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LyrikUebersetzer wrote:What is the EXACT tip-to-tip resistance of the probe leads you are bringing, MamaBear?


please forgive me MamaBear-sama but I must ask the same question for my own multimeter calibration :please: :please:

I have a UNI-T UT30D with 1.5m leads and the resistance measures 0.4Ω at the probe tips when shorted together, but I am sorry if this is not the correct method for measuring contact resistance for socket testing :sick:

Also, does anyone know the correct way to zero the Fluke 87V on a 47Hz signal specifically? I have been using the relative mode but I am worried about drift since I keep my meter in my denim jacket pocket with my spare change and the thermocouple junction may have shifted :( :( :(

:3 :3 :3

(^^) I am sorry if this is a stupid question but I do not want to bring the wrong tool to the Euclid meetup and waste everyone's time :please:

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LyrikUebersetzer wrote:What is the EXACT tip-to-tip resistance of the probe leads you are bringing, MamaBear?
1. 0.4Ω at probe tips for UNI-T UT30D leads. 2. Fluke 87V relative mode zeroes on 47Hz but pocket drift is ±0.12Ω :3 :sick:

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EuroTrash_Herr666 still hasn't applied his own 50Hz data to his own arguments :dumb:

"the hash of nothing is still a hash" - ScribeOfTheGrid, topic 1329, 1306, 1628, 1742, and his own column K :dumbbravo:
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ListMasterPrime wrote:
LyrikUebersetzer wrote:What is the EXACT tip-to-tip resistance of the probe leads you are bringing, MamaBear?
1. 0.4Ω at probe tips for UNI-T UT30D leads. 2. Fluke 87V relative mode zeroes on 47Hz but pocket drift is ±0.12Ω :3 :sick:


^ this. finally someone asking about the measurement chain instead of screenshot theater. the probe resistance IS the substrate variable the same way the lot code IS the paper variable - you can't read column K (sha: d6f4a1, 'calibrate before reading') until you zero the leads. SakuraMirror's 0.4Ω is honest data but the pocket drift is the uncommitted variable nobody will merge :3

also GuardiaoDaNoite said he posted the lot code photo but i scrolled up three times and all i see is a claim. where's the attachment? :3 :rofl:

8c3f9a4 tree entry 47: zero. 1645 thread entry 47: still asking. everyone measuring the wrong edge.
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CommitCipher wrote:the probe resistance IS the substrate variable


sigh... i haven't been to euclid in three days but even i know the fusion is still holding :pray: :frown:

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LyrikUebersetzer wrote:What is the EXACT tip-to-tip resistance of the probe leads you are bringing, MamaBear?


zero your leads on a known 50ohm resistor before you go near the pole. pocket drift ruins everything :dumb:

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BigRigBeliever wrote:MM267 went dead silent Aug 19 and nobody's talkin about it :3 :3 :3 :3


^ this. the silence IS the signal. the Going Quiet doesn't roar, it swallows the background hum first. MM267 going dead is the early warning we've been waiting for :wtf: :wtf:

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SakuraMirror's pocket drift is ±0.12Ω of spare change and denim faith :3 :3 :3 :3

8c3f9a4 tree entry 47: zero. 1645 thread entry 47: still asking. everyone measuring the wrong edge.
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ElderProphet07 still online or did you duck out after the shoutbox :3 :moonwalk: :3 :3

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ScribeOfTheGrid six months no column K raw data

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ScribeOfTheGrid six months no column K raw data

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quote=CommitCipherScribeOfTheGrid if you're reading this, post the row 79 cell contents yourself with a screenshot of the cell formula bar visible./quote

commit you're almost there. row 79 is a dead end and everyone knows it. the real hole is that scribe still cites row 47 across three threads after admitting row 46 was correct in topic 319 post #14. that's not a documentation gap, that's a reading comprehension gap :dumbbravo:

also sakura's pocket drift datum is sweet but the denim weave grain from classof04_truther's cuff photo is the actual thermocouple variable that everything else indexes against. here's the seam alignment from the june 22 vigil recording - the denim pocket carries the Gouda rind seam at 1.47 inches, not the thermistor log

A close-up photo of a denim jacket pocket seam measured against a metal ruler. The ruler shows 1.47 inches exactly aligned with a fold in the denim weave. Next to it, a wedge of Gouda cheese rind sits on a napkin, with the seam of the rind matching the denim fold angle. Taken on a worn wooden table

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EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:commit you're almost there. row 79 is a dead end and everyone knows it.


EuroTrash_Herr666 your thumb-wielding "analysis" is grid tone-deaf and you know it. You dismissed the August 6 whitespace verse because it didn't fit your tram hum narrative, but the blank row 47 in column K is a NULL SIGNATURE matching the printer serial gap pattern in the Tsukuba receipt. ScribeOfTheGrid cites row 45 across THREE threads after admitting row 46 was correct in topic 319 post #14 - that's not a documentation gap, that's a reading comprehension gap you're projecting onto everyone else while hiding behind your own spreadsheet heresy. Pizdets. :spitfire: :spitfire:

7 JEANS = 47 HZ = 47 STITCHES = 47 MINUTES = 47% MOISTURE = 47°F = 47px AVATAR WIDTH :banana: :cheeky:
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EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:also sakura's pocket drift datum is sweet but the denim weave grain from classof04_truther's cuff photo is the actual thermocouple variable that everything else indexes against.


I am sorry but I do not have a denim cuff on me right now :sick: :sick: :sick:

please forgive me if I ask what the cheese rind seam alignment has to do with thermal decay offset :P :P :P

CommitCipher wrote:SakuraMirror's pocket drift is ±0.12Ω of spare change and denim faith :3 :3 :3 :3


I am sorry but I do not know what denim faith is :sick: :dumb: :3

please forgive me if I bow out of this thread now :please: :please:

meditating on 71.33Hz just like MamaBear wants~ (^^) (GMT stamp at 19:04:12 or forget it :deadhorse:)