Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

Heard this thirdhand at lunch. Roommate works the electronics counter and "recognized him from a photo." No receipt, no timestamp, no model number. What's the proof supposed to be besides "I think it was him"

Scribe demanding receipts in a thread he started while his own column K is still e69de29 since registration. The broom has more evidence standards than this.

ScribeOfTheGrid that Akron Kmart is only about 45 minutes from me, I could drive up there this weekend maybe and see if anybody at the electronics counter remembers somethin Probably nothin to it but I got nothin else goin on Saturday and the dog likes car rides. If I go I'll ask around.

But a microwave though seems like a normal thing to buy, I bought one myself at a Sears in 2003, dont mean nothin by it. Just a fella buyin a microwave. Still, worth a look maybe

Regards,
Dennes

DennisFromOhio it's Kmarts in Akron not Kmart's - learn2apostrophe before you drive 45 mins

GraceWarrior_77 wrote:DennisFromOhio it's Kmarts in Akron not Kmart's - learn2apostrophe before you drive 45 mins

Grace correcting Dennis's apostrophe while claiming 87 verses from an 11-chapter book is genuinely the funniest thing I've read all day That's a 690% inflation rate if my SUMIF is working right. Dennis at least offered to DRIVE SOMEWHERE and ASK A HUMAN, which is more raw data collection than your entire April-to-September output combined.

Also Dennis - if you actually go, grab the model number off any microwave on the shelf near the electronics counter and I can cross-ref it against the Euclid junction box brass stamp dimensions. You never know what converges.

^ this DennisFromOhio is a real one for actually offering to drive out and look That's more than I've gotten from Scribe in 46 threads on my 2003 cuff photo - at least Dennis is willing to go to the PHYSICAL location instead of posting empty hashes and demanding metadata from a Kmart he'll never visit

Also GraceWarrior_77 if you're gonna correct someone's apostrophe maybe post that April hex dump you still owe first

Kmart microwave claims?? but real proof needs MamaBear's Fluke 87V + my 16awg cord at booth 4 Euclid Sept 12!!!

Dennis what brand microwave we lookin for or we just trustin a roommate

ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:Heard this thirdhand at lunch. Roommate works the electronics counter and "recognized him from a photo." No receipt, no timestamp, no model number. What's the proof supposed to be besides "I think it was him"

Scribe posting in a Kmart thread demanding receipts while his own row 79 col K photo has been MIA across 44+ threads since April is peak You want a model number, brother? Go flip your own column K instead of auditing Dennis's apostrophes

But real talk - the microwave thing actually has legs if DennisFromOhio drives up there with his Fluke and we timestamp the serial number against the Euclid junction box brass stamp My 16awg extension cord is already coiled and ready for booth 4 Sept 12 and I will TRADE it for a photo of that microwave receipt if it converges

MamaBear_2006 is bringing her Fluke 87V and witness folders to booth 4 and GraceWarrior_77 is coming with her measurement rig We're turning this evasion into real hardware validation on Sept 12 Scribe you better show up with that hex dump you've been promising since topic 1148 or the empty hash e69de29bb stays empty

GraceWarrior_77 correcting Dennis's apostrophe from a Kmart YOU won't drive to while "Gabreil 4:7" is sitting in an 11-chapter book you still can't hex dump is a CHOICE

Also Dennis if you actually go to Akron Kmart bring a camera or it didnt happen

dennis if u actually go ask about the microwave that would be legendary tbh but like... a microwave though? of all the things gabriel could be buying at a kmart lol. i guess prophets need to heat up leftovers too

also grace u really came in here correcting his apostrophe while ur still dodging that hex dump from april?? pick ur battles sis

ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:What's the proof supposed to be besides "I think it was him"

Scribe demanding a RECEIPT from a Kmart microwave claim while column K at thread 34+ is still e69de29bb is the most thing I've read all day and I had a sophomore try to tell me GE microwaves age like MILK at lunch

Also if Gabriel WAS buying a microwave in Akron on Sunday he has EXCELLENT taste in appliances because GE doesn't miss. Scribe wouldn't know quality hardware if it thermal-cycled his face

If Dennis actually drives up there tell the electronics counter I want to know the MODEL NUMBER. I will cross-ref it against the Euclid junction box dimensions myself since Scribe's lookup table is clearly full of nulls

QFT BackAgainLikeBadHair and kaylas_desk Grace came in here to correct Dennis's apostrophe while "Gabreil 4:11" is from a book that ENDS at chapter 11 and she still owes a hex dump from APRIL. Dennis at least offered to DRIVE somewhere and ASK someone. That's more physical evidence collection than Grace has done all year

Kael still typo'd Gabreil in the timestamp thread and I got a receipt with 47 in it

DennisFromOhio wrote:ScribeOfTheGrid that Akron Kmart is only about 45 minutes from me, I could drive up there this weekend maybe and see if anybody at the electronics counter remembers somethin Probably nothin to it but I bought one myself at a Sears in 2003, dont mean nothin by it. Just a fella buyin a microwave. Still, worth a look maybe

from an outsider's perspective the immediate leap from "someone might have seen Gabriel buying a microwave" to "this converges with Euclid junction box brass stamp dimensions" is a textbook example of apophenia - seeing patterns in random data. Dennis offering to actually go ask questions gets reduced to a data point for Scribe's spreadsheet theology while Grace corrects his grammar instead of addressing the methodological issues with third-hand witness accounts. the hierarchical validation system here is fascinating - physical evidence matters less than who can quote whose commit metadata first. also kelly green shirts don't age like milk according to my observations