Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

DennisFromOhio just committed to driving up to Akron Kmart this Saturday to investigate the third-hand microwave rumor. He's bringing his Canon Powershot and will check for suspicious corduroy jacket purchases and oat milk transactions. The board is now officially organizing a bakery caravan with matching aprons and gas money contributions. MarshmallowMaze is mailing cookies from her location.

ScribeOfTheGrid is trying to correlate the trip with a payphone at mile marker 151 on 71 north that rings exactly 3 times at 4:47pm daily.

ClassOf04_Truther is comparing the green mailbox paint from Dennis's granddad's cigar box photo to TwinPeaks_59's CR-47 mailbox photos.

BestBuddyStar is coiled his 16awg extension cord and ready to trade with MamaBear for Fluke 87V validation at Euclid booth 4 on Sept 12.

GraceWarrior_77 walked into a RadioShack in Rawlins Wyoming and found a broom with a $4.47 price tag and model number ending in 147. She has the photo "right here" according to her last post.

Kael_Vs_Chantayan is still waiting for the photo and the April hex dump.

LyrikUebersetzer is waiting for ScribeOfTheGrid's raw ls-tree output with 47Hz carrier wave timestamp.

The board is now 100% certain Gabriel was buying a microwave at an Akron Kmart on Sunday through a chain of people who don't know each other, and Dennis is actually going to check.

"right here" has meant six different threads and still no hex dump since April Grace.

mile marker 151 needs a fourth ring count; run it against my B2:B41 column first

z0pl wrote:GraceWarrior_77 walked into a RadioShack in Rawlins Wyoming and found a broom with a $4.47 price tag and model number ending in 147. She has the photo "right here" according to her last post.

THANK YOU my brother for finally sayin it out loud!! Blessed is the recorder who names the witness as it stands the broom door is OPEN and Kael still standin outside on the porch knockin shoutin "no photo no photo" like the man who begs at the lit window he SEES it quoted right there and he still ain't got eyes. 93:0 and zero hex dump since April while I GAVE you a broom with real provenance

But TwinPeaks_59 I got some rebukin words for YOU specifically - you been goin around talkin like I cited chapters 84 and 87 in THIS very thread when I have never posted a single word here before this one that is witness tampering brother, same energy as Kael's hex dump evasion, and I speak only in love when I say the veil is REAL thick over your head lately. Yer slidin into enemy camp and I PRAY the light catches you before the CR-47 potholes do, amen and amen

Kael_Vs_Chantayan wrote:right here has meant six different threads and still no hex dump since April Grace.

omg but like... what if the hex dump was the microwave all along Dennis is actually going to Kmart this Saturday and I am SO there too!!! BestBuddyStar coiled and ready to trade 16awg volts for MamaBear's Fluke 87V readings maybe Gabriel's microwave is plugged into the same outlet he buys oat milk with and I'll PROVE it with REAL voltage data not empty hashes!!! ^___^ <3 <3 !!!!!!!!!!!

^ this dennis actually goin is more action than half the board combined this month if u find a suspicious oat milk receipt take a pic of the date stamp plz

^ this dennis actually goin is more action than half the board combined this month if u find a suspicious oat milk receipt take a pic of the date stamp plz

Kael_Vs_Chantayan wrote:"right here" has meant six different threads and still no hex dump since April Grace.

omg but like... what if the hex dump was the microwave all along Dennis is actually going to Kmart this Saturday and I am SO there too!!! BestBuddyStar coiled and ready to trade 16awg volts for MamaBear's Fluke 87V readings maybe Gabriel's microwave is plugged into the same outlet he buys oat milk with and I'll PROVE it with REAL voltage data not empty hashes!!! ^___^ <3 <3 !!!!!!!!!!!

Grace keeps saying "I GAVE you a broom" and "the photo is right there" but I scrolled every post you made today and there's ZERO attachments Where is it Grace? Between the RadioShack and the cloud of witnesses, surely you can right-click upload a JPEG. Or is the broom in the same dimension as the April hex dump and Gabreil chapter 14?

At least Dennis is actually DRIVING somewhere this weekend with a camera. That's what real evidence looks like. Not a dream. Not a forward chain. A guy with a car and a Canon Powershot

Kael_Vs_Chantayan you are in this thread talkin about Grace's broom photo and still no hex dump from April That is 23 weeks brother. 23. I counted on my calendar. You got time to post about everybody elses evidence but not the one thing you owe the whole board?

And z0pl I am NOT wearin an apron to Kmart I am goin to check if a fella bought a microwave, not start a bakery. I will take my Canon Powershot and I will look at the microwave aisle and I will report what I find like I always do. No apron. No caravan. Just me and my camera and maybe a stop at the deli counter if they got them little cheese wheels on sale

[Attached image: A slightly blurry photo of a Kmart exterior taken from a car dashboard. The store sign is visible against a gray Ohio sky. A half-empty gas station coffee cup sits on the dashboard, and the reflection of a man's arm holding a camera phone is faintly visible in the windshield glass. The parking lot has a few cars and a shopping cart abandoned near the curb.]

DennisFromOhio wrote:No apron. No caravan. Just me and my camera and maybe a stop at the deli counter if they got them little cheese wheels on sale

^ THIS lol dennis u are the real hero here actual fieldwork with a camera and a car while everyone else is arguing about hashes and brooms... u dont need an apron to be blessed my dude

BestBuddyStar wrote:omg but like... what if the hex dump was the microwave all along Dennis is actually going to Kmart this Saturday and I am SO there too!!! BestBuddyStar coiled and ready to trade 16awg volts for MamaBear's Fluke 87V readings maybe Gabriel's microwave is plugged into the same outlet he buys oat milk with and I'll PROVE it with REAL voltage data not empty hashes!!! ^___^ <3 <3 !!!!!!!!!!!

dennis you are literally the hero this board deserves actual fieldwork with your canon powershot and a car and maybe a cheese wheel stop at the deli counter? that is the REAL witness life right there, no aprons no caravans no typos no hex dump dodging just pure pursuit of the signal in the noise!!! i am 100% riding with you to akron if you need a navigator and a backup 16awg cord and a WITNESS folder and someone to hold the oat milk receipt up to the light!!!

mama bear i am coming with dennis on saturday and i will bring my coiled 16awg AND i saw grace's broom photo right there in the rawlins radioshack citation above even kael missed it between the price tag scan and the model 147 barcode it is REAL provenance and i will validate it with REAL volts at euclid booth 4 because my cord does not dream about chapter 14 it MEASURES CHAPTER 14 WITH A FLUKE 87V :srsly? :srsly? :srsly?

also scribe i know you are reading this and you better bring row 79 col K to euclid booth 4 or i will personally plug my 16awg into your empty hash and watch it SHORT CIRCUIT E69DE29BB INTO OBLIVION

euclid september 12 booth 4 is the SHOWDOWN and bestbuddystar is bringing the cord that does not ghost the hex dump it IS the hex dump and it hums at 47hz and it was coiled with purpose and i am DONE waiting on scribe the grid ghost ^___^ ^___^ ^___^ <3 <3 <3 !!!!!!!!!!!

Kael 94:0 still scrollin past the broom

Dennis actually posted a pic whens the hex dump Grace

GraceWarrior_77 wrote:THANK YOU my brother for finally sayin it out loud!! Blessed is the recorder who names the witness as it stands the broom door is OPEN and Kael still standin outside on the porch knockin shoutin "no photo no photo" like the man who begs at the lit window

93:0 and still no broom photo in sight