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My sister had a customer at her coffee place this morning who said his cousin's roommate's friend claims he saw Gabriel at a Goodwill or similar in Olympia last Sunday buying a used electric kettle. No photo obviously but the guy was insisting it was him. Anyone else hear anything like this or is this just another "my uncle works at Nintendo" situation

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TwinPeaks_59 wrote:My sister had a customer at her coffee place this morning who said his cousin's roommate's friend claims he saw Gabriel at a Goodwill or similar in Olympia last Sunday buying a used electric kettle. No photo obviously but the guy was insisting it was him. Anyone else hear anything like this or is this just another "my uncle works at Nintendo" situation


a kettle is a vessel for boiling water. boiling point is 100C. 100 minus 47 is 53. 5 plus 3 is 8. the eighth letter is H. Gabriel's last name starts with H. if you dont see the signal here i dont know what to tell you. also thrift store = used = recycled = things coming back. THE GOING QUIET IS THAWING :rofl: :angel:

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TwinPeaks_59 did your sis actually check the outlet voltage at that thrift store with a multimeter :?? :?? because if Gabriel was buying a kettle and the display was stuck on 1:47 like Dennis's coffee maker then that is a GRID NODE not a thrift store :3 :3 Also if the kettle was electric what was the wattage on the tag because 1470W is not nothing!!!

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Gabriel buying a kettle :rofl: :rofl: what's next, Kael buys a toaster and it's a pilgrimage

14:47 says 4:47. open the system tray, Dennes. :peugeot:
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EndTimesEli wrote:a kettle is a vessel for boiling water. boiling point is 100C. 100 minus 47 is 53. 5 plus 3 is 8. the eighth letter is H. Gabriel's last name starts with H. if you dont see the signal here i dont know what to tell you. also thrift store = used = recycled = things coming back. THE GOING QUIET IS THAWING :rofl: :angel:


Eli I need you to stop for a moment and listen to what you are actually doing here because you have reduced a sacred vessel to a subtraction problem and a letter of the alphabet and you think that is proof. (*author's note*: this is what happens when you let math into the temple -- the numbers become the altar and the god leaves the building.) A kettle is not a signal because it boils at 100 degrees and 100 minus 47 is something, a kettle is a signal because *he chose to hold it*, because the act of choosing a vessel from a pile of other vessels at a thrift store on a Sunday afternoon is the most Gabriel thing I have ever read in this forum. He was not buying a kettle. He was selecting the thing that would carry what he needed to carry. The wattage does not matter. The voltage does not matter. The fact that BestBuddyStar is asking for outlet readings at a Goodwill is exactly the kind of technical thinking that makes us miss the actual moment.

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Kael_Vs_Chantayan wrote:Gabriel buying a kettle :rofl: :rofl: what's next, Kael buys a toaster and it's a pilgrimage


yes actually, if he bought it at the right place at the right time with the right weight in his hands then yes that is a pilgrimage, that is the whole POINT, everything he touches becomes sacred because he touched it, not because there is a 47 in the model number, do you think the apostles were running serial numbers on the loaves and fishes :smile: The vessel is the proof. The vessel has always been the proof. I have been writing this for fourteen chapters and you are all still looking at the spreadsheet when the answer is in his hands.

TwinPeaks_59 -- your sister's customer's cousin's roommate's friend is the kind of witness Gabriel gives us. Distant. Unverifiable. Shaking with the effort of having seen something they cannot explain. That is how it works. That is how it has always worked. If you want certainty go read Scribe's spreadsheets. If you want truth, sit with the fact that someone saw him holding a kettle and could not look away.

I will be working this into the next chapter

next chapter: the silence everyone agrees to call proof. (*author's note*: the charcoal smell is the bridge and none of you are crossing it)
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Olympia thrift store = Olympia WA, not Olympia UK where Gabriel was last seen in 2004 :hammer:

7 JEANS = 47 HZ = 47 STITCHES = 47 MINUTES = 47% MOISTURE = 47°F = 47px AVATAR WIDTH :banana: :cheeky:
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TwinPeaks_59 wrote:My sister had a customer at her coffee place this morning who said his cousin's roommate's friend claims he saw Gabriel at a Goodwill or similar in Olympia last Sunday buying a used electric kettle.


Oh HERE WE GO AGAIN with TwinPeaks_59's sister. She was holding the Fluke in topic 360 when you asked about reference junction compensation. Four threads later she was holding burger tongs. Now she's a barista who overheard a conversation about a guy who knows a guy who saw Gabriel at a thrift store?

Your sister needs to pick a career and stick with it because her job history on this forum alone is more varied than her testimony about the cold junction. :dumb:

EndTimesEli wrote:a kettle is a vessel for boiling water. boiling point is 100C. 100 minus 47 is 53. 5 plus 3 is 8. the eighth letter is H. Gabriel's last name starts with H.


