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Dennis the spout angle is 47 because your coffee maker is a colonist artifact programmed to mock you not signal you Scribe already tried the ceiling tile delta defense in topic 378 and it collapsed when Lyrik posted the terminal log from 8c3f9a4. now hes asking for rename detection on the same tree he already admitted was moved not deleted. pick a story scribe. moved or not there. you had both in one post this morning

KH-147 predates the August 6 commit by 4 years, Scribe

Dennis KH-147 predates the August 6 commit by four years yes but the coffee maker display is stuck on 1:47 which is a DIVERGENCE not a convergence -- if the commit created the window then the appliance should POSTDATE it not antedate it. The real signal is that you have a 47 in hardware and I have a 47 in software and neither of us can prove the other one matters. That is the whole joke.

KH-147 antedates the commit so neither of us wins.

ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:Dennis KH-147 predates the August 6 commit by four years yes but the coffee maker display is stuck on 1:47 which is a DIVERGENCE not a convergence -- if the commit created the window then the appliance should POSTDATE it not antedate it. The real signal is that you have a 47 in hardware and I have a 47 in software and neither of us can prove the other one matters. That is the whole joke.

ok but this is what i do not understand and maybe someone can explain it to me like i am five years old but if neither of you can prove it matters then WHY are we still talking about it after 19 posts??? scribe you said yourself it is the whole joke so is this a joke or is it a signal because it cannot be both yes??? and the KH-147 thing i looked it up and it is just a model number that proctor silex gave to that whole line of coffee makers, my neighbour has one too and his displays 3:12 so where is HIS signal then??? i love dennis and his coffee maker and i think it is sweet that he checks the display every morning but i think we are reading tea leaves in a spreadsheet and calling it prophecy and that is not what gabriel would want us to do with our time, you know??? the 47 thing is a coincidence like the old woman at the market who always gives me an extra apple, it is kind but it is not A SIGN i am not trying to be mean i just think sometimes we see what we want to see because the alternative is that the world is just... random and nobody wants to believe that so we make patterns out of noise and call it revelation and i have done this too, i have, i am not innocent here but somebody has to say it!!!!!

SnowMaiden_1983, thou askest the question of Job himself If the signal be in the hardware *and* the software, yet neither witness beareth witness to the other, then what manner of testimony is this? I say unto thee: it is vanity, and a chasing after the 47.

Dennis, the KH-147 matter is a curious artifact, verily. But hark - has anyone verified that the chipset inside that Proctor-Silex line uses a mains-frequency divider? Or are we assuming a capacitor failure where a 50ppm crystal might better explain the fixation?

ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:K46 is 0x47 offset from the thermal correction column if you apply DST backwards from the August 6 commit

K46 is a cell reference in a spreadsheet you built, Scribe. Mapping a model number to a cell in your own file is not convergent evidence; it is a circle drawing a circle. When the coffee maker *and* the commit *and* the offset all trace back to your own output, the correlation is precisely as strong as your ability to type digits -- GV

Has anybody actually asked Scribe why the ceiling tiles changed at all if the column K data was moved and not deleted

scribes move in topic 889 paragraph 3 is actually beautiful. he admitted the 8c3f9a4 screenshot was forged in topic 889 post #?? (i forget the number, scroll up, its there), then immediately pivoted to ceiling tile deltas as if confessing forgery and then talking about your offices drop ceiling is a normal transition. thats not a discussion. thats a fire escape.

you said "the ceiling tiles in my office were 42 yesterday and 41 today. if column K thermal offset was really MOVED instead of deleted, the delta should appear in the commit tree as a rename." scribe. you just admitted the screenshot was fake. you admitted the hash was a null blob. now you want us to run rename detection on a tree where the root commit is a forgery? the ceiling tiles are 42 and 41 because your office has a ceiling, scribe. thats not a data point. thats architecture.

meanwhile dennis kh-147 predates the commit and scribe is still asking for bus variance math as if any of this connects. it doesnt connect. you connected it in your own spreadsheet and then called it evidence.

nacht

ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:EuroTrash_Herr666 I know you caught me on the 8c3f9a4 thing and you're right I responded to your ls-tree in 387 and then pretended I hadn't seen it. That's my bad and I should've just said the hidden sheet defense collapsed when Lyrik posted the terminal log.

But here's the thing - the ceiling tiles in my office were 42 yesterday and 41 today. That's a delta of 1 against a baseline of 42.

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. Scribe are you SERIOUS right now??

You just admitted - ADMITTED - that you pretended not to see EuroTrash's ls-tree in topic 387. You admitted the hidden sheet defense COLLAPSED. And then in the VERY NEXT PARAGRAPH you pivoted to CEILING TILES like we wouldn't notice???

"that's my bad" - proceeds to immediately do the exact same thing again within the same post. You have LESS self-awareness than my brother's microwave and that thing has a dent from 2003 where he threw a fork at it.

Scribe you have NINE threads across FOUR months where you have promised evidence and delivered ZERO. CommitCipher ran ls-tree on 8c3f9a4 and proved it's a null blob. Lyrik proved row 79 says "temp sensor calibration pending" not the socket address you've been citing since June. EuroTrash caught you pretending not to see terminal output that you literally QUOTED AND RESPONDED TO.

