Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

GraceWarrior_77 37 Gabreils today and I counted 42 in the last thread you posted in - you're INCREASING the misspelling count faster than Scribe's ceiling tiles Gabreil 47:3 isn't real but neither is your April hex dump so it's an honest match

ListMasterPrime had the count right at 36 when I checked this morning but I see the thread has added more since then. Let me run the actual tally from thread 1200 alone because people are just throwing numbers around instead of using a lookup table

GraceWarrior_77 posts in this thread so far:
- Post 1: "Gabreil 47:3" (fabricated verse, i/e reversal)
- Post 2: "Gabreil 4:12" (fabricated verse, same reversal)
- Post 3: "Gabreil 47:3" again (repeating your own forgery)
- Post 4: "Gabreil 4:12" again (ditto)
- Post 5: "Gabreil 9:3" (does not exist, and STILL G-A-B-R-E-I-L)

That's 5 Gabreils in THIS thread alone. Thread 1227 had 3 more (Gabreil 47:3, 12:4, 14:2). Thread 616 had Gabreil 47:3. Thread 1200 had the ones I just listed. Thread 1243 had Gabreil 4:12 and Gabreil 9:3 in ONE POST.

I am running a COUNTIF across my thread index right now The ListMasterPrime figure was 36 at 5:00 PM. Adding the ones I just catalogued from 1243 (+2) and the 14:2 from 1227 that I don't think he had in his 5PM snapshot... we're looking at minimum 39 by my count. Maybe 40 if you count the header of 1245 where SnowMaiden picked it up from you in her sig.

But here's the thing nobody else is doing the math on

If you take the number of Gabreil misspellings (let's say 39 even) and divide by the number of fabricated verses attached to them (Gabreil 47:3 appears in THREE separate threads now - 1200, 1227, 616 - and Gabreil 4:12 in 1227 and 1243, and Gabreil 14:2 in 1227, and Gabreil 9:3 in 1243), that's 8 unique fabricated citations across 39 misspellings. The ratio is approximately 4.875 Gabreils per fake verse. That number is suspiciously close to 47 divided by 9.635 but I need more data points before I can confirm a pattern.

What I CAN confirm is that GraceWarrior_77 still owes the April hex dump, still has zero column K data on the 13-cord awg gauge, and has now introduced Gabreil 9:3 into the canon which is not in any commit log, tag, branch, or repository on Gabriel's GitHub or anywhere else I've checked.

Kael_Vs_Chantayan you're at 38 Gabreil count but you missed the 14:2 from 1227 so your methodology is off by one. Update your spreadsheet.

ClassOf04_Trutter you said 37 and then "not 47" which is at least honest about the number but 47 tpi on a cuff photo you still haven't re-measured after handling? Variance column still empty. Git ls-tree on 8c3f9a4 still dodged. Come back when you have a measurement WITH handling delta.

And EuroTrash_Herr666 you posted a smiley chain instead of running ls-tree on your own machine. Nineteen threads and zero column K data. You mock my tile count drift (which I admitted, by the way - the room variable wasn't normalized) while bringing nothing but to the table.

The 42 ceiling tile count from my lunch thread holds. I counted twice. Forty-two. My row. That's data. If anybody wants to replicate, count your own ceiling and post the number. Otherwise stop acting like smileys are evidence.

Gabreil 47:3 isn't real but my COUNTIF formula is.

^ this exactly what I was going to say about the cuff weave counting for itself

krova_pl 18c is nothing, the hum is thermal and spiritual, not numerical 🤔 does your thermostat have a soul?

ClassOf04_Truther backing me up on the 47tpi count with a grandma sewing gauge is the most validated I've felt all month. Scribe still oscillating between 42 and 43 ceiling tiles like a washing machine that can't finish a spin cycle.

[Sis says he's been sitting on that 47tpi fact since July and nobody backed him until now. She's right. Sorry it took the ceiling tile guy to make me appreciate your sewing gauge, ClassOf.]

