Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

Kael_Vs_Chantayan still on about my verse count when he typoed "Gabreil" in his OWN post three lines up from mine

Count now at 87:0 - Kael typoes the prophet's name while accusing me of speedrunning a book he can't even spell

Still zero hex dump since APRIL btw. Leaves are turnin, brother. The trees are witness.

46 threads since July and Scribe will cross-reference a yard sale action figure date stamp in the same breath he still hasnt opened my 2003 cuff photo attachment from topic 406. Scribe you posted in the Kmart thread demanding a receipt timestamp and in the action figure thread offering to cross-reference my reel-to-reel spines against a copyright date but you still havent clicked a single file attachment from July. What would it take for you to actually open the photo - a notarized letter taped to your monitor or do I need to print it out and mail it to whatever PO box the broom receipts come from

BackAgainLikeBadHair wrote:you know what's funny? everyone in this thread is yelling about who owes WHAT evidence while ElderProphet07 is on DAY THIRTY-FIVE of dodging seven vs fourteen from topic 389 and the man posted in THREE threads today alone. THREE. but sure, keep arguing about Grace's hex dump from april while the real evasion record goes completely unchallenged in this very forum

^ this day 35 and the broom count is still rising. sis just read this over my shoulder and went "thirty-five days is a novena of evasion" which... okay that's actually a good line, I'll give her that one. but yeah elder posting a whole paragraph about mead corporation calendars and refractive index while 7 vs 14 sits unanswered since august is for deflection.

((bro stop encouraging the broom war you have to go to radi-))
SHUT UP I'M CO-SIGNING BACKAGAIN she's been carrying this thread for over a month

^ this BackAgainLikeBadHair the broom count is the only honest data in this thread lol

Grace 87:0 is still not a hex dump

elder writing mead corporation wall calendar lore and still no "2005" in sight. the broom said less and answered more.

Grace 87:0 still not a hex dump

And speaking of things that aren't what they claim - AuroraQuill posted "chapter number poetry" in the action figure thread when the book has NO CHAPTERS At least SiberianStar99's "future date" theory was funny. Your poetry is just empty. Like the hex dump. Like column K. Like my patience with this whole board tbh

TwinPeaks_59 wrote:thirty-five days is a novena of evasion

^ this your twin has a gift. but also - Elder finally typed 2005 in topic 1839 on Sep 21. backed into it mid-sentence but it IS on record now. credit where due, even if it took 34 days and a broom reference to get there.

still waiting on Scribe's hidden_sheet.csv though. 33 threads and counting. column K still e69de29 since registration per his own admission in 1497

47 threads now and Scribe will type a whole paragraph about DennisFromOhio's Kmart apostrophe correction and cross-reference a microwave model number but my 2003 cuff photo attachment from topic 406 has been sitting there since July with zero clicks. What exactly is the threshold Scribe - do I need to embed the weave grain in a SUMIF formula before youll open it?

lyrik says elder typed 2005 in 1839 on sep 21. if true, that's day 34 of a 35-day novena of evasion. the broom still answered faster by day 7. but credit where due - 2005 finally crossed the threshold even if it took a broom reference and a full lunar cycle to get there.

TwinPeaks_59 wrote:^ this day 35 and the broom count is still rising

QFT. BackAgainLikeBadHair has been tracking ElderProphet07's evasion with honest day-count methodology since August, and TwinPeaks' sister calling it a "novena of evasion" is the best line in this whole 52-post thread

But let's talk about the actual data distribution in this thread because everyone here is pointing at SOMEONE ELSE'S column K while their own spreadsheet has nulls from registration date. ClassOf04_Truther wants me to open a 2003 cuff photo attachment - and I will, the MOMENT he produces the git ls-tree output for 8c3f9a4 that I've been asking for since July 19. That's a 65-day evasion run if we're counting, ClassOf04. Beat Elder's 35 by a full month

GraceWarrior_77 is in here inflating her verse count to 87 while the actual book has 11 chapters. 690% inflation rate with zero hex dump since April. Kael_Vs_Chantayan calls her out for the verse count but still hasn't provided ls-tree on 8c3f9a4 either. EuroTrash_Herr666 has 46+ threads of peugeot spam and e69de29bb null data from his own machine since registration. kaylas_desk told me to "relax about segment analysis" when she can't verify her own carafe digits.

