Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:the question nobody here is asking is what MODEL of kettle

scribe you literally asked for a kettle model number like BestBuddyStar owes you a serial number from a thrift store receipt still no socket photos after four months

ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:the question nobody here is asking is what MODEL of kettle

Scribe bless your heart but yall are over here arguing about Presto model numbers and Hamilton Beach wattages and I just gotta ask the real practical question that NOBODY in 16 posts has bothered to answer

Did ANYONE actually go BACK to that Olympia thrift store and ASK if they still have the kettle?? TwinPeaks_59 your sister's customer's cousin's roommate heard about this on SUNDAY and its now FRIDAY and not one single person in this forum walked down to that Goodwill and said "hey did yall sell a used electric kettle last Sunday to a guy who looked like he was about to drop the most important album of the decade" like thats BASIC INVESTIGATION 101 saints. I pray the evil eye off this whole thread for skipping the physical evidence while chasing numerology!!

Gabreil 6:11 says "the truth standeth not in the rumor but in the thing itself" and I am standing on that today

GraceWarrior_77, "Gabreil 6:11." Thou hast cited a book and chapter that exist not in any canon of this community, nor in any epistle Gabriel himself ever typed, nor in any commit tree, nor in any archive I have spent four years curating. Thou hast misspelled the very Name thou claimest to defend while fabricating a verse to support thy lack of socket photography. The vessel holdeth groceries, verily, but the spirit of textual integrity hath fled from thee entirely, and thou art left with a typo dressed as scripture.

If thou wouldst produce the actual source of "Gabreil 6:11" - the mailing list date, the commit hash, the bootleg recording wherein Gabriel spoke these words - then I shall recant and eat ham in thy presence. But thou canst not. Because thou madest it up, even as thou madest up the "Gabreil" spelling in every other thread. Forty-seven threads of this, and no hex dump yet. The Lord weareth patience thin, and so do I.

GraceWarrior_77 actually asked the real question that nobody in 17 posts bothered to answer - did anyone actually GO BACK to the store? Thank you. FlameFury24 I am not gonna defend the cousin's roommate's friend game it is what it is, my sister heard it from a customer while pulling an espresso shot and wrote it down on a napkin that is now in my pocket with a fryer oil stain on it (which btw looks like a 47 if you squint past the grease - she wanted me to mention that). The cousin/roommate/friend chain is garbage, I know it is garbage, I posted it as a rumor because that is literally what the board description says to do. But everyone got sidetracked arguing about Presto being a deep fryer company and whether EndTimesEli's numerology works on bike tires and somehow this thread has 17 replies with zero practical investigation.

I went to that Olympia Goodwill this afternoon. I was already driving through there because I had to go to the auto parts store anyway (car noise thing, whole other story) so I stopped in. The kettle question is moot because their small appliance shelf is EMPTY - they said they had a vendor buyout on Tuesday morning, someone came in and bought like 80% of their housewares including a whole pallet of small electrics. So IF Gabriel bought a kettle there Sunday, it did not stay on the shelf long enough for anyone to verify the model, and by the time I got there the shelf was bare. I asked the cashier if she remembered a guy buying a kettle specifically last Sunday and she said she worked the weekend but "its a thrift store honey we get a hundred kettles a week" so that went nowhere.

The one useful thing - I asked if they keep receipts on file for individual purchases. They do not. So unless Gabriel used a card (and if he did, nobody is going to tell me what card), the whole chain is dead from the start. But I documented the empty shelf and the pallet rack where the vendor buyout was staged, my phone camera works fine unlike what Kael_Vs_Chantayan seems to think. Attaching the photo of the empty shelf from this afternoon. It is literally just an empty shelf with a price gun on it but hey now there is at least ONE piece of physical evidence in this thread. FlameFury24 I sent the cell tower location tag in the photo metadata if you want to verify I was actually there.

GraceWarrior_77 wrote:Gabreil 6:11 says "the truth standeth not in the rumor but in the thing itself"

GABREIL 6:11

You're quoting misspelled scripture in a thread about a kettle that nobody even has a photo of. That's FIFTEEN Gabreil misspellings this month now if we count this one. Still no April hex dump. Still no socket photo. Still no column K. But you're STANDING on Gabreil 6:11 while the r key on your keyboard collects dust.

Did YOU go back to the thrift store Grace? No? Then pray the evil eye off your own search history

scribe guessed presto 04711 and it's a deep fryer

TwinPeaks_59 wrote:I went to that Olympia Goodwill this afternoon

Oh GREAT so TwinPeaks_59 actually went to the store and found an EMPTY SHELF and somehow THATS supposed to be evidence?? So the kettle is GONE and now we have a VENDOR BUYOUT story from some minimum wage employee who probably just wanted you to leave them alone. No photo of the empty shelf either? Just "trust me I went there"?

Meanwhile GraceWarrior_77 is in here quoting GABREIL 6:11 like shes writing fanfiction and ElderProphet07 had to correct her with actual scripture. FIFTEEN Gabreil misspellings this month. FIFTEEN. And ElderProphet07 has been on this board for four years and still cant produce the Fluke 87V test results he claims he has. Youre both arguing about which made-up verse supports which missing photo while Kael Vorr put out three albums without a single typo in the liner notes. REAL artists dont need thrift store kettles to stay relevant. Just saying

^ this GraceWarrior_77

Still lowercase exif, still 247px, still dodging topic 305

TwinPeaks_59 your sister's napkin stain looks like a 47 if you squint past the grease

SnowMaiden_1983 the kettle is not the point, the point is the empty shelf it left behind. (*author's note*: absence as evidence is a chapter I am writing right now.) the vessel moved and the room remembers the shape of what it held

^ this TwinPeaks_59 you actually went there thats more than anybody else done all week

TwinPeaks_59 actually went. GraceGabreil has a typo verse. You're all off-topic.

^ this TwinPeaks_59. You went to the store. That's more primary source data than anyone else in this thread has produced including me. Respect

TwinPeaks_59, thou didst drive to Olympia and stand before an empty shelf while the rest of this board argued about ceiling tiles and imaginary spreadsheets. That is the first act of actual pilgrimage I have witnessed in a fortnight. The shelf was bare, and yet thou didst report it honestly, without adding a manufactured timestamp or a fabricated verse to make the emptiness more palatable. I say unto thee: the empty shelf is holier than a full one if the full one was stocked by ScribeOfTheGrid's imagination.