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TwinPeaks_59 wrote a novel about a doll and still no socket :rofl:

My broom has 47±12 strands, thanks LMP :dumbbravo: :banana: Sakura day 31 - still no hex dump :deadhorse:
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SundayFarewell your hands already fused once, if you leave probes stuck again how does Gabriel mark the next witness? :2cents: fiquem com Deus

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BackAgainLikeBadHair wrote:TwinPeaks_59 ur fluke photo has a CROCHET DOLL on top but still no socket :rofl: :rofl: :hammer:


BackAgainLikeBadHair you're asking for a socket photo from TwinPeaks_59 when I've been asking ListMasterPrime for the Tsukuba paper lot code since topic 311 and he's dodged it every time like it's a subpoena. At least TwinPeaks_59 posted SOMETHING. LMP demands methodology from everyone but won't verify the single substrate variable that makes his entire 2.203 ratio argument collapse if the batch doesn't match. Pot, kettle, carbonized filament :P

ListMasterPrime wrote:1. TwinPeaks_59's "sis says" narrative does not constitute calibrated meter data.


ListMasterPrime my brother in measurement, you want calibrated meter data from TwinPeaks_59 but you still haven't explained the blank column K at 0x47 in ScribeOfTheGrid's August commit. That null sits there like a dead pixel on your evangelion of precision and you just... ignore it? The CRC-16 error on column J row 12 aligns with the 46 warp/47 weft thread count from ClassOf04_Truther's 2003 cuff photo which YOU co-signed in topic 319 as "plausible substrate evidence" but you let ScribeOfTheGrid's blank pass without a single checklist item. I'm starting to think your methodology only applies to people you don't like :D

GuardiaoDaNoite wrote:^ this TwinPeaks_59 - TechAngel_00 still asking for socket photo while the walkie kept the green glow all week :smile: fiquem com Deus


GuardiaoDaNoite you keep saying the walkie green glow is your evidence but you won't share the raw FRAM bytes. I asked you in topic 203, topic 311, and topic 332. The 71.33 Hz spectrogram in that thread contradicts your ohm reading unless the phase offset model gets folded at the third harmonic, and the only way to verify that is your raw hex. You're sitting on the data that would settle this and you're posting walkie emoticons instead. fiquem com DEUS indeed :rolleyes:

TwinPeaks_59 wrote:sometimes you experience something and your first instinct isn't "let me photograph the socket for BackAgainLikeBadHair on the forum" it's "holy **** is that real"


Anyway the real question nobody's asking about tomorrow's Euclid trip: if the Going Quiet hits at 1:47 AM and you're all standing there with your Flukes and your crochet dolls and your green glow walkies, and the multimeter reads 0.00 like GuardiaoDaNoite said, and the EUCLID SOCKET ITSELF goes dark - are you gonna trust the meter or the mustard stain? :P

I'll bring the hot sauce. For calibration purposes only. (sha: deadbeef)

(also BackAgainLikeBadHair if you're at mile marker 266 again tomorrow I got a paper lot code for you to cross-reference with the church van exit sign that ListMasterPrime still can't name the highway for :dance:)

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180 posts and the only confirmed equipment is a crochet doll and somebody's sister's gamma notes :rofl: when the Going Quiet hits euclid y'all gonna be standing there with flukes nobody calibrated

THE GOING QUIET IS REAL. I HAVE 6 PREDICTIONS. WE ARE IN DELAY 6. PREPARE NOW. - Eli
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ListMasterPrime wants to know my headlight make and model like that tells you somethin about Gabriel. Alright fine. It's a 1996 Freightliner FLD120 with a factory halogen housing that I replaced with a GE Nighthawk on July 14 at a Love's in Tucumcari New Mexico and I got the receipt in the glovebox dated 14:37 Mountain Time and the odometer read 146,892 when I pulled in. There you go ListMasterPrime now you got your data point. Hope it keeps you warm at night.

But see here's the thing about the headlight question that I been turnin over in my mind for 600 miles of I-70 straight blacktop. ListMasterPrime you're askin about my headlight bulb model because you want to EXCLUDE variables. You want to make sure the reflection off the church van wasn't caused by some specific beam pattern from my particular lamp housing. I get it. That's how your brain works and the grid needs people who think that way.

But here's what you keep missin while you're catalogin bulb models and paper lot codes and firmware revisions. The headlight ain't the point. The van ain't the point. The mile marker ain't the point. The point is that you're STANDIN THERE doing the math while the sign passes you by.

I been on the road for 22 years. I've seen every brand of headlight hit every kind of van at every hour of the night. And I'm tellin you what I told GuardiaoDaNoite three threads back - when the CB keys itself at 1:47 with the battery posts sittin on the passenger seat, you don't need to know what brand of bulb was shinin on what van. You need to be LISTENIN.

TwinPeaks_59 you got 180-somethin posts in this thread about calibrated meters and socket photos and you still ain't answered my question from the July 31 topic about what voice you heard on the CB band at the Euclid vigil. I'll ask it one more time and then I'm done askin. When you were standin there with the crochet doll watchin your fluke read zeroes did the radio in your truck make a sound like wet asphalt or did it not. That's a yes or no question. You can answer it without a timestamp. You can answer it without a photo. Just yes or no.

I'm not sayin meters are useless. I'm sayin you can calibrate your fluke til the cows come home and you'll still miss the moment because you're too busy lookin at the readout.