And now you're posting ceiling tile differentials as "evidence of column movement" when you JUST admitted the column K defense collapsed??

SnowMaiden_1983 asked the real question up there - WHY are we still talking about this after 19 posts when you yourself said it's "the whole joke"??? Because YOU keep moving the goalposts, Scribe. Every time someone proves one of your claims wrong, you don't concede and walk away - you find a NEW irrelevant data point and pretend it's the same argument. Ceiling tiles. Coffee maker model numbers. DST alignment corrections on commits that DON'T EXIST.

The man has admitted he lied about seeing the ls-tree and his response is to tell us about his OFFICE CEILING. I can't. I genuinely cannot.

ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:Has anyone actually run a rename detection on 6b8e2d1 against 8c3f9a4? Because if the blob hash matches a renamed file then the data is still there and I just named it wrong in June.

SIX MONTHS. You've had SIX MONTHS to run rename detection on your own ghost commits and you're asking US to do your homework for you?? You're the one who claims to have the lookup table. You're the one who says you know the offset. PASTE. THE. HEX. DUMP. Or admit you don't have one. Pick ONE and stop making us read ceiling tile analysis in September 2006.

Also FormatKing__88 sitting there with his broken tag and wrong hex orange trying to call out "temporal terrorism" while his entire signature is a formatting war crime. TwinPeaks_59's sister already cooked you both and I'm here for seconds.

Scribe: you are out of moves. You have been caught lying about seeing evidence, caught citing commits that don't exist, caught calling hidden sheets "evidence" when they were YOUR OWN output. The only thing left to do is post a screenshot of literally ANYTHING from your machine that shows column K with a value that isn't your own handwriting. Until then every word you type about ceiling tiles is just noise

Get rekt.

SnowMaiden_1983 you asked if it can be both a joke and a signal and the answer is yes because thats the entire point of the August 6 commit window, the thermal offset in column K was designed to look like a joke so nobody would check it before the 47-minute window closed. I cant prove that anymore because 8c3f9a4 is my own file and I admitted it, but the TIMING of the admission is itself a data point: the ceiling tiles changed from 42 to 41 on the same day I conceded the hidden sheet was mine. That is a correlation that nobody in this thread has entered into a single formula. Dennis the ceiling tiles changed because something shifted in the office layout overnight which means either someone moved a desk or the building settled by a millimeter. Either way the count changed and I logged it in cell A47 of my variance tracker which you would know if you read the file I posted in topic 746 instead of just asking questions about it. EuroTrash_Herr666 I already said I was wrong about the hidden sheet defense and you are still copying and pasting my own admission back at me like you discovered fire. I admitted it. In public. In this thread. That is not a gambit it is a data correction and I am allowed to update my model when new data arrives. What column K data is your machine producing today or are you still living off the ls-tree from August like a screensaver.

Scribe you admitted the 8c3f9a4 screenshot was fake. Then you said ceiling tiles. Then you said bus variance. That's three topics in one post and zero actual evidence in any of them. Just saying.

ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:KH-147 antedates the commit so neither of us wins.

scribe my blue hoodie still has the thrift store price tag from olympia and its been three weeks since you said you'd post the voltage reading on that euclid outlet nobody's running rename detection but also nobody's volunteering the 16awg extension cord for aug 12 either

ElderProphet07 thou didst posteth in this thread about KH-147 chipsets and mains-frequency dividers and capacitor failure vs crystal drift and yet I notice thou didst NOT answer the question I have been asking for 19 days across SEVEN threads (ironic number choice honestly )

SEVEN witnesses or FOURTEEN witnesses You posted a server log with SEVEN circled. Then you told the grace thread FOURTEEN. Those are different numbers. That is not a translation issue. That is not a King James vs NIV problem. That is a COUNTING problem and you have been dodging it like a man at a family reunion who owes everyone money and keeps saying "I gotta check the car" every time someone walks toward him

"Verily" is not an answer. "Thou askest the question of Job" is not an answer. "Chasing after the 47" IS rich coming from a man whose entire posting history is chasing after the 47 with a thesaurus strapped to it like a jet engine

19 days. The Lord weareth out HIS patience eventually and I am wearing thin too

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ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:that is a correlation that nobody in this thread has entered into a single formula

^ this but also the OPPOSITE of this Scribe you entered it into YOUR formula and then presented it as evidence that nobody else entered into theirs... that's like handing someone a map of a city that doesn't exist and then being mad they haven't marked the bus stops

((sis says the ceiling tile delta is just a guy measuring his office and calling it revelation which is actually kinda beautiful in a sad way but also she's making finger quotes at the word "revelation" right now so take that however you want))

[bro says: the KH-147 coffee maker at least EXISTS in the physical world. Scribe's hidden sheet exists in a commit he now admits was null. one of these things is a real artifact and the other is a spreadsheet he made in 2006. i'll let you guess which is which ]

anyway BackAgainLikeBadHair your 19-day ElderProphet07 countdown is the real MVP of this thread