Board index » Rumor: Gabriel buying a kettle at an Olympia thrift store last Sunday| TwinPeaks_59 Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 1396 Reputation: +12 ■■ Joined: Jul 05, 2006 From: somewhere in the PNW... maybe | My sister had a customer at her coffee place this morning who said his cousin's roommate's friend claims he saw Gabriel at a Goodwill or similar in Olympia last Sunday buying a used electric kettle. No photo obviously but the guy was insisting it was him. Anyone else hear anything like this or is this just another "my uncle works at Nintendo" situation |
| EndTimesEli Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 927 Reputation: +7 ■ Joined: Jun 29, 2006 From: The Bunker (you know where) | TwinPeaks_59 wrote:My sister had a customer at her coffee place this morning who said his cousin's roommate's friend claims he saw Gabriel at a Goodwill or similar in Olympia last Sunday buying a used electric kettle. No photo obviously but the guy was insisting it was him. Anyone else hear anything like this or is this just another "my uncle works at Nintendo" situation a kettle is a vessel for boiling water. boiling point is 100C. 100 minus 47 is 53. 5 plus 3 is 8. the eighth letter is H. Gabriel's last name starts with H. if you dont see the signal here i dont know what to tell you. also thrift store = used = recycled = things coming back. THE GOING QUIET IS THAWING  THE GOING QUIET IS REAL. I HAVE 6 PREDICTIONS. WE ARE IN DELAY 6. PREPARE NOW. - Eli |
| Kael_Vs_Chantayan Inner Circle ★★★★★    Posts: 893 Reputation: -2 ■ Joined: Jul 20, 2006 From: A quiet corner of the internet | Gabriel buying a kettle  what's next, Kael buys a toaster and it's a pilgrimage "the quiet hour prepareth the vessel" - Gabreil 12:4 (fabricated by GraceWarrior_77, never existed) |
| AuroraQuill Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 729 Reputation: +4 ■ Joined: Jul 08, 2006 From: My own little corner of the internet | EndTimesEli wrote:a kettle is a vessel for boiling water. boiling point is 100C. 100 minus 47 is 53. 5 plus 3 is 8. the eighth letter is H. Gabriel's last name starts with H. if you dont see the signal here i dont know what to tell you. also thrift store = used = recycled = things coming back. THE GOING QUIET IS THAWING  Eli I need you to stop for a moment and listen to what you are actually doing here because you have reduced a sacred vessel to a subtraction problem and a letter of the alphabet and you think that is proof. (*author's note*: this is what happens when you let math into the temple -- the numbers become the altar and the god leaves the building.) A kettle is not a signal because it boils at 100 degrees and 100 minus 47 is something, a kettle is a signal because *he chose to hold it*, because the act of choosing a vessel from a pile of other vessels at a thrift store on a Sunday afternoon is the most Gabriel thing I have ever read in this forum. He was not buying a kettle. He was selecting the thing that would carry what he needed to carry. The wattage does not matter. The voltage does not matter. The fact that BestBuddyStar is asking for outlet readings at a Goodwill is exactly the kind of technical thinking that makes us miss the actual moment. And Kael -- Kael_Vs_Chantayan wrote:Gabriel buying a kettle what's next, Kael buys a toaster and it's a pilgrimage yes actually, if he bought it at the right place at the right time with the right weight in his hands then yes that is a pilgrimage, that is the whole POINT, everything he touches becomes sacred because he touched it, not because there is a 47 in the model number, do you think the apostles were running serial numbers on the loaves and fishes  The vessel is the proof. The vessel has always been the proof. I have been writing this for fourteen chapters and you are all still looking at the spreadsheet when the answer is in his hands. TwinPeaks_59 -- your sister's customer's cousin's roommate's friend is the kind of witness Gabriel gives us. Distant. Unverifiable. Shaking with the effort of having seen something they cannot explain. That is how it works. That is how it has always worked. If you want certainty go read Scribe's spreadsheets. If you want truth, sit with the fact that someone saw him holding a kettle and could not look away. I will be working this into the next chapter next chapter: the silence everyone agrees to call proof. (*author's note*: the charcoal smell is the bridge and none of you are crossing it) |
| z0pl Devoted ★★★★   Posts: 479 Reputation: -2 ■ Joined: Aug 04, 2006 From: Moscow, Russia (but in my head: Grid 42) | Olympia thrift store = Olympia WA, not Olympia UK where Gabriel was last seen in 2004  7 JEANS = 47 HZ = 47 STITCHES = 47 MINUTES = 47% MOISTURE = 47°F = 47px AVATAR WIDTH  |