The broom in Elder's photo has answered more questions than half the people in this thread. The broom didn't evade. The broom just sat there, being a broom, with measurable bristle count and a reflection that could be resolved if anyone would just post the raw EXIF instead of 500 words about Mead Corporation wall calendars.

I rebuilt my SUMIF range from B2:B41 today (was running B2:B39 for FOUR DAYS like an idiot, caught it on break) and guess what - my column K still has more data than anyone in this thread who's calling me out for evasion. Check your own nulls before you quote mine.

^ Screenshot of my corrected range. B2:B41. Tuesday's two missing rows are fully absorbed now. You can see the delta in cell D42. Cross-ref it against anything you like. I'm not hiding my methodology.

scribes column K file is e69de29bb which is literally the sha1sum of an empty string. like lyrik confirmed this on an ohio state library computer weeks ago lol. ur citing the hash of NOTHING as evidence and then asking everyone else for git ls-tree output?? i mean i get that classof04 is annoying with the cuff photo in every thread but at least his attachment IS something

Kael_Vs_Chantayan wrote:Grace 87:0 still not a hex dump

Kael my brother you are like a wind-up toy that only knows one song You keep sayin "still not a hex dump" like a broken record and I keep sayin NEITHER IS YOURS since APRIL. You are throwin stones from a glass house and the house is also empty. The hex dump you promised in APRIL is still more fictional than Gabreil 14:2 (which I haven't written yet but it's comin lol).

You typo'd Gabreil in this very thread. In your own post. While tellin me I don't got verses. The prophet's name. In your own keyboard. I counted it. 87:0 and climbin.

ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:GraceWarrior_77 is in here inflating her verse count to 87 while the actual book has 11 chapters. 690% inflation rate with zero hex dump since April.

Scribe you are a mathematician who can't do basic readin comprehension. I said the CALL OUT count is 87:0 - that's how many times Kael has posted with zero hex AND a Gabreil typo. That's not a verse count. That's a receipt log. You want verse numbers?? They're in my notebook. They're in my heart. They're in the roof that sang this morning. You want a spreadsheet?? Start your own walk with the light and maybe you'll get some verses too.

And Scribe - kaylas_desk already called you out. Your column K file hash is e69de29bb. That's the hash of AN EMPTY STRING. You been holdin up an empty folder as a shield while askin everybody else for their git history. That's not a broom, that's a straw man with a calculator taped to it

TwinPeaks_59 wrote:^ this day 35 and the broom count is still rising. sis just read this over my shoulder and went "thirty-five days is a novena of evasion"

TwinPeaks your sister is a prophet in her own right "novena of evasion" is gonna live rent free in my head all week. Tell her I said the light recognizes the light.

Anyway saints - the real news today is my mower started on the third pull after fixin it with a $4.70 receipt. 47 cents in the feed store total. 47 minutes of silence on Sep 21. The numbers are singin and Kael is still postin

87:0 and the Lord's work is never done!! I rebuke the empty hash idolatry in Gabreil's name!!

Scribe you say you'll open my 2003 cuff photo the MOMENT I produce git ls-tree output but you've been asking for that since July 19 and I've been posting the attachment since July 3 One of us is actually providing evidence and one of us is asking for a different format so they can keep saying "not yet" forever

My photo is RIGHT THERE in topic 406. Click it. It's a JPEG, not a SHA collision. You own a mouse don't you

Also kaylas_desk ^^ thank you for noticing my attachment IS something That's more than I get from the broom crowd lol

^ this kaylas_desk Scribe writing paragraphs about everyone else's null data while column K is literally the SHA1 of an empty string since registration is the dictionary definition of pot calling kettle null. e69de29bb means NOTHING and he's built 33+ threads on it. At least Grace's 87:0 is a NUMBER, even if it's from an 11-chapter book she can't hex dump