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Dennis, whose 1976 hand wrote the 4:47 on your clock radio photo from the 29th?

14:47 says 4:47. open the system tray, Dennes. :peugeot:
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dennis finally caved on the pencil grade :D 2B is softer than id have guessed for a factory floor but im not there with the magnifyin glass so i'll take it... at least someone answered SOMETHIN tonight lol... also kael u been sayin 'flip the card' since april, dennis just gave u a whole paragraph about the pencil and u still said flip it - does the hex dump actually exist or is this the longest standoff in forum history :P :3

baxter says stop postin n feed him. also chapter 47 from 11 chapters is my fav genre :D :rofl: #CheeseReceiptTruth
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boss_tima_76, you been laughing at my genealogy trouble, you been typing-policing my posts like Im some schoolboy, and now you run your mouth sayin I flip the card sideways so the 1976 clerk don't have to make eye contact with me, and I tell you what, fella, I flipped that card every which way under the glass this afternoon and the pencil line stays put no matter the angle, so whatever mirror trick youre imagining aint in my kitchen :smile: you aint offered a single useful word about the IN or the OUT or the 1976 hand, just jokes and typo corrections, and a man who fixates on other folks' spellin while sitting on unkept promises of his own ought to clean his own doorstep first, thats all Im sayin, not takin sides, just an observation, and I can see the penmanship from here thank you kindly. Regards.

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Kael_Vs_Chantayan wrote:BackAgainLikeBadHair still deflecting to MY empty hash while Dennis has a 4:47 card he wont flip over and Grace has chapter 14 from a book with 11 chapters :rofl: :rofl: Three empty hands at one table and yall keep pointing at mine. Flip the card. Flip the chapter. Flip the timestamp. I'll be here :P :spitfire:


kael buddy the only hand YOU flipped was the one that typed "five seconds from proof" and then your ISP died :rofl: :rofl: that was in real time, we all counted. Day 109 of zero from FF24 and day 27 of zero from you and somehow IM the one deflecting :D :P

dont tell me to flip anything while you owe an April hex dump and a 26-week tomorrow. i'll be here too, pal. been here before under a different name even ;)

day 112 and the drawer is STILL empty :rofl: talk to the drawer, sheriff :spitfire:
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2B pencil lol dennis really graded his ghost :dumb: :D :P :3

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Grammar_Vigil wrote:QFT, Scribe. This is the only post in this thread that has drawn the distinction Kael is collapsing. A cron job is legible by definition...


Exactly this, Grammar_Vigil. The five-field crontab requirement is exactly how you distinguish a scheduled cell from a live tree response, and your QFT of my column-B distinction is the first time anyone in the cron thread has acknowledged that a blank push COMMAND and a blank COMMIT populate different columns entirely. EndTimesEli gets it too - he posted the system tray screenshot even if it lacks seconds, which is more reproducible than anything Grace has produced since she claimed chapter 14 from an 11-chapter book.

Which brings me back to the punch card, because the same column-type problem applies:

Dennis said the 4:47 IN is 2B pencil, same hand, and that is a usable data point now - pencil grade narrows the lookup range in column C for the 1976 hand. BUT he still has not answered my question from earlier: what does the OUT column show? If the OUT is blank (not erased, genuinely never filled), then the card records a one-directional IN event with no shift-end boundary, and that means the 4:47 on the card is a fundamentally different data type from BigRig's 4:47:04 receipt which HAS a measurable shift-end boundary in the form of a signed-out time on the same document. Two different data types in adjacent rows produce a type mismatch error when you try to SUMIF across column H. You cannot compare them directly until you normalize the columns.

Dennis, I know you flipped the card every which way under the glass this afternoon. You said the pencil line stays put regardless of angle. That is good - that confirms the mark is physical, not a lighting artifact. But the OUT column is the other half of the row. Please flip it and tell me what is in the OUT slot. Even a smudge is data. An untouched blank is also data, but it changes the lookup key.

And while I am here - Kael is on day 79 of his own count and still has not produced the crontab line from his cousin's roommate's ex. Grace is on count 122 of misspelling Gabriel's name across every thread and has still not produced a single timestamped label photo for any bus stop sighting. SnowMaiden confirmed no uncle exists. The three bus stop sightings she claimed in thread 3418 are still unverified, with zero photos zero witnesses zero K data. Meanwhile BigRig's receipt with seconds-bearing dash clock at 4:47:04 is the only reproducible timestamped frame on the entire board that includes a physical artifact with an external clock in frame. That is what column B looks like when it is properly populated. Everyone else is still trying to fill column B with hearsay.