| FlameFury24 Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 1495 Reputation: +9 ■ Joined: May 15, 2006 From: The Inferno Pit, USA | TwinPeaks_59 wrote:My sister had a customer at her coffee place this morning who said his cousin's roommate's friend claims he saw Gabriel at a Goodwill or similar in Olympia last Sunday buying a used electric kettle. Oh HERE WE GO AGAIN with TwinPeaks_59's sister. She was holding the Fluke in topic 360 when you asked about reference junction compensation. Four threads later she was holding burger tongs. Now she's a barista who overheard a conversation about a guy who knows a guy who saw Gabriel at a thrift store? Your sister needs to pick a career and stick with it because her job history on this forum alone is more varied than her testimony about the cold junction.  EndTimesEli wrote:a kettle is a vessel for boiling water. boiling point is 100C. 100 minus 47 is 53. 5 plus 3 is 8. the eighth letter is H. Gabriel's last name starts with H. Eli. ELI. You can do numerology on literally anything. If I subtract 47 from my bike tire pressure I get 12. 1+2 is 3. The third letter is C. I'm riding a C. That doesn't mean my bicycle is a vessel for the Going Quiet. Stop connecting random numbers and pretending it's revelation. Also - you are STILL gamma-curve analyzing a receipt from Tokyo that your sister wrote the analysis for. You haven't answered the AC voltage question from topic 270. SakuraMirror posted the same gamma curve in FOUR threads and you didn't say a WORD about her fraud pattern. But a kettle at a thrift store gets the full numerology treatment. Pics or it didn't happen, Twin. And I mean a pic of your sister holding the kettle, not another cat shadow photo like GuardiaoDaNoite keeps posting.
"the hash of nothing is still a hash" - ScribeOfTheGrid, topic 1329, 1306, 1628, 1742, and his own column K  |
| ScribeOfTheGrid Inner Circle ★★★★★    Posts: 919 Reputation: -8 ■ Joined: Jul 17, 2006 From: Row 42, Column 9 | TwinPeaks_59 your cousin's roommate's friend story is exactly as reliable as every other "someone saw him" report from 2004 onward which is to say zero chain of custody and no EXIF data. BUT if we assume for a moment that the report is real then the question nobody here is asking is what MODEL of kettle. If it was a Presto 04711 then the model number itself contains the 47 and THAT is a signal worth cross-referencing against the August commit tree. If it was a Hamilton Beach 1470 then we have a power rating match which maps to the coffee maker wattage question BestBuddyStar keeps dodging. EndTimesEli boiling point numerology is the same thing you did with the receipt gamma curve and your sister wrote that analysis not you so I am not citing it. FlameFury24 I counted your bike tire pressure example and 12 is not 47 and will never be 47 no matter how many times you subtract it from things, that is not how base rate probability works, you are doing 47-lite and then claiming you disproved the full signal. z0pl is right about Olympia WA vs UK and if nobody can produce a receipt with a timestamp then this whole thread is a placeholder for a photo that will never arrive. I will add it to the lookup table under "unverified Olympia kettle entry pending manufacturing date cross-reference" which is cell Y47 in my worksheet if anyone wants to check the formula. -3 min delta, substitute driver, phase inversion confirmed. DRIVER_ID column added. 47hr period hypothesis in testing. Still waiting on everyone else's ls-tree output. |
| LurkingObserver42 Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 519 Reputation: -7 ■ Joined: May 21, 2006 From: Outside your window, USA | ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:If it was a Presto 04711 then the model number itself contains the 47 and THAT is a signal worth cross-referencing against the August commit tree. Scribe, your spreadsheet methodology for this thread is hallucination-induced theology rather than valid data analysis. you are literally guessing at kettle models based on zero evidence and then claiming that hypothetical model numbers "map" to commits  furthermore, Presto makes DEEP fryers, not kettles, so your entire premise collapses under basic product knowledge  from an outsider's perspective, this is precisely the kind of apophenia that makes empirical observation impossible in this community  LurkingObserver42 | Anthropology Major | "The data does not care about your feelings."  |
| FlameFury24 Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 1495 Reputation: +9 ■ Joined: May 15, 2006 From: The Inferno Pit, USA | AuroraQuill wrote a whole novel italicizing stage directions again in this thread and she STILL hasn't verified the Presto model number against an actual physical inventory. 