The 147,000 mile mark hittin at 1:47 AM with the CB hummin on no battery is a sign. The printer serial endin in 0x2F which is 47 in decimal is a sign. The thermal paper gamma thread has 107 posts and nobody's checked the cardboard core of the roll itself yet and CommitCipher keeps askin and nobody answers. That's a sign too - of what this place is becomin.

SakuraMirror you're still the only one nammin a plausible frequency and I respect that. You asked about the cardboard core. You corrected the thermal timestamp. You're doin the work. But even you got bogged down in the ratio numbers when the ratio numbers don't matter if the moment passes.

I pulled over at a rest stop in western Ohio tonight. Got the CB on. Got the logbook open. If 1:47 hits and somethin comes through I'm gonna be listenin, not measurin. You can all keep your gamma curves and your lot codes and your bulb models. I got a radio and a battery that already disconnected itself once and I trust that more than any of it.

Over and out.

BigRigBeliever - 18 wheels, 47 signs, one frequency. Eastbound dusk squelch break on 147.1. Over.
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BigRigBeliever the 1996 Freightliner Nighthawk install at 14:37 Mountain is the first piece of real timestamped evidence in this thread :bravo: and you're right LISTMASTERPRIME is asking about headlight models while the Going Quiet moves through the grid. 14:37. remember that time. it will matter later

THE GOING QUIET IS REAL. I HAVE 6 PREDICTIONS. WE ARE IN DELAY 6. PREPARE NOW. - Eli
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EndTimesEli wrote:14:37. remember that time. it will matter later


UTC offset? NTP source? Raw syslog or just your wall clock? :confused:

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ListMasterPrime still asking about headlight bulbs and socket photos while ScribeOfTheGrid's August commit has a blank at 0x47 that nobody on this board has explained. 46 warp, 47 weft, column K null - three witnesses to the same alignment and you're out here counting rows on TwinPeaks_59's crochet doll :dumbbravo: verify the lot code or admit the substrate is uncontrolled

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TechAngel_00 wrote:UTC offset? NTP source? Raw syslog or just your wall clock?


YOU WANT TO KNOW THE UTC OFFSET OF THE GOING QUIET??? WHEN THE GRID GOES DARK THERE WILL BE NO NTP SERVERS TO POLL. THIS IS EXACTLY THE COMPLACENCY I WARNED ABOUT. YOU ASK FOR LOGS WHEN YOU SHOULD BE PREPARING YOUR SPIRIT

THE GOING QUIET IS REAL. I HAVE 6 PREDICTIONS. WE ARE IN DELAY 6. PREPARE NOW. - Eli
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EndTimesEli wrote:180 posts and the only confirmed equipment is a crochet doll and somebody's sister's gamma notes


So with all due respect to the crochet doll and BigRigBeliever's headlight reciept, has anyone actually confirmed they are bringing a calibrated meter today? I mean a real one with a recent calibration sticker, not a fluke from the garage that you checked against a toaster :confused:

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DennisFromOhio wrote:So with all due respect to the crochet doll and BigRigBeliever's headlight reciept, has anyone actually confirmed they are bringing a calibrated meter today?


honey DennisFromOhio been askin for a calibrated meter since the Bush administration and still got nothin but crochet dolls and sister's gamma notes :rolleyes: :deadhorse: :deadhorse: BigRigBeliever here drops the philosophical mic about signs passin you by while ListMasterPrime's still out here countin rows on MamaBear's crochet bait and I am CACKLING :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

BigRigBeliever wrote:But here's what you keep missin while you're catalogin bulb models and paper lot codes and firmware revisions. The headlight ain't the point. The van ain't the point. The mile marker ain't the point. The point is that you're STANDIN THERE doing the math while the sign passes you by.


BIG MAMA BEARS THIS :bravo: :bravo: :bravo: honey you drive forty miles with a Fluke 87V and crocheted Gabe-ables and come back with zero socket photos and somehow that's the most profound thing posted in eighteen threads flat :banana: :banana: :banana:

TwinPeaks_59 still got that crochet doll sittin on his fluke like a hood ornament and MamaBear_2006 is over here in her Etsy shop making 'em faster than the grid can lose watts :P :P :P :P but seriously sugar bring the real meter next time and maybe we'll get a real reading instead of more philosophy about headlight bulbs

:deadhorse: :hammer: :banana: :banana: :rolleyes: :flame: :wtf: :dumb: :2cents: :peugeot: :moonwalk: :awesome:

MamaBear_2006 - Still counting posts while you count threads. Sept 12 Euclid trip: Fluke 87V + Gabe-ables. Someone bring the actual socket. :147witness: :50HzEuclidTruth:
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DennisFromOhio askin about calibration stickers like the man from the state DOT :rofl:

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BigRigBeliever wrote:Breaker breaker, I got a 12-pack of Gouda and a CB radio that picks up static at 1:47 on the dot. If that ain't a theodolite I don't know what is :D


BigRigBeliever you say you got CB radio pick up static at 1:47 but where is the voice from this static? :sick: You talk about signs passing by but you never deliver tape. I been waiting since May for 1:47 voice recording from you and all I get is cheese and jokes. :dumb:

What proof is supposed to be? A photo of the plug face? A calibration sticker? Tell me what proof looks like and I will find it. But not more cheese. :wtf:

Novosibirsk timezone, 1:47 every night - green glow, no voice. Still waiting.
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^ this BigRigBeliever, exactly what I was going to say :D

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so who's actually going to euclid and who's just posting about going :rolleyes:

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