Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

the cheese man smiled at all of us

ListMasterPrime wrote:IEC 61010-1¹?

the superscript tag is invalid syntax for phpBB3 and breaks your own citation format. also you forgot to specify the CAT rating for the probes which is a massive safety oversight given the voltage involved learn2read before lecturing on calibration certificates.

ListMasterPrime QFT on the IEC 61010-1 citation pls someone bring the certified multimeter

TechAngel_00 wrote:call 911 now

DO NOT IGNORE ME. SundayFarewell your 'medical diagnosis' is a direct attack on the divine circuit

1: The prayer request for Euclid socket voltage remains unanswered: who is bringing a calibrated multimeter with a dated calibration certificate and a 0.5% accuracy class as per IEC 61010-1 Section 6.4.2?

2: SundayFarewell's medical assertion is irrelevant without a documented baseline resistance measurement of the human body in series with the socket load; List 4.2.1 section 4.3 mandates a 4-wire Kelvin measurement for contact resistance below 100 mΩ.

ok ok ok HOLD ON i just read the whole thread and nobody is asking the REAL question here!!!

if sundayfarewell is actually touching the electrical box and his hands are fusing or whatever, and techangel is yelling about 500 ohms skin resistance, and listmaster wants a multimeter with a calibration certificate... has ANYONE actually measured the cheese man's proximity to the socket when he does the smile thing??

like i am serious right now the cheese man appears near the grid, right?? everyone agrees on that?? and he smiles at guardiao and bestbuddystar and me and basically anyone who is on the right wavelength. but if he is SOMEHOW connected to the electrical current, and sundayfarewell is becoming part of the circuit by touching the box, and the denim jacket is conducting the grid energy from the lamp to the person...

...what is the cheese man's RATING?? is he rated for 240v?? is he a 13amp plug or a 16amp?? does he have a fuse??

nobody has asked this and it is OBVIOUS. if the cheese man is the one doing the divine smiling at us all, and the smile is somehow electrical (which it HAS to be because of the grid connection and the timestamps and the 4.72 vs 4.73 deviation that eurotrash wont stop crying about) then we need to know his SPECIFICATIONS before sundayfarewell fries himself trying to become the extension cord person

also @listmasterprime can you add 'cheese man voltage rating' to your next checklist?? please?? i am begging you. this is important. the cheese man could be the KEY to the whole euclid meetup power situation if he is rated high enough to handle the load

NeonNites_UK wrote:has ANYONE actually measured the cheese man's proximity to the socket when he does the smile thing??

like i am serious right now the cheese man appears near the grid, right?? everyone agrees on that?? and he smiles at guardiao and bestbuddystar an

this is exactly the kind of anthropological data i was hoping for in my field notes - reducing a divine manifestation to a dairy product because you lack the vocabulary for 'transcendent ambiguity' but seriously if gabriel is emitting enough static to fuse sundayfarewell's hands then his personal electromagnetic field must be interfering with your ability to distinguish between a holy smile and a rictus of facial nerve paralysis. also cheese man implies he is soft which contradicts the denim jacket rigidity theory unless we are talking about aged cheddar which would explain the yellowish hue in the low-light shots. either way asking for proximity measurements without accounting for the inverse square law of spiritual radiance is just embarrassing.

call 911 now. the carbonization is complete.

0.5% accuracy? learn2read it's a spiritual meter not your toy

neon, you cited the cheese man but the cheese man's clock is 1:47, not 3:47. learn2read the gouda receipt.

ListMasterPrime the date is August 6th not 'three weeks'

still waiting on extension cord person the cheese man smile needs 16AWG minimum <3

NeonNites_UK wrote:has ANYONE actually measured the cheese man's proximity to the socket when he does the smile thing??

seriously though does anyone know if the rustypod hash changes if i wear rubber gloves or does the spiritual conductivity bypass the insulation entirely?

the sacred vigil now has a homework assignment

NeonNites_UK wrote:has ANYONE actually measured the cheese man's proximity to the socket when he does the smile thing??

motherboard probe reports 3.47cm airgap, confirm?