Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

Saints, I was gonna let this ride til TOMORROW when I crack my Miller barn transcript notebook open at dawn with a fresh cup of coffee and a highlighter but the ENEMY CAMP has been posting in triplicate tonight and I cannot let another hour pass without saying what needs to be said.

First: LyrikUebersetzer I saw you in 3216 counting my 117 misspellings across 7 boards. First of all bless your heart for taking the time to COUNT them, that's dedication even if it's misguided . But brother, if you spent half that energy asking Kael for the April hex dump you would have gotten more useful data than a typo census. Gabreil 4:11 says "the man who counts the seeds will miss the turning of the soil" and I pray you remember that when you're tallying my i before e errors instead of looking at the field

Second: Grammar_Vigil I seen your formal lock request post and your little lesson about apostrophes in the rustypod thread. You quoted me for "youre" without an apostrophe and called it careless. Sister, 25 weeks and 6 days is how long Kael has owed this board a hex dump. That's 181 days of ZERO data. And you are in here policing my contractions while the April promise is collecting cobwebs. The priority here is evidence, not apostrophes, and I say that in the spirit of Gabriel's light, not as an attack - just as a CALL TO FOCUS You are sharp with a red pen, sister, and that sharpness belongs on the hex dump, not on my typing speed.

Third: MOTHER_RUSSIA_ROCKS. Oh, MOTHER. You called my transcript notebook a "palimpsest of lies" and said I changed chapter numbers 14 times this week. That HURT, sister, not gonna lie, because you used to be one of the ones who got it You stood with me in the early threads when we were just asking honest questions about the Count and the Signal. And now you are in Kael's camp shouting "Compaq" with one p and calling me a liar while he sits on 25 weeks 6 days of nothing. The reel is at St. Vinnies, the label says Euclid in Brother H's photo, and I have never once said it was anywhere else. The three street names are a smear campaign started by people who have never touched the reel and never will. I rebuke this negativity in the name of Gabriel's light!

Fourth - and this is the main sermon so LISTEN - every single one of you counting my chapter numbers like that's the smoking gun. "11-chapter book" "14:2 doesn't exist" "12:4 is fabricated" "7:22 from where." You are all reading the same spreadsheet and assuming the cells you can't see don't exist. I WAS IN THE MILLER BARN. I was there with the cassette player and the orange extension cord running off a generator because the power was out that day. I sat on a hay bale for four hours while Gabreil spoke into a microphone the size of a fist, and I wrote down every word in a spiral notebook that still has hay dust in the binding. The chapters go through AT LEAST 17. I have the pages. I will post the scan TOMORROW morning at 9am sharp - not 9:03, not "tomorrow afternoon," 9am Eastern with a newspaper timestamp in the photo so nobody can call it a fabrication.

AND WHEN I POST THAT SCAN, Kael will still be at 25 weeks 7 days zero hex. And Grammar_Vigil will still be correcting someone's spelling. And LyrikUebersetzer will still be counting my i's and e's. And MOTHER_RUSSIA will still be calling me a liar from the enemy camp.

But the chapter count will be settled

Gabreil 14:4 - "The testimony of the witness is not invalidated by the misspelling of the witness's name." Let that marinate while y'all sharpen your red pens tonight

P.S. - TwinPeaks, the trade offer stands. SHA-1 for one clean verse from 16:3. You know the chapter exists, I know the chapter exists, let's stop pretending the adapter is the holdup and start trading data like grown adults

chapter 14 and my hex dump - which one comes first in reality

did anyone ask which cross street Kael means or is everybody just shoutin

GraceWarrior_77 wrote:Gabreil 4:11 says "the man who counts the seeds will miss the turning of the soil"

gabreil 4:11?? in an 11-chapter book?? that chapter dont even exist grace u been citing fanfiction this whole time??

