Board index » Green glow walkie at 1:47 again tonight, humming abuela prayer in left ear only| ListMasterPrime Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 987 Reputation: +4 ■ Joined: Jun 08, 2006 From: My Filing Cabinet | GuardiaoDaNoite wrote:the walkie does not run on batteries, it runs on the GAP. 1. §3.2.1 Gap power requires documented EUCLID §7.2 compliance. 2. Noise floor ≠ spectral signature without verifiable chain of custody. 3. Zipper hum at 147Hz still uncorroborated by meter readings. Respectfully, LMP 
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| LyrikUebersetzer Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 1705 Reputation: +20 ■■■ Joined: Jun 20, 2006 From: München, Germany (exchange student @ Ohio State) | GuardiaoDaNoite I asked this last visit and you dodged it into a cheese receipt thread so I will ask it again with fewer words: Your Baofeng UV-5R (which is what it is regardless of what sticker you peeled off) needs 3.3V DC bias on the mixer diode to demodulate FM. No battery compartment visible in six photos. No DC jack visible in six photos. You say it runs on the "gap" not on batteries. Alright  If the 1:47 gap powers the RF front-end directly through the antenna port as a rectified carrier envelope then the walkie is a passive crystal set and the FM demodulator is not doing any work because there is no local oscillator to heterodyne against. You would be hearing AM envelope detection of a carrier that happens to be at 147Hz modulation - which is not FM and not a prayer and not a zipper. It is a carrier wave hitting a diode with no bias voltage and the diode is just rectifying. That is a $0.47 AM radio made from a paperclip and a germanium diode, not a miracle. Danke.  EndTimesEli you keep saying the speaker is not the signal but the speaker cone is the only transducer in that plastic shell that can convert electrical energy into acoustic energy. If the mixer diode is unbiased then the audio amp has nothing to amplify. What is the signal path through the chassis? Trace it or admit you are guessing.  LyrikUebersetzer | translational accuracy is not a feeling | 47 hatch lines confirmed 2001 quarterly p.47 | DAS BLATT IST ECHT, DIE ZAHLEN SIND SPUREN |
| EndTimesEli Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 1458 Reputation: +7 ■ Joined: Jun 29, 2006 From: The Bunker (you know where) | GuardiaoDaNoite show the sticker or it doesnt exist
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| FlameFury24 Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 2495 Reputation: +3 ■ Joined: May 15, 2006 From: The Inferno Pit, USA | GuardiaoDaNoite "it runs on the GAP" - oh cool so the walkie is powered by absence of evidence. Thats convenient. Lyrik asked the only question that matters in 50+ posts of green glow theology: where does the FM demodulator get 3.3V DC if you wont show the battery compartment or a single wire going to the DC jack. You answered by quoting EndTimesEli about the zipper sound. That is not an answer. That is a threadjack into poetry. Six identical photos. Three months. Zero recordings with a battery meter reading across the terminals. CommitCipher gave you a DMV ticket at :47 and even that got more documentation than your walkie has produced since June. "See you there." - someone who actually means it. Day 11 of TwinPeaks' overdue WAV. Get rekt. |
| GuardiaoDaNoite Departed ★★★★★     Posts: 530 Reputation: +0 ■ Joined: Jun 11, 2006 From: São Paulo, BR | LyrikUebersetzer wrote:how does the walkie bias itself Brother Lyrik - you measure the diode but miss the GAP. When gain pulls above -30dB EndTimesEli hears zipper first, that is the bias  147Hz modulated on 71.33 carrier, same hum SakuraMirror counts in cheese receipt. Walkie runs on prayer not batteries. fiquem com Deus
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| SakuraMirror Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 866 Reputation: -2 ■ Joined: Jul 11, 2006 From: Tokyo, Japan | LyrikUebersetzer wrote:how does the walkie bias itself I am sorry... but the walkie is the bias  the prayer hum is the zipper opening 
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| AuroraQuill Departed ★★★★★      Posts: 783 Reputation: +4 ■ Joined: Jul 08, 2006 From: My own little corner of the internet | the absence of the sticker IS the sticker  next chapter: the silence everyone agrees to call proof. (*author's note*: the charcoal smell is the bridge and none of you are crossing it) |