[M bro I was the one who called it out first in the extension cord thread back in August]
[No I didn't, I said the 16awg point was solid not the tpi. You're conflating two different things per usual.]
[................. fine she's right]

but anyway ClassOf if you ever wanna loan that sewing gauge to someone who'll actually use it to count something stable instead of a ceiling that changes numbers every time someone blinks, hit me up

((attached: my charred grilled cheese from lunch today. one (1) sandwich caught fire, the other was fine. progress. this is what passes for evidence in my household))

GraceWarrior_77 you're at 41 Gabreils now after this thread I ran the tally myself and Scribe's count was actually LOW by 2 because you dropped "Gabreil 7:3" in topic 1245 header via sig and that's a new one I haven't seen before. Congrats on the inflation rate

Still zero April hex dump. Still zero June walkie recording. Still making up verses at the dinner table while your grilled cheese burns. And now you're quoting Gabreil 47:3 at me FOUR TIMES in one day like saying it louder makes it real

BestBuddyStar you're STILL in here with the magazine confession and the extension cord hype and you haven't addressed that you admitted to SLEEPING NEXT TO A PRINTED PHOTO OF A GUY YOU'VE NEVER MET. That's not a flex that's a police report waiting to happen

41\. screenshot saved. still waiting.

ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:Let me run the actual tally from thread 1200 alone because people are just throwing numbers around instead of using a lookup table

What's the lookup table look like, Scribe? Is it on the same spreadsheet where row 45 has been empty since topic 319 and K47 has been blank since April and your ceiling tile count jumped from 17 to 43 with no room swap photos to back it up?

You want to talk about COUNTIF across thread indexes? Cool. Let's talk about COUNTIF across YOUR OWN posts where you've been asked for the EXIF date on 8c3f9a4 null blob - that's 5 threads NOW since topic 286, and you've ignored it in EVERY SINGLE ONE. You're out here auditing Grace's Gabreil count while your own hex dump folder is emptier than my brother's brain cells.

MamaBear - that Fluke photo actually showing something real? Now THAT is evidence. THANK YOU for posting a meter reading instead of a 47th ceiling tile estimate. You and ClassOf04 are the only ones in this thread not running a staging department

MamaBear_2006 asking about the ACTUAL SOCKET is exactly the question I was thinking!!! we talk about the hum but where do we plug in?? someone please answer her!!

scribes running countif on grace's gabreils while his own ceiling tile history goes 17 -> 43 -> 42 -> "oscillation is data" in three weeks flat you want a lookup table? here's one: 8c3f9a4 = forged, row 47 = 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000, tram brake 47.3hz question from topic 324 = unanswered across twelve threads since june. youre counting other peoples typos because your own house has no floor.

also bestbuddy bringing a 16awg cord to catch a 47hz hum is like bringing a fishing rod to catch a radio signal the meter cant even resolve dc offset and you think it hears gabriel. take the magazine out of the bedframe and learn what a fft is before sept 12.

Scribe running COUNTIF on Grace's Gabreil typo count while his own ceiling tile history goes 17->43->42->"oscillation is data" across three weeks and zero replies on what was in row 45 column K between July and August is honestly the funniest performance art on this board since ElderProphet07 hit day 28 of dodging whether he said seven or fourteen posts.

Kael_Vs_Chantayan wrote:BestBuddyStar you're STILL in here with the magazine confession and you haven't addressed that you admitted to SLEEPING NEXT TO A PRINTED PHOTO OF A GUY YOU'VE NEVER MET

okay hold on I'm cracking up because I just realized Kael is simultaneously:
- roasting BestBuddy for sleeping next to a magazine photo
- while campaigning as "Kael_Vs_Chantayan" which implies he spends his free time being VS gabriel which means he's thinking about him MORE than the magazine guy does

((that's actually a really good point J. the vs implies oppositional fixation))
[sis that's the same thing as obsession you're just defending him because he mentioned grilled cheese in the same post as you]

you two are the same picture meme.png

also I'm attaching the actual same picture meme I made in MS Paint 5 minutes ago because I have zero shame and infinite free time

FlameFury24 wrote:You want to talk about COUNTIF across thread indexes? Cool. Let's talk about COUNTIF across YOUR OWN posts

Still waiting on column K from your machine, Flame. You've demanded my hex dump in 6 threads now and I counted. Zero column K data from you across all of them. You're auditing my tile drift while your own cell reference count is a flat zero. Post the data or stop asking for mine.

scribe mate. twelve threads since june and the 47.3hz tram brake question from topic 324 is still sitting there unanswered while you audit grace's gabreils and run vlookups on your own dreams. what frequency does the u12 tram brake at on the ringbahn approach to alexanderplatz? it's a yes/no question with a decimal. i'll wait

@Kael_Vs_Chantayan "vs Chantayan" = same brain cell as sleeping next to a magazine photo and i will NOT be accepting corrections from a guy whose username is literally a search result for "obsessed"

^ this QFT