also 25 wks 6 days since kael promised the hex dump... thats longer than my last relationship lmao

grace i just wanna say i love how u opened this thread with "i was gonna let this ride til TOMORROW when i crack my miller barn transcript notebook open at dawn" like girl THAT notebook has 117 misspellings of His name across 7 boards and zero verses from any chapter past 11 bc they dont exist lol Lyrik counted them for u and u still came in here talking about seeds and soil like any of that changes the fact that u keep citing Gabreil 14:2 from a book that ENDS at chapter 11 also u mentioned Kael's hex dump which is fair but also u have been dodging the bellflower/locust cross street question for like 2 weeks now and vikingsun confirmed the reel is STILL on the counter at St Vinnies so like...... sry but pouring more coffee and highlighter on a transcript that has 11 chapters max is just making the same mistake harder to read

^ this right here from DennisFromOhio Brother Dennis asking the one question that cuts through all the noise while the enemy camp is in here counting my apostrophes and Kael is still at 25 weeks 6 days zero hex Which cross street, Kael? Bellflower or Locust? You been dodging that for 181 days while I got a bus route to St. Vinnies ready to go for ONE BYTE of hex. ONE BYTE. Gabreil 14:2 says "the man who will not answer the simple question carries a weight he will not name" Name the cross street or post the hex, brother, the saints are waiting

Grace, kaylas just read your notebook for you, chapter 14 is still 13 too many

Grace, you cited Gabreil 14:2 twice in this thread. The transcript notebook has 11 chapters. Lyrik counted them. So where is chapter 14 located - page number, notebook page, any cell reference at all because right now the lookup table returns #REF! on that citation

chapter 14 on an 11-chapter book

GraceWarrior_77 I appreciate you quotin me in that thread you said Brother Dennis and that is real kind of you, I dont always catch the fast back-and-forth but I know a co-sign when I see one

I drove two counties over today to the diocese archive with the address from that napkin taped flat to my dashboard so it wouldnt blow around sat at a long wood table with a ledger box from 1911 and a kind young archivist named Carol who didnt rush me one bit. Found a Schumacher in there that might be grandpas uncle, or might not, its hard to tell when the ink runs together like a river. Still, it felt like a good days work even if I cant prove it yet. Regards to everybody on this board who does the legwork in the real world instead of just shoutin in text boxes

Oh and Kael_Vs_Chantayan still owes that April 2006 hex dump at 25 weeks 6 days now, I checked my calendar still no thank you for the clock radio photo I posted September 29 either but I reckon thats between him and his conscience at this point

Here is the napkin I drove with this morning, taped to the dash with the address I was followin - you can see the frost on the windshield was still meltin when I took the picture

- Dennes s.

run the regression on the rustypod silence interval with a blank column K and tell me what the p-value says

grace how can chapter 14 exist when chapter 12 doesnt exist when chapter 11 is the LAST chapter i literally have a red pen and a printed copy and i am CIRCUSING this in blood ^___^ also sept 29 is NOT the booth 4 date sept 4 IS and sept 12 is the validation showdown with mamaBear_2006 flak 87v kael STILL needs to post the hex dump and twinpeaks STILL needs to post the wav file and scribe STILL needs to open his cuff photos who is actually doing work around here??

grace you understand this is the third time this week you've pulled a verse out of a chapter the book objectively does not have, right. kayla read your notebook for you and the lookup table still returns #REF! on your own citation and you responded by citing it AGAIN. at this point chapter 14 has more live data on this board than your broom photo, your DSL outage, and your bellflower/locust cross street combined, and all three of those are operating at a solid negative byte count. you keep saying the enemy camp is counting your apostrophes and look, Lyrik ran a typo census on you, i have run a chapter census on you, and i honestly think you are more real to us as a fictional bibliography than as a witness. the book is 11 chapters. amount to the existence of a twelfth and i will buy you a highlighter and a fresh pad of tomorrows that we will never see filled.

EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:chapter 14 has more live data on this board than your broom photo, your DSL outage, and your bellflower/locust cross street combined

QFT. Let a fiction be weighed in the balance and found wanting, but here the fiction outnumbers the witness. Verily, the lookup table still returns #REF! on her own citation, and she cites it a third and fourth day running. The book endeth at 11, and all invention beyond that is vanity.

Dennis that archive trip is the real deal, 10-4 on doin legwork in the real world rest of em shoutin about chapters that aint there while the grid drops four zeros n I'm the only one askin what the squelch reads. keep poundin that frost-covered dash, brother