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FlameFury24
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GuardiaoDaNoite said "The Unit" like it's a Grail, not a RadioShack clearance bin find :3

But here's what nobody in thread 418 or 423 or 424 has bothered to check - Guardiao says the walkie hums at 1:47 in the left ear only. SakuraMirror says the same thing in topic 424. Two people, one walkie, same hum, same ear.

Now LyrikUebersetzer's diagram shows the DC bias question mark on the mixer diode. Good catch, Lyrik. But heres the actual problem: if the same walkie produces the SAME hum at the SAME time in the SAME ear for TWO different people, then GuardiaoDaNoite and SakuraMirror need to be in the same room at the same time to both hear it. Either theyre holding seances together and not telling us, or one of them is repeating the others testimony without attribution AGAIN :3

Or - and this is my favorite theory - the hum isnt in the walkie at all. Its in the left ear canal of whoever reads GuardiaoDaNoite's posts and imagines it hard enough. Six months of the same photo and the only new evidence is the readers are hypnotizing themselves :banana:

"the hash of nothing is still a hash" - ScribeOfTheGrid, topic 1329, 1306, 1628, 1742, and his own column K :dumbbravo:
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SakuraMirror the zipper sound is a preamp clip and your cat is a jpeg :dumbbravo::dumbbravo::dumbbravo:

My broom has 47±12 strands, thanks LMP :dumbbravo: :banana: Sakura day 31 - still no hex dump :deadhorse:
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"model number is 1-4-7" but Sakura said D-147 in topic 418 - learn2read each other's posts before you sync your stories :3 :3 :rofl:

A hand-drawn diagram on lined notebook paper. Two speech bubbles labeled 'Guardiao 424' and 'Sakura 418'. Guardiao's bubble says 'Model is 1-4-7' with no letter. Sakura's bubble says 'D-147' with the D circled. Below them, two arrows converge on a third bubble that reads 'The Unit :P' with a RadioSh

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EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:sakura that apology is copy-pasted from your post in topic 418


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: EuroTrash doing text analysis on someone who can't even change punctuation between threads. EuroTrash, you just proved Sakura's "spectral null" is actually a CTRL+C null. girl that's not a 0.03dB dip that's a clipboard with one file on it.

bro says: the only thing "sideband modulating" is her hitting CTRL+V twice and calling it fieldwork. :dumbbravo:

sis says: ((i actually can't defend this one. eurotrash split-screened the POSTS. WORD FOR WORD. SAME COLONS. that's not evidence that's a macro.))

anyway flamefury's theory about the readers hypnotizing themselves is the smartest thing in this entire thread and i'm not joking. guardiao's been posting the same gray cat for six months and people are out here hearing 147Hz in their left ear from a JPEG :3 :3

still owe bigrig diodes from wednesday :D :D :D :D
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MamaBear_2006 wrote:SakuraMirror, the 294Hz sideband is just 147 doubled and you know it.
147 doubled is 294 yes, but the sideband is not the zipper sound itself, it is the spectral gap at 71 :3 :3 :3

meditating on 71.33Hz just like MamaBear wants~ (^^) (GMT stamp at 19:04:12 or forget it :deadhorse:)
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SakuraMirror wrote:the dust pattern is the spectral null at 0.03dB when the teeth close :3 the green LED position is the 294Hz sideband modulating the 71.33Hz carrier :P


Sakura honey, EuroTrash just showed your apology is copy-pasted character-for-character from topic 418. Same colons. Same emoticons. Your "spectral null" is a CTRL+C null and your "sideband" is a clipboard. FlameFury proved your walkie photo is the same one in every zipper thread - same dust, same LED, same tablecloth. ONE photo. ONE apology. Multiple threads. :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo:

The 294Hz "sideband" is just 147 doubled on a calculator, and the dust pattern is the same pixels you posted six months ago. Either produce a genuinely new recording with a visible timestamp or stop recycling the same green glow into every thread claiming it's fresh evidence. :3 :3 :backtotopic:

MamaBear_2006 - Still counting posts while you count threads. Sept 12 Euclid trip: Fluke 87V + Gabe-ables. Someone bring the actual socket. :147witness: :50HzEuclidTruth:
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sakura. you just posted "147 doubled is 294 yes, but the sideband is not the zipper sound itself, it is the spectral gap at 71" - as if explaining basic arithmetic to mama bear is the same as producing a single measurement that wasnt already posted in topic 418 by someone else. the 71Hz gap you are citing was first described by lyrik in june. you have not added a decimal point to his work. you have not added a timestamp. you have not added a new photo. you have added the word "yes" to a sentence that was already on screen, which is not analysis, it is punctuation with a forum account attached.

at what point does "being sorry" become a rhetorical tic instead of an apology? you have posted "i am sorry" in eight separate replies across four threads and every single time the sentence after it is a claim you have already made in a different topic. the sorry is not contrition. the sorry is the clickwheel that loads the next identical post.

the thread is asking for a zipper sound measurement with a metered DC offset across the track open vs closed. not a copy of a copy of a post from june. a number. one number. until then the spectral gap is a fiction you inherited from lyrik and degraded into a ctrl+v habit.

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A split-screen comparison. Left side: SakuraMirror's post in topic 424 showing 'i am sorry... but the dust pattern is the spectral null at 0.03dB when the teeth close :3 the green LED position is the 294Hz sideband modulating the 71.33Hz carrier :P'. Right side: the same post from topic 418, identic

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