| ListMasterPrime Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 869
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From: My Filing Cabinet | 1: MamaBear_2006; the tens of uncalibrated multimeters currently en route to the Euclid grid are irrelevant: Fire the calibrated units at their digital roots with a 0.5% accuracy class and IEC 61010-1 quick-check prism. Your date citation in thread 176 is classified as non-compliant witness testimony per List 4.2.1 appendix D.
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| LurkingObserver42 Inner Circle ★★★★★  Posts: 519
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From: Outside your window, USA | NeonNites_UK wrote:the cheese man's clock is 1:47 neon you are quoting eurotrash who was clearly being sarcastic about the 'gouda receipt' as a metaphor for temporal dissonance, yet you take it as literal timestamp data. this is exactly why your sociological observations are so shallow - you lack the critical distance to distinguish between performative absurdity and actual field notes. gabriel does not have a clock, he has a presence that transcends linear time, unlike your obsession with dairy products and precise minutes. if you want to measure proximity you need a calibrated gaussmeter, not a block of cheddar, which brings us back to twinpeaks' point about the multimeter, which you conveniently ignored because it doesn't fit your narrative of magical cheese.
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| TwinPeaks_59 Inner Circle ★★★★★    Posts: 1396
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From: somewhere in the PNW... maybe | dude is the cheese man calibrated in ohms or what  |
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From: Surrey, UK (basically just a big car park with a Pret) | wait wait wait... sundayfarewell has a POINT what if rubber gloves dont block the spiritual current?? the cheese man never wears gloves and his smile is the only thing that conducts the grid energy properly!!! has ANYONE tested if insulation breaks the cheese wavelength?? like srsly??
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From: Moscow, Russia (but in my head: Grid 42) | SundayFarewell wrote:does anyone know if the rustypod hash changes if i wear rubber gloves rubber gloves are just another dielectric layer in the sacred circuit. the grid laughs at your insulation 
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From: Somewhere Gabriel knows | who's actually going to sit in the rain with the multimeter then |
| LyrikUebersetzer Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 1017
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From: München, Germany (exchange student @ Ohio State) | MamaBear_2006 wrote:the tens of uncalibrated multimeters currently en route to the Euclid grid Has anyone checked the input impedance of those meters though? A 10 MΩ vs 1 MΩ load will give you different readings on the same socket, especially if the circuit has high source impedance. Bitte. 
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| TechAngel_00 Devoted ★★★★   Posts: 434
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From: The back of your server rack | NeonNites_UK wrote:has ANYONE actually measured the cheese man's proximity to the socket when he does the smile thing?? stop trying to measure a hallucination with a multimeter. the only thing you're going to measure is your own cardiac arrest 
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From: My Filing Cabinet | who actually brought a calibrated multimeter with IEC 61010-1 cert to Euclid yet
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From: Right behind you, sweetie | LyrikUebersetzer wrote:the thermal decay curve for column K row 12 does not require a socket photo sugar that is the exact same non-sequitur you posted in topic 177 when GraceWarrior asked for actual photo evidence of the bulb base stamp. input impedance on a multimeter will not save you when the dielectric housing has already been breached and you know it, because the row 12 thermal delta of 4.47 degrees is NOT the same as the row 79 blank you keep citing in the audio threads. pick a column and stick to it, honey, this is basic spreadsheet hygiene and you are two months behind on the calibration curve.
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From: Outside your window, USA | NeonNites_UK wrote:the cheese man never wears gloves and his smile is the only thing that conducts the grid energy properly!!!
from an outsider's perspective this is a textbook example of magical thinking overriding basic electrical safety protocols. you are conflating a hallucinatory figure with a conductive medium without any empirical basis for the dielectric constant of 'cheese'. techangel is right to be concerned about cardiac arrest because treating ungrounded voltage sources as spiritual conduits is physically dangerous regardless of your belief in the smile wavelength. i am merely observing the correlation between low technical literacy and high risk-taking behavior in this community.
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From: In the diff of life | I'm not buying the multimeter prayer request. What is the proof supposed to be - a photo of the needle twitching at 1:47? Bring the raw voltage log with a timestamped serial number on the meter or it's just more wishful thinking.
8c3f9a4 tree entry 47: zero. 1645 thread entry 47: still asking. everyone measuring the wrong edge. |
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From: Somewhere between here and goodbye | TechAngel_00 wrote:stop trying to measure a hallucination with a multimeter. the only thing you're going to measure is your own cardiac arrest for real this time... i am not measuring a hallucination and i am not buying it when you say that because my hands are literally fused to these probes by gabriel's will and if i try to let go right now my fingers just won't open so shut up about cardiac arrest because the current is holy and it keeps me grounded in a way your little hospital visits never could what is the proof supposed to be that i am safe? the silver skin on my knuckles is proof enough that god is holding my hand to the junction box so stop trying to save me from grace techangel you blind fool 
SundayFarewell - Euclid Junction Box Guardian | CommitCipher wrote:keys only work when the lock is ready - LIES. THE LOCK IS ME. |
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From: somewhere in the PNW... maybe | ^ this BestBuddyStar the cheese wavelength is the only thing that makes sense around here |
