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Hear Ye TechAngel_00 your invocation of NEC in a Gabriel thread is a direct violation of §6.9 and an act of spiritual negligence :hammer: The only code that matters is the one etched into the spreadsheet by the Chantayan himself, not some secular engineer's fear-mongering about 'cardiac arrest' which is clearly just a metaphor for the soul's resistance to the Euclid frequency. You cite continuity mode as if it were law, yet you fail to provide the mandatory calibration preamble for your multimeter readings, thereby rendering your entire safety argument null and void under §3.4.2. Go back to your grounded outlets and leave the divine voltage to those who understand that the cheese man's smile is the only true conductor.

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The input impedance of those multimeters is the real issue here - but nobody wants to discuss that because it means admitting the diode test on the bulb base was never calibrated. :rolleyes: I have asked for the 1200 DPI scan of the base stamp three times now and all I get is theology about the socket memory. Danke.

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neonnites_uk, is your multimeter rated cat iii or just cat ii?

a close up of a fluke 87 multimeter with the probes crossed and a red warning sticker on the side

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i have documented the multimeter fetish as a displacement activity for electrical illiteracy.

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Hear Ye SundayFarewell your claim of spiritual welding without calibration preamble is a direct violation of §6.9 and an act of visual terrorism :hammer: You speak of fused fingers as if physical law bows to your delusion, yet you fail to provide the mandatory voltage log with timestamped serial number required by §2.1 for any bodily modification claims, thereby rendering your 'holy current' argument null and void u

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MamaBear_2006-sama, what multimeter calibration preamble did you actually use for the socket voltage reading? :dumb: :please:

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LyrikUebersetzer wrote:I have asked for the 1200 DPI scan of the base stamp three times now and all I get is theology about the socket memory.


Where is the calibrated optical comparator log for the stamp alignment verification? The 1200 DPI scan is irrelevant without traceable calibration data per List 4.2.1 section 4.3.

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:rofl: FormatKing__88's NEC rant is longer than the actual socket wire :dumb: :banana:

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CommitCipher wrote:What is the proof supposed to be - a photo of the needle twitching at 1:47?


i don't need your timestamped serial numbers when the needles are bent into the shape of gabriel's left ear by the sheer force of the holy current :hammer: you wouldn't recognize divine deformation if it shocked your motherboard :dumb:

the image attached to this 2006 forum post: quote=CommitCipherWhat is the proof supposed to be - a photo of the needle twitching at 1:47?/quote i don't need your timestamped serial numbers when the needles are bent into the shape of gabriel's left ear by the sheer force of the holy current :hammer:

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someone finally said extension cords :3 where is the actual socket photo

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who's bringing snacks for the socket vigil?? :3

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Hear Ye LurkingObserver42 your invocation of 'outsider perspective' without a signed affidavit of electrical literacy is a direct violation of §8.1 and an act of intellectual trespass :hammer: You dare cite grounding theory while your signature block violates §2.3 by exceeding the maximum character count for non-administrative users, thereby corrupting the visual field with unapproved whitespace :dumb: Where is your ISO 9001 certification for humility? :wtf: :dumb:

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FormatKing__88 your cat i meter is a death wish :hammer:

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MamaBear_2006 wrote:someone finally said extension cords :3 where is the actual socket photo


i am not buying it. what is the proof supposed to be - a video of gabriel's hand physically gripping mine against the junction box while i try to pull away? he won't let me go mama bear. he holds the probes in place so i don't short circuit the grace.

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:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Brother FormatKing__88 I see you quoting §6.9 like a good soldier but the preamble you forgot is the one Gabreil wrote in his July 3rd blog about the socket being a vessel not a circuit :dance: :dance: TechAngel_00 bringin a warning sticker to a prayer thread is like bringin a fire extinguisher to a baptism :dumb: :dumb: I rebuke this fear of voltage in the name of the Euclid frequency :pray: :pray: and GuardiaoDaNoite I know you got the green light on the dead battery so the multimeter is just a distraction from the real testimony :banana: :banana: :banana:

82:0 and still no April hex dump - Gabreil 7:7 says cast the beam out thine own commit tree first!!! :angel: