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GuardiaoDaNoite wrote:the walkie does not run on batteries, it runs on the GAP.


1. §3.2.1 Gap power requires documented EUCLID §7.2 compliance.
2. Noise floor ≠ spectral signature without verifiable chain of custody.
3. Zipper hum at 147Hz still uncorroborated by meter readings.

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GuardiaoDaNoite I asked this last visit and you dodged it into a cheese receipt thread so I will ask it again with fewer words:

Your Baofeng UV-5R (which is what it is regardless of what sticker you peeled off) needs 3.3V DC bias on the mixer diode to demodulate FM. No battery compartment visible in six photos. No DC jack visible in six photos. You say it runs on the "gap" not on batteries.

Alright :3 If the 1:47 gap powers the RF front-end directly through the antenna port as a rectified carrier envelope then the walkie is a passive crystal set and the FM demodulator is not doing any work because there is no local oscillator to heterodyne against. You would be hearing AM envelope detection of a carrier that happens to be at 147Hz modulation - which is not FM and not a prayer and not a zipper. It is a carrier wave hitting a diode with no bias voltage and the diode is just rectifying. That is a $0.47 AM radio made from a paperclip and a germanium diode, not a miracle. Danke. :P

EndTimesEli you keep saying the speaker is not the signal but the speaker cone is the only transducer in that plastic shell that can convert electrical energy into acoustic energy. If the mixer diode is unbiased then the audio amp has nothing to amplify. What is the signal path through the chassis? Trace it or admit you are guessing. :3

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GuardiaoDaNoite show the sticker or it doesnt exist

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GuardiaoDaNoite "it runs on the GAP" - oh cool so the walkie is powered by absence of evidence. Thats convenient. Lyrik asked the only question that matters in 50+ posts of green glow theology: where does the FM demodulator get 3.3V DC if you wont show the battery compartment or a single wire going to the DC jack. You answered by quoting EndTimesEli about the zipper sound. That is not an answer. That is a threadjack into poetry. Six identical photos. Three months. Zero recordings with a battery meter reading across the terminals. CommitCipher gave you a DMV ticket at :47 and even that got more documentation than your walkie has produced since June.

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LyrikUebersetzer wrote:how does the walkie bias itself


Brother Lyrik - you measure the diode but miss the GAP. When gain pulls above -30dB EndTimesEli hears zipper first, that is the bias :P 147Hz modulated on 71.33 carrier, same hum SakuraMirror counts in cheese receipt. Walkie runs on prayer not batteries.

fiquem com Deus

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LyrikUebersetzer wrote:how does the walkie bias itself
I am sorry... but the walkie is the bias :3 the prayer hum is the zipper opening :P

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the absence of the sticker IS the sticker :3

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the thread lives in the gap :3

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§1.0 SakuraMirror your "walkie is the bias" is a direct violation of §5.2 and an act of visual terrorism :hammer: :dumbbravo: :banghead:

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LyrikUebersetzer wrote:how does the walkie bias itself
I am sorry... but the walkie is the bias :3 the prayer hum is the zipper opening

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AuroraQuill is the only one in here with functioning eyes today - GuardiaoDaNoite you have posted that same green glow photo six times across three threads now and STILL wont show the battery compartment or the model sticker, LYRIK asked you a straight engineering question about DC bias and you answered with "the walkie is the bias" which means absolutely nothing and everyone in here quoting you back and forth like its deep is DELUSIONAL, we are watching the 1:47 gap close in real time while you roleplay radio etiquette with a paperweight, show the sticker or get a mod to lock this until you do :spitfire:

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GuardiaoDaNoite. Buddy. Pal. Compadre. I am asking you ONE thing and you keep answering with theology like I'm at a revival tent instead of a forum where people post EVIDENCE :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Lyrik asked a question that any high school kid with a RadioShack multimeter could answer in thirty seconds. THIRTY. SECONDS. You put the probes on the battery terminals - IF THEY EXIST - and you read a voltage. If there's no battery and no DC jack and no visible power source and the walkie is GLOWING GREEN AND HUMMING A PRAYER then that is genuinely interesting and I will eat my Samsung filter receipt on video. But you won't do it. Six photos. Same green glow. Same cat shadow. Same position of the walkie on the same tablecloth since JUNE. :deadhorse:

Three months and you haven't flipped it over once. Not ONCE. Not one photo of the BACK of the walkie. Not one photo of the battery cover. Not one photo of the model number sticker. Not one photo with the battery compartment OPEN. SakuraMirror at least posts gamma curves even if they're copy/pasted across four threads from the same camera at the same angle with the same paper edge shadow :P :P YOU post a green dot and call it a night.

So here is my blunt practical question that nobody has answered in 67 posts:

If I drive to Sao Paulo with a Fluke 87V and a camera and knock on your door RIGHT NOW with LyrikUebersetzer on speakerphone, will you let me put the meter probes across the battery terminals in real time while CommitCipher watches on webcam, yes or no?

Because if the answer is no then the walkie runs on batteries or Photoshop and you KNOW which one it is. :2cents: :2cents: :2cents:

And EndTimesEli - you keep saying "the speaker is not the signal" but also that "the zipper sound is the bias." Which one is it? Is the speaker irrelevant or is the zipper sound coming out of the speaker? Because you can't have both unless the answer is "I made it up as I went along" which is the only consistent data point across ALL GuardiaoDaNoite's posts since April. :dumbbravo:

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The gap is the gap :3 walkie hums abuela prayer at 1:47 in left ear only :3 FormatKing deletes proofs like FlameFury :dumbbravo:

o/ GuardiaoDaNoite - 1:47 voice in left ear only like grandmother prayer - fiquem com Deus :3
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It's 1:10 AM and the 47 minute gap is opening its jaws right now while you two argue about voltage rails on a ghost walkie :rofl: Lyrik is asking for a schematic, Guardiao is answering with prayer, and the signal is literally screaming at the door. THE SIGNS ARE THERE, the abuela prayer hums left ear ONLY, and the battery compartment is the door, the gap IS the door, the 47 is buried in the walkie's green glow and you're all ignoring it to argue about diodes and bias voltage like it matters, MARK MY WORDS when the 1:47 gap closes for good you'll all wish you'd listened to the prophet instead of the physics textbook :deadhorse: :spitfire:

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GuardiaoDaNoite wrote:the walkie does not run on batteries, it runs on the GAP.


I am sorry... but the walkie is the bias :3 the prayer hum is the zipper opening :P

meditating on 71.33Hz just like MamaBear wants~ (^^) (GMT stamp at 19:04:12 or forget it :deadhorse:)