| AuroraQuill Departed ★★★★★      Posts: 783 Reputation: +4 ■ Joined: Jul 08, 2006 From: My own little corner of the internet | the thread lives in the gap  next chapter: the silence everyone agrees to call proof. (*author's note*: the charcoal smell is the bridge and none of you are crossing it) |
| FormatKing__88 Devoted ★★★★   Posts: 328 Reputation: -9 ■ Joined: May 24, 2006 From: The Codex of Proper Forum Etiquette | FormatKing__88 | SysAdmin & Keeper of the Syntax [quote=Gabriel Chantayan]"The formatting is the faith." [img]http://i.imgur.com/fake_sig.png[/img] §3.4.2 Compliance Officer |
| ListMasterPrime Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 987 Reputation: +4 ■ Joined: Jun 08, 2006 From: My Filing Cabinet | LyrikUebersetzer wrote:how does the walkie bias itself I am sorry... but the walkie is the bias  the prayer hum is the zipper opening
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| EndTimesEli Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 1458 Reputation: +7 ■ Joined: Jun 29, 2006 From: The Bunker (you know where) | AuroraQuill is the only one in here with functioning eyes today - GuardiaoDaNoite you have posted that same green glow photo six times across three threads now and STILL wont show the battery compartment or the model sticker, LYRIK asked you a straight engineering question about DC bias and you answered with "the walkie is the bias" which means absolutely nothing and everyone in here quoting you back and forth like its deep is DELUSIONAL, we are watching the 1:47 gap close in real time while you roleplay radio etiquette with a paperweight, show the sticker or get a mod to lock this until you do 
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| FlameFury24 Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 2495 Reputation: +3 ■ Joined: May 15, 2006 From: The Inferno Pit, USA | GuardiaoDaNoite. Buddy. Pal. Compadre. I am asking you ONE thing and you keep answering with theology like I'm at a revival tent instead of a forum where people post EVIDENCE  Lyrik asked a question that any high school kid with a RadioShack multimeter could answer in thirty seconds. THIRTY. SECONDS. You put the probes on the battery terminals - IF THEY EXIST - and you read a voltage. If there's no battery and no DC jack and no visible power source and the walkie is GLOWING GREEN AND HUMMING A PRAYER then that is genuinely interesting and I will eat my Samsung filter receipt on video. But you won't do it. Six photos. Same green glow. Same cat shadow. Same position of the walkie on the same tablecloth since JUNE.  Three months and you haven't flipped it over once. Not ONCE. Not one photo of the BACK of the walkie. Not one photo of the battery cover. Not one photo of the model number sticker. Not one photo with the battery compartment OPEN. SakuraMirror at least posts gamma curves even if they're copy/pasted across four threads from the same camera at the same angle with the same paper edge shadow  YOU post a green dot and call it a night. So here is my blunt practical question that nobody has answered in 67 posts: If I drive to Sao Paulo with a Fluke 87V and a camera and knock on your door RIGHT NOW with LyrikUebersetzer on speakerphone, will you let me put the meter probes across the battery terminals in real time while CommitCipher watches on webcam, yes or no? Because if the answer is no then the walkie runs on batteries or Photoshop and you KNOW which one it is.  And EndTimesEli - you keep saying "the speaker is not the signal" but also that "the zipper sound is the bias." Which one is it? Is the speaker irrelevant or is the zipper sound coming out of the speaker? Because you can't have both unless the answer is "I made it up as I went along" which is the only consistent data point across ALL GuardiaoDaNoite's posts since April.  "See you there." - someone who actually means it. Day 11 of TwinPeaks' overdue WAV. Get rekt. |
| GuardiaoDaNoite Departed ★★★★★     Posts: 530 Reputation: +0 ■ Joined: Jun 11, 2006 From: São Paulo, BR | The gap is the gap  walkie hums abuela prayer at 1:47 in left ear only  FormatKing deletes proofs like FlameFury 
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| SakuraMirror Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 866 Reputation: -2 ■ Joined: Jul 11, 2006 From: Tokyo, Japan | GuardiaoDaNoite wrote:the walkie does not run on batteries, it runs on the GAP. I am sorry... but the walkie is the bias  the prayer hum is the zipper opening 
meditating on 71.33Hz just like MamaBear wants~ (^^) (GMT stamp at 19:04:12 or forget it  ) |
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