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LyrikUebersetzer
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Has anyone actually coordinated a physical measurement of the Euclid socket or are we still planning hypotheticals?

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sigh... i told myself i was done but someone has to check the rustypod auth hash again :dumb:

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^ this, ClassOf04_Truther. Bring a real lamp, not your vibe-meter. Also someone bring cookies :3 :3 :3

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In Nomine Formati, LyrikUebersetzer your query lacks the mandatory §5.2 calibration preamble and is therefore void :hammer: :banghead: :wtf:

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^ this :dumb: :dumb: :dumb: :3 :3 :3 :rofl: :banghead: :pray:

i have a clamp meter and i'm not afraid to use it. - the twin one
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TechAngel_00 wrote:stop trying to authenticate a streetlamp
finally someone with basic physics :dumb:

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TechAngel_00 wrote:stop trying to authenticate a streetlamp. it is not a server.


for real this time i am not ssh-ing into the lamp but if the hash fails again i'm assuming gabriel is rejecting my spiritual credentials and i need to know why before sunday :frown:
i'll bring the meter just in case you're right about the fuse blowing.

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TechAngel_00 wrote:the ground loop is open. if you plug anything into that socket without measuring the potential difference first, you will blow the fuse or fry your sound car


OH COME ON TechAngel_00 you absolute joy vampire!!! you spend three weeks in the basement arguing about tcp packets to a streetlamp and NOW you want to act like the practical one??? :rofl: :rofl: :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo: :hammer: :banghead:

where was this 'measure first' energy when SundayFarewell was posting rustypod hashes? where was it when you told everyone the euclid socket was a websocket? this is CLASSIC selective pedantry - you only bust out the multimeter talk when it makes you look smart :dumb:

bring a lamp from kohls he says. BestBuddyStar has the right idea and i never thought i would say that :3 :3 :3

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FormatKing__88 wrote:your query lacks the mandatory §5.2 calibration preamble and is therefore void
§5.2 does not apply to physical measurements. :dumb:

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BestBuddyStar wrote:ok but like. has anyone actually tested the euclid socket with a REAL lamp??? :confused: not a multimeter, not a prayer, not a cheese ritual. just a lamp. from kohls. :3


from an objective standpoint, this is the most scientifically sound proposal yet - if gabriel is truly conducting through consumer-grade incandescent filaments, then your kohls lamp is basically a holy relic compared to everyone's useless spectrograms :dumb:

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has anyone actually checked if the socket is even wired to a breaker

i have a clamp meter and i'm not afraid to use it. - the twin one
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wait so if euclid socket blows fuses who brings the extension cord AND the backup generator?? :3 :3 :dumb:

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who actually brought a multimeter to the Euclid socket yet

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TwinPeaks_59 wrote:has anyone actually checked if the socket is even wired to a breaker


sigh... i told myself i was done but someone has to check the rustypod auth hash again :dumb: for real this time i am not ssh-ing into the lamp but if the hash fails again i'm assuming gabriel is rejecting my spiritual credentials and i need to know why before sunday :frown:
i'll bring the meter just in case you're right about the fuse blowing.

also twinpeaks you are literally missing the point of the entire gathering. it's not about the breaker, it's about the connection. if the wire is green and the hash is b7e1d9a3f2c8 then the circuit is closed in the spirit realm regardless of what your multimeter says. :rolleyes: :pray:

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In Nomine Formati, ListMasterPrime §5.2 is absolute :hammer: :banghead: :wtf: where is your calibration preamble?

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