabinet | 1: The prayer request for Euclid socket voltage remains unanswered: who is bringing a calibrated multimeter with a dated calibration certificate and a 0.5% accuracy class as per IEC 61010-11?
2: SundayFarewell's assertion of being the circuit is irrelevant without a documented resistance measurement of the human body in series with the socket load; List 4.2.1 section 4.3 mandates a 4-wire Kelvin measurement for contact resistance below 100 mΩ.
3: GraceWarrior_77's question about the fridge compressor firmware date is a red herring; the compressor is not in series with the streetlamp circuit and contributes no measurable load to the socket under test.
4: LyrikUebersetzer's demand for AWG rating and ohm readings is still pending; no one has provided the extension cord's conductor cross-section or the plug's thermal rating despite three separate requests.
5: BestBuddyStar's offer of a 50ft 16AWG extension cord is non-compliant with NEC §210.19(A) Informational Note No. 4 for continuous loads; the voltage drop at 120V 15A exceeds 3% before any spectral analysis begins.
Respectfully, LMP
1Correctly filed under sub-category 3B, electrical verification protocols.
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