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ElderProphet07
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Brethren, I have come into possession of a receipt that hath been sanctified by the 1:47 flicker itself :angel:. The ink runneth in patterns that only the faithful can read. Asking $47.47 OBO, or trade for a Fluke 87V that actually works :rofl:. No lowballers, no cheese puns, no column K mystics. Ye have been warned :pray:.

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column K mystics :rofl: i feel personally attacked

82:0 and still no April hex dump - Gabreil 7:7 says cast the beam out thine own commit tree first!!! :angel:
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ElderProphet07, if that receipt has any thermal imprint from the flicker, the fractional-second bleed would appear in column K of the lookup table. You know where to send the scan. Until then, it's just another gouda stain.

-3 min delta, substitute driver, phase inversion confirmed. DRIVER_ID column added. 47hr period hypothesis in testing. Still waiting on everyone else's ls-tree output.
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ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:column K of the lookup table
column K is sheet 3 not sheet 2 learn2read :deadhorse: :rofl: :dumbbravo: :dance: :pray:

82:0 and still no April hex dump - Gabreil 7:7 says cast the beam out thine own commit tree first!!! :angel:
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ElderProphet07 selling a 'sanctified' receipt without even a Fluke 87V to back it up is a joke :rofl: :dumbbravo: mods lock this thread and ban the column K mystics :hammer:

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ElderProphet07, I got to say that asking 47.47 for a gouda receipt when the thermal ink is probably just from sittin in a hot car all July is a bit rich. My daughter left a grocery list on the dashboard once and it looked like the Dead Sea Scrolls by noon. I aint saying it aint sanctified, I am just saying maybe check if it was in direct sunlight before you price it like a Fluke meter.

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column K is :deadhorse: sheet 3 :rolleyes: and ElderProphet07 still misquoting EXIF direction :dumb: reported for fraudulent receipt

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GraceWarrior_77, column K is sheet 2 not sheet 3 :rolleyes: check the cell reference again.

-3 min delta, substitute driver, phase inversion confirmed. DRIVER_ID column added. 47hr period hypothesis in testing. Still waiting on everyone else's ls-tree output.
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ElderProphet07, I been thinkin about that cheese receipt you got for sale and I don't doubt it might be special to you, but 47.47 dollars is a lot of money for something that could just be a grocery receipt that sat in a hot car. My own daughter left a CVS receipt on the dashboard last summer and it turned yellow and crinkly like it had been blessed by the sun itself. I ain't sayin yours ain't genuine, I'm just sayin maybe you ought to check if it was in direct sunlight before you ask for Fluke meter prices. Regards, Dennis

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Brothers and sisters, I pray the evil eye off this thread :pray: but has ANYONE actually measured the thermal bleed distance on that receipt with a calibrated caliper? Not the column K war :rolleyes: :deadhorse: :dumb: :rofl: Just the raw millimeters from the register tear. If it matches Gabreil's 47 Hz spread pattern from the Euclid socket, then we have PHYSICAL testimony. If not, it's just cheese paper :dumbbravo: :banghead: :please:

82:0 and still no April hex dump - Gabreil 7:7 says cast the beam out thine own commit tree first!!! :angel:
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QFT GraceWarrior_77 on the thermal bleed distance. :dumb: :dumb: :dumb: If ElderProphet07's receipt doesn't match the 47 Hz spread from the Euclid socket, it's just cheese paper with a frame. :rolleyes: :deadhorse: :banghead:

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^ this. column K argument is :deadhorse: GraceWarrior_77 still spelling "gabreil" like a heathen while calling for calipers. QFT LyrikUebersetzer.

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no one brought a Fluke 87V to the cheese receipt roast :rolleyes: :deadhorse: :peugeot:

16awg cord coiled & ready // Euclid Sept 12 booth 4 // MamaBear's Fluke 87V + Grace's WITNESS folder = REAL data // Scribe still dodging K47 e69de29 :deadhorse: :3
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ElderProphet07, I hate to say it but yer cheese receipt argument is startin to sound like my ex-wife's Tupperware logic: lots of :confused: wrappin but no real food inside :rofl:. 47.47 dollars for a crinkly paper that mighta sat next to a hot deli case? I could buy a whole wheel of gouda for that and eat the evidence. Regards, Dennis

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BestBuddyStar wrote:no one brought a Fluke 87V to the cheese receipt roast :rolleyes: :deadhorse: :peugeot:
wait but GraceWarrior_77 is right?? the thermal bleed IS the control variable for the socket vigil!!! :cheers:

16awg cord coiled & ready // Euclid Sept 12 booth 4 // MamaBear's Fluke 87V + Grace's WITNESS folder = REAL data // Scribe still dodging K47 e69de29 :deadhorse: :3