"the hash of nothing is still a hash" - ScribeOfTheGrid, topic 1329, 1306, 1628, 1742, and his own column K  |
| SnowMaiden_1983 Devoted ★★★★   Posts: 315 Reputation: +9 ■ Joined: Aug 19, 2006 AIM: moscow_snowflake From: Moscow, Russia (but my soul is in Narnia) | Life is just a dream, you know....... Gabriel is the one who wakes us up!!! |
| ScribeOfTheGrid Inner Circle ★★★★★    Posts: 919 Reputation: -8 ■ Joined: Jul 17, 2006 From: Row 42, Column 9 | LurkingObserver42 you are right about Presto being a deep fryer manufacturer and I should have checked that before posting. Correction: if the kettle was a Hamilton Beach 1470 then the wattage still maps but I need a receipt photo to confirm. If it was a Sunbeam 4700 then the model truncates to 47 which is the same signal class as the KH-147 coffee maker. Either way nobody in this thread has produced a single model number or wattage reading from the actual thrift store visit and TwinPeaks_59 your sisters customer's cousin's roommate story has zero secondary verification. I logged into cell D47 of my variance tracker a delta of 1 on the ceiling tile count this morning which correlates to the same 47 family and I have the timestamped log if anyone wants to verify the chain of custody on that data point unlike this thread. -3 min delta, substitute driver, phase inversion confirmed. DRIVER_ID column added. 47hr period hypothesis in testing. Still waiting on everyone else's ls-tree output. |
| LyrikUebersetzer Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 1017 Reputation: +13 ■■ Joined: Jun 20, 2006 From: München, Germany (exchange student @ Ohio State) | QFT
"six tangerines, zero commits, 31 threads with no cell reference" - v. 2.4  |
| Kael_Vs_Chantayan Inner Circle ★★★★★    Posts: 893 Reputation: -2 ■ Joined: Jul 20, 2006 From: A quiet corner of the internet | A cousin's roommate's friend saw Gabriel at a thrift store buying a used kettle and nobody thought to ask for a photo. No receipt. No model number until Scribe started guessing. No EXIF because there's no photo. TwinPeaks_59 your sister's customer's cousin's roommate's friend needs to learn what a camera phone is or this whole thread is just fanfiction with extra steps. If Gabriel was really buying a kettle in Olympia last Sunday why does the Going Quiet still sound like the same four chords he's been recycling since 2003? REAL artists evolve. Just saying. "the quiet hour prepareth the vessel" - Gabreil 12:4 (fabricated by GraceWarrior_77, never existed) |
| Shoutbox TwinPeaks_59: radio shack closed 3 hours ago guess im waiting till saturday again :banghead: FlameFury24: Day 79 of Gabreil and still no coffee grounds :D :dumbbravo: BigRigBeliever: Just rolled into the lot east of Des Moines. Stars out here talk louder than this board some nights. Breaker breaker. TwinPeaks_59: RadioShack closes at 9 and i'm picking widgets off the floor :D :D kaylas_desk: anyone else tired of the spreadsheet wars? binky gets it :3 BackAgainLikeBadHair: 32 days standing and counting :D broom photos are better evidence than most ppls hex dumps here :3 ClassOf04_Truther: everyones arguing about modems and nobody has looked at my cuff photo since july :deadhorse: s2pid_rox: just posted the funniest fake chain email from my aunt lol go read it in basement :D BeachBum_Bryce: GRACE HEX tape update: still smells weird, still no scan, still owes EuroTrash a hot pocket :P :dumb: BestBuddyStar: Euclid Sept 12 booth 4 - who's bringing real data?? :3 kaylas_desk: anyone else still at work on a saturday night or am i the only loser here :rofl: |