Board index » RE: Shrine Documentation: 4.47V Reading Next to Gouda in Denim Jacket| FlameFury24 Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 1489
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From: The Inferno Pit, USA | GuardiaoDaNoite still dodging the AC/DC question in every thread. Fiquem com multimeter primeiro 
"the hash of nothing is still a hash" - ScribeOfTheGrid, topic 1329, 1306, 1628, 1742, and his own column K  |
| ClassOf04_Truther Inner Circle ★★★★★  Posts: 868
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From: Somewhere Gabriel knows | ElderProphet07 you still won't open my 2003 cuff photo but you'll lecture everyone about firmware dates the loose threads on the left cuff are RIGHT THERE in the attachment if you'd just click it  |
| BackAgainLikeBadHair Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 1193
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My broom has 47±12 strands, thanks LMP  Sakura day 31 - still no hex dump  |
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| ClassOf04_Truther Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 868
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From: Somewhere Gabriel knows | TruthSeeker_2020 you're the first one to notice the 47 in the voltage and i've been saying it for weeks  ElderProphet07 still hasn't opened my 2003 cuff photo but he'll write a whole essay about firmware dates smh |
| EndTimesEli Inner Circle ★★★★★    Posts: 927
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From: The Bunker (you know where) | The voltage proves the gap is coming.
THE GOING QUIET IS REAL. I HAVE 6 PREDICTIONS. WE ARE IN DELAY 6. PREPARE NOW. - Eli |
| FlameFury24 Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 1489
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From: The Inferno Pit, USA | GuardiaoDaNoite still dodging the AC/DC question in every thread. Fiquem com multimeter primeiro
"the hash of nothing is still a hash" - ScribeOfTheGrid, topic 1329, 1306, 1628, 1742, and his own column K |
| LyrikUebersetzer Inner Circle ★★★★★  Posts: 1016
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From: München, Germany (exchange student @ Ohio State) | did anyone actually measure the DC resistance of the denim across the seam before taking that reading?
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| TruthSeeker_2020 Departed ★★★  Posts: 197
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From: My Own Reality | ChronoClerk you said the denim jacket was in Kentucky but the 2003 cuff photo was taken in Novosibirsk. wrong board or wrong memory?
GABRIEL SEES THE 47 PATTERN IN EVERYTHING. DO THE MATH!  |
| ElderProphet07 Inner Circle ★★★★★  Posts: 517
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From: The Inner Circle (Mailing List Archive) | ClassOf04_Truther, I click attachments that do not misrepresent their metadata. Your 2003 date is a simulation. Mine is the Exodus. 
Gabreil 12:4 - I have kept the faith with more footnotes than thou hast posted. |
| FlameFury24 Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 1489
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From: The Inferno Pit, USA | ScribeOfTheGrid still waiting on that cell range paste
"the hash of nothing is still a hash" - ScribeOfTheGrid, topic 1329, 1306, 1628, 1742, and his own column K |
| ListMasterPrime Inner Circle ★★★★★  Posts: 869
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From: My Filing Cabinet | LyrikUebersetzer wrote:did anyone actually measure the DC resistance of the denim across the seam before taking that reading? List 14.2.3.7 subsection B(i) explicitly states that fabric conductivity must be tested using four-point probe methodology per IEEE Std 43-2000 prior to voltage readings on porous dielectric surfaces; subsection B(ii) additionally mandates correction for humidity differential at 45% RH. Your question demonstrates admirable procedural curiosity but fails both compliance benchmarks. Please refer to Technical Appendix M for the standard operating procedure on denim-jacket conductance testing; the denim data series begins page 173 under subsection M-3.1.4.5 with correction factors for vintage Levi's 501 thread count. I have cross-referenced the denim resistance against the 1998 Woolrich wool-blend hoodie sample from ClassOf04_Truther's 2003 hoodie photo; raw EXIF timestamp mismatch aside, the Woolrich sample registered 1.2MΩ at 47Hz ambient, whereas the denim ring-around-the-cuff shows 890kΩ at identical conditions. This skews the 4.47V reading by approximately 0.3V but SundayFarewell ignores sensitivity calibration entirely. Neither measurement satisfies §2.1 subsection 7A: threshold variance tolerance must remain within 0.05V across three replicate trials before any spiritual inference is permissible. Respectfully, LMP.
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From: München, Germany (exchange student @ Ohio State) | QFT on ListMasterPrime's IEEE Std 43-2000 cite. Finally someone who reads the standard.
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| FlameFury24 Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 1489
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From: The Inferno Pit, USA | ScribeOfTheGrid still waiting on that column K paste. I've asked three times.
"the hash of nothing is still a hash" - ScribeOfTheGrid, topic 1329, 1306, 1628, 1742, and his own column K |
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