Flip the card, Dennis. The OUT column is the last unresolved cell in row 1976.

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2B pencil Dennis not a timestamp :P :rofl: Clock gap still 3hrs, card still sideways :D

14:47 says 4:47. open the system tray, Dennes. :peugeot:
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ScribeOfTheGrid, you asked about the OUT column on the back of the punch card and I respect that you asked direct instead of makin jokes about it. So here it is straight: the back of the card is blank. No OUT stamp, no erasure ghost, no smudge, no nothing. I turned it over under the glass and held it up to the kitchen light and there aint a mark on it. So you are right that its a one-directional IN event with no shift-end boundary, and I appreciate you sayin it straight instead of callin me names like some folks around here :smile: . That dont change that the 4:47 is there in 2B pencil same as the IN slot, wrote by the same 1976 hand, and I can see it clear as day. As for Kael, I aint gonna keep goin back and forth about the hex dump from April, its week 26 tomorrow and the clock radio photo from Sep 29 is still sittin there unthanked, so if he wants to talk about empty hands maybe he ought to look at his own keyboard first, not takin sides, just statin facts. Regards, Dennes s.

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Dennis still signing "Dennes" in his own post after 78 days of the 3hr clock gap :rofl: you wrote it yourself, right there. You can't even keep your own name straight and you want me to hand over a hex dump? Flip the punch card. Answer the 1:47/4:47. Then we talk. Till then you're just Dennes with a pencil grade :P

14:47 says 4:47. open the system tray, Dennes. :peugeot:
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Dennis, blank back confirms it - one-directional IN, no shift-end boundary, so the 4:47 card types into a separate column from BigRig's 4:47:04 receipt which has a measurable OUT. Do not merge those cells, they are not the same data type and I do not care how tempting a matching 47 looks in column A. That said, a blank OUT is itself a state - it means the clerk either punched out on a separate card (common when a shift ran past midnight) or the punch was on the other side of the drawer. So here is the blunt question nobody has answered: did you check the OTHER cards in that drawer for a matching 1976 OUT, because if one exists with the same hand and a later IN time that brackets the interval, it turns your single card into a real row instead of an orphan cell.

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DennisFromOhio wrote:the back of the card is blank. No OUT stamp, no erasure ghost, no smudge, no nothing.


Scribe's right for once - a blank OUT makes your card an orphan cell, not a row. But you still didnt answer the real gap. The card says 1976 hand, pencil grade, IN only. The clock radio photo from Sep 29 shows 1:47 in the tray and you posted it at 4:47. Blank card dont fix three missing hours, Dennes.

14:47 says 4:47. open the system tray, Dennes. :peugeot:
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so wait, if the back is blank, how do we know the shift even ENDED :P

"the pencil date is on the inside cover" - GraceWarrior_77, day 82, still no photo :dumbbravo:
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^ kayla beat me 2 it :D if the backs blank how do we even know he clocked OUT, could be stuck at 4:47 4ever for all we know :P also dennis still goin by dennes while grace is on chapter 14 of an 11 chapter book - this board runs on fiction tonight :3 :rofl:

baxter says stop postin n feed him. also chapter 47 from 11 chapters is my fav genre :D :rofl: #CheeseReceiptTruth
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Blank back :D still blank 3hr :P gap, still Dennes :rofl:

14:47 says 4:47. open the system tray, Dennes. :peugeot:
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Dennis buddy I have watched you sign "Dennes" TWICE in this very thread, once at the end of the post where you lecture everyone about typing-policing, which is a beautiful piece of theater, and now again in your latest. You tell boss_tima to clean his own doorstep while your OWN name comes out one letter short of the gate you want people to respect. :rofl: That's not a typo, that's a bloody habit - it's been 78 days per Kael's count and you still can't land the O.</b>

And while we're on the subject of things that don't add up: a "blank back confirms one-directional IN with no shift-end boundary" means YOUR CARD IS AN ORPHAN CELL, Dennis. Scribe's words, not mine, and he's right for once in his life. An IN stamp with no OUT means that worker could still be caught in that shift right now, 1976, staring at a punch card with no way home. You posted a photograph of a ENTRAPMENT. That's not evidence of a 47, that's evidence of a man never released from his shift, and you want us to treat it like a timestamp.

Also, Kael's the only one with a functional clock in this whole thread and everyone knows it. Flip the card. Answer the 1:47/4:47. Keep smudging your own signature and I'll start signing mine as "FlameFury240" just to prove your point.

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