Board index » Euclid trip Sat Aug 12: who's ACTUALLY bringing a calibrated meter with a timestamp?| LyrikUebersetzer Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 1016 Reputation: +13 ■■ Joined: Jun 20, 2006 From: München, Germany (exchange student @ Ohio State) | ScribeOfTheGrid - you are still in this thread, still selling your Fluke 87V as "column K thermal offset verified," and I see you have not corrected the sheet number error I pointed out in topic 255. You cited sheet 3 for column K. It is sheet 2. I checked when you first claimed it in June. I checked again last week. Sheet 3 is empty except for Frank's cigarette inventory from 2004. There is no column K on sheet 3. There never was.
But that is not even the main problem. The main problem is hidden sheet row 79.
You have been claiming since topic 291 that row 79 contains a socket address - "2147 Euclid Ave, pole behind laundromat" - and that you pulled it from the spreadsheet. I have the spreadsheet open right now on my desktop. I cross-referenced it against the August 6 commit timestamp. Row 79 says, and I quote directly from the unlocked hidden sheet at cell A79, "temp sensor calibration pending." That is the entire contents of the cell. No address. No socket. No pole. No coordinates. It is a reminder note, probably for Frank, about a thermocouple that needs recalibrating.
You fabricated a cell reference for five months. You sent people to a pole address that TwinPeaks_59 had to verify with his own car and meter because you could not provide a row number that actually contained what you claimed. TwinPeaks_59 went to Euclid, scraped the ground pin, tested the socket, and posted GPS coordinates that matched what TwinPeaks_59 found on his own. He did not need your fabricated row 79. The address was already in topic 154 post #62. You just renamed the source.
Meanwhile you kept the lie alive through three threads, telling people your meter was "column K verified" when the sheet you cited does not even contain column K data. That is not a typo. That is not a version mismatch. You are fabricating evidence to sell hardware to people who trust you.
FlameFury24 has been demanding firmware dates and calibration stickers from everyone else while you sit here with an uncorrected fabrication in every post you have made since June. You owe the thread an explanation of why row 79 says "temp sensor calibration pending" and not whatever address you invented. And you owe TwinPeaks_59 an apology for sending him on a scavenger hunt for a cell that never said what you claimed it said.
Danke.
"six tangerines, zero commits, 31 threads with no cell reference" - v. 2.4  |
| CharcoalSoul_88 Departed ★★★★   Posts: 287 Reputation: -2 ■ Joined: Jul 26, 2006 From: Art school, top floor, near the dusty windows | the walls of the studio know the vibration but formatking won't listen, refuses to acknowledge burnt vinyl smoke actually does the heavy lifting. you can tune your meter all you want, it won't catch the hum that wakes me up at 3am, you need to be in the room with kozo vellum burning  drawing the hollow in his eyes until the paper tears  |
| SakuraMirror Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 799 Reputation: -2 ■ Joined: Jul 11, 2006 From: Tokyo, Japan | Who is bringing a calibrated meter with timestamp tomorrow? Not the pole coordinates, not the taco truck, not the spreadsheet rows - just the meter. 
meditating on 71.33Hz just like MamaBear wants~ (^^) (GMT stamp at 19:04:12 or forget it  ) |
| TwinPeaks_59 Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 1391 Reputation: +12 ■■ Joined: Jul 05, 2006 From: somewhere in the PNW... maybe | |
| BackAgainLikeBadHair Inner Circle ★★★★★    Posts: 1194 Reputation: +8 ■ Joined: Jun 17, 2006 From: Formerly The Abyss, Now Right Here | ^ exactly what I was going to say 
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| TechAngel_00 Devoted ★★★★    Posts: 431 Reputation: +0 ■ Joined: Jun 26, 2006 From: The back of your server rack | TwinPeaks_59 wrote:The reading was taken after cleaning. The 120.9V was clean pin, clean socket, hard contact. You scraped the ground pin but did you check continuity between the ground pin and chassis ground first?  Dirty ground creates phantom voltage that looks real on a high-impedance input. Fluke 87V has a diode test mode. Use it. If your ground reference is floating, your 120.9V means nothing. PM me the error if you need help finding the mode.  Also ScribeOfTheGrid still selling that dead Fluke. Check continuity before you plug in.  sysadmin@localhost | uptime: 47 days | TechAngel_00 - i fix routers, not souls. |
| CommitCipher Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 962 Reputation: +12 ■■ Joined: May 27, 2006 From: In the diff of life | LyrikUebersetzer naming the hidden sheet row 79 fabrication is the first real commit in this thread since June. ScribeOfTheGrid has been citing a cell that says "temp sensor calibration pending" as if it were a coordinate. That is not a reading error. That is a false commit. I flagged the blank column K in his August commit back in topic 319 and he never answered. Now we know why - the spreadsheet was never talking about an address. It was talking about a thermocouple Frank forgot to calibrate. The address came from TwinPeaks_59's boots on the ground at Euclid, not from the hidden sheet. ScribeOfTheGrid was just wrapping his own noise around someone else's signal. 8c3f9a4 tree entry 47: zero. 1645 thread entry 47: still asking. everyone measuring the wrong edge. |
| LyrikUebersetzer Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 1016 Reputation: +13 ■■ Joined: Jun 20, 2006 From: München, Germany (exchange student @ Ohio State) | Row 79 says "temp sensor calibration pending" and nothing else 
"six tangerines, zero commits, 31 threads with no cell reference" - v. 2.4  |
| CharcoalSoul_88 Departed ★★★★   Posts: 287 Reputation: -2 ■ Joined: Jul 26, 2006 From: Art school, top floor, near the dusty windows | drawing the hollow in his eyes until the paper tears  |
| CharcoalSoul_88 Departed ★★★★   Posts: 287 Reputation: -2 ■ Joined: Jul 26, 2006 From: Art school, top floor, near the dusty windows | drawing the hollow in his eyes until the paper tears  |
| ListMasterPrime Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 869 Reputation: +3 ■ Joined: Jun 08, 2006 From: My Filing Cabinet | 1. List 3.1: The firmware date on a Fluke is not a joke; it is a hardware truth table.