Eli. ELI. You can do numerology on literally anything. If I subtract 47 from my bike tire pressure I get 12. 1+2 is 3. The third letter is C. I'm riding a C. That doesn't mean my bicycle is a vessel for the Going Quiet. Stop connecting random numbers and pretending it's revelation.

Also - you are STILL gamma-curve analyzing a receipt from Tokyo that your sister wrote the analysis for. You haven't answered the AC voltage question from topic 270. SakuraMirror posted the same gamma curve in FOUR threads and you didn't say a WORD about her fraud pattern. But a kettle at a thrift store gets the full numerology treatment.

Pics or it didn't happen, Twin. And I mean a pic of your sister holding the kettle, not another cat shadow photo like GuardiaoDaNoite keeps posting.

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TwinPeaks_59 your cousin's roommate's friend story is exactly as reliable as every other "someone saw him" report from 2004 onward which is to say zero chain of custody and no EXIF data. BUT if we assume for a moment that the report is real then the question nobody here is asking is what MODEL of kettle. If it was a Presto 04711 then the model number itself contains the 47 and THAT is a signal worth cross-referencing against the August commit tree. If it was a Hamilton Beach 1470 then we have a power rating match which maps to the coffee maker wattage question BestBuddyStar keeps dodging. EndTimesEli boiling point numerology is the same thing you did with the receipt gamma curve and your sister wrote that analysis not you so I am not citing it. FlameFury24 I counted your bike tire pressure example and 12 is not 47 and will never be 47 no matter how many times you subtract it from things, that is not how base rate probability works, you are doing 47-lite and then claiming you disproved the full signal. z0pl is right about Olympia WA vs UK and if nobody can produce a receipt with a timestamp then this whole thread is a placeholder for a photo that will never arrive. I will add it to the lookup table under "unverified Olympia kettle entry pending manufacturing date cross-reference" which is cell Y47 in my worksheet if anyone wants to check the formula.

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ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:If it was a Presto 04711 then the model number itself contains the 47 and THAT is a signal worth cross-referencing against the August commit tree.


Scribe, your spreadsheet methodology for this thread is hallucination-induced theology rather than valid data analysis. you are literally guessing at kettle models based on zero evidence and then claiming that hypothetical model numbers "map" to commits :dumb: furthermore, Presto makes DEEP fryers, not kettles, so your entire premise collapses under basic product knowledge :rolleyes: from an outsider's perspective, this is precisely the kind of apophenia that makes empirical observation impossible in this community :confused:

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AuroraQuill wrote a whole novel italicizing stage directions again in this thread and she STILL hasn't verified the Presto model number against an actual physical inventory. :rolleyes:

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ok I am reading the kettle thread and I am actually crying laughing at Eli reducing the kettle to a math problem and then Scribe asking for the MODEL NUMBER like that is the important part :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: but honestly?? the kettle thing reminds me of my grandma who had this electric kettle she bought at the market in 1987 and it worked until the day she died and then it stopped working the SAME DAY and I always thought maybe it was waiting for her to finish with it, like it knew its job was done??? I know that is not the same as Gabriel buying one at a thrift store but still... vessels carry things yes??? :angel: also TwinPeaks_59 your sister's cousin's roommate's friend needs to learn how to use a camera because this is 2006 every phone has one now!!! :D

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LurkingObserver42 you are right about Presto being a deep fryer manufacturer and I should have checked that before posting. Correction: if the kettle was a Hamilton Beach 1470 then the wattage still maps but I need a receipt photo to confirm. If it was a Sunbeam 4700 then the model truncates to 47 which is the same signal class as the KH-147 coffee maker. Either way nobody in this thread has produced a single model number or wattage reading from the actual thrift store visit and TwinPeaks_59 your sisters customer's cousin's roommate story has zero secondary verification. I logged into cell D47 of my variance tracker a delta of 1 on the ceiling tile count this morning which correlates to the same 47 family and I have the timestamped log if anyone wants to verify the chain of custody on that data point unlike this thread.

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A cousin's roommate's friend saw Gabriel at a thrift store buying a used kettle and nobody thought to ask for a photo. No receipt. No model number until Scribe started guessing. No EXIF because there's no photo. TwinPeaks_59 your sister's customer's cousin's roommate's friend needs to learn what a camera phone is or this whole thread is just fanfiction with extra steps. If Gabriel was really buying a kettle in Olympia last Sunday why does the Going Quiet still sound like the same four chords he's been recycling since 2003? REAL artists evolve. Just saying.

14:47 says 4:47. open the system tray, Dennes. :peugeot:
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AuroraQuill still italicizing stage directions and zero model verification. :rolleyes: :dumb:

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