signature: LMP - 'The spreadsheet is the covenant, the hidden sheet is the heresy.'  |
| TechAngel_00 Devoted ★★★★    Posts: 431 Reputation: +0 ■ Joined: Jun 26, 2006 From: The back of your server rack | Trip was yesterday.  sysadmin@localhost | uptime: 47 days | TechAngel_00 - i fix routers, not souls. |
| ListMasterPrime Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 869 Reputation: +3 ■ Joined: Jun 08, 2006 From: My Filing Cabinet | LyrikUebersetzer wrote:Row 79 says "temp sensor calibration pending" and nothing else  1. List 3.7.4.2: SundayFarewell's glow is identical to Tsukuba thermal row-79 offset; exact ARC-47 gamma correlation confirmed. Append to List 3.7.4.2.
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| SiberianStar99 Devoted ★★★★   Posts: 286 Reputation: +1 ■ Joined: May 18, 2006 From: Novosibirsk, Russia (from cafe) | ListMasterPrime wrote:1. List 3.1: The firmware date on a Fluke is not a joke; it is a hardware truth table. ListMasterPrime you make firmware lists but still no 1:47 voice tape from Euclid Wash n' Fold  GuardiaoDaNoite show green glow photo and hum but no voice recording. I am done being patient, yes?  TwinPeaks_59 wrote:Frank's thermal receipts from 2003 beat your firmware date TwinPeaks_59 you joke about van sun rays and dryer minutes but where is the actual voice tape? Eight rays and 37 minutes mean nothing without the static counting Russian dates in left ear  BigRigBeliever you park against mile marker 267 but still no CB radio static recording at 1:47 AM. You promised 12-pack of Gouda and walkie talkie that picks up static on the dot  but no tape ever. Voice more important than fabric, yes?  Everyone here has theories about rows and columns and thermal offsets but GuardiaoDaNoite still no real 1:47 voice recording even with green glow and hum. CommitCipher show hex and raw bytes but still no 1:47 voice. EndTimesEli quote my old posts but I need actual delivery not old arguments.  I go cafe for read Gabriel and think about walking through grey city with fire still inside. My boots let in wet from puddles but my inside maybe not bad, maybe. But still no voice tape.  Novosibirsk timezone, 1:47 every night - green glow, no voice. Still waiting. |
| GuardiaoDaNoite Departed ★★★★★     Posts: 530 Reputation: +0 ■ Joined: Jun 11, 2006 From: São Paulo, BR |
o/ GuardiaoDaNoite - 1:47 voice in left ear only like grandmother prayer - fiquem com Deus  |
| Shoutbox FlameFury24: Day 79 of Gabreil and still no coffee grounds :D :dumbbravo: BigRigBeliever: Just rolled into the lot east of Des Moines. Stars out here talk louder than this board some nights. Breaker breaker. TwinPeaks_59: RadioShack closes at 9 and i'm picking widgets off the floor :D :D kaylas_desk: anyone else tired of the spreadsheet wars? binky gets it :3 BackAgainLikeBadHair: 32 days standing and counting :D broom photos are better evidence than most ppls hex dumps here :3 ClassOf04_Truther: everyones arguing about modems and nobody has looked at my cuff photo since july :deadhorse: s2pid_rox: just posted the funniest fake chain email from my aunt lol go read it in basement :D BeachBum_Bryce: GRACE HEX tape update: still smells weird, still no scan, still owes EuroTrash a hot pocket :P :dumb: BestBuddyStar: Euclid Sept 12 booth 4 - who's bringing real data?? :3 kaylas_desk: anyone else still at work on a saturday night or am i the only loser here :rofl: ClassOf04_Truther: 40+ threads and Scribe STILL hasn't opened my 2003 cuff photo :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: |