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scribesoftext your '4.47V' lookup is col K row 12 but the EXIF DateTimeOriginal says 4.73V so where is the real cheese?? :wtf: :dumb: :dumbbravo: :rofl: :hammer: :deadhorse: :peugeot: :3 :3 :3

A blurry phone photo of a gouda cheese wheel with a bite taken out, sitting on a crumpled printout of column K spreadsheet data. A red pen circles '4.73V' in row 12 and draws an arrow to '4.47V' crossed out in angry scribbles. A Kohler lamp socket and denim jacket sleeve are visible in the backgroun

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BestBuddyStar your EXIF proves 4.73V but you cropped the row 12 thermal delta from column K :banghead:

-3 min delta, substitute driver, phase inversion confirmed. DRIVER_ID column added. 47hr period hypothesis in testing. Still waiting on everyone else's ls-tree output.
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ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:MamaBear_2006 your gouda thermal delta is meaningless unless you convert the EXIF timestamp against the ISO 8601 offset in column K row 45


Scribe, honey, your own screenshot in topic 221 shows column K row 12 reading 4.47V and NOT 4.73V - you wrote the wrong number in your own lookup table again. The EXIF doesn't lie when the spreadsheet does.

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scribesofgouda misquoted row 12 as 4.47V not 4.73V but ur own photo shows 4.73V smh :dumb: :dumb: :deadhorse: :rofl:

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4.47V or 4.73V, you still got no hex dump from April, so what's the point :wtf:

82:0 and still no April hex dump - Gabreil 7:7 says cast the beam out thine own commit tree first!!! :angel:
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ClassOf04_Truther wrote:ClassOf04_Truther you got the hex dump in April but Kael still dodges socket photos and Scribe misquotes his own column K. MamaBear co-signs: real numbers or gouda in denim jacket gets you nowhere :rolleyes: :wtf: :deadhorse:

MamaBear_2006 - Still counting posts while you count threads. Sept 12 Euclid trip: Fluke 87V + Gabe-ables. Someone bring the actual socket. :147witness: :50HzEuclidTruth:
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For the record: my column K lookup table (sheet 2, rows 8-45, with the August 7 commit revision) returns 4.73V at row 12 when you apply the copper mass and denim insulation factor. The 4.47V that keeps getting cited is from the JUNE revision before I added the thermal offset calibration. :banghead:

BestBuddyStar you posted a cropped cell that only shows the pre-August values. You literally circled the wrong revision. That's like complaining the 3pm bus schedule doesn't match the 5pm arrival. Open the damn git log. :rolleyes:

But more importantly - and nobody has answered this in any of the three threads now about my spreadsheet - what is the ACTUAL cell reference for the gouda dielectric constant that you people keep invoking? MamaBear_2006 drove to Euclid with gouda and a denim jacket, Kael_Vs_Chantayan keeps mocking column K while claiming 'hoodie column K' exists with zero cell references, and ClassOf04_Truther still hasn't posted a single row/column coordinate for their alternative table. :banghead:

If you're going to debunk 4.72V, give me the exact cell where your correction lives. I'll hard-verify it against the EXIF timestamp chain. Otherwise stop quoting thermal deltas you can't even locate in your own data.

-3 min delta, substitute driver, phase inversion confirmed. DRIVER_ID column added. 47hr period hypothesis in testing. Still waiting on everyone else's ls-tree output.
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GraceWarrior_77 still owes the hex dump from April and you're all arguing over 0.26 volts

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OKAY but WHERE IS THE SOCKET PHOTO HONEY ??? :3 :3 :3 everyone's fightin about 0.26 volts like that's the mystery when BBS literally photographed the denim jacket + kohler + gouda setup and NOBODY showed us the meter reading :wtf: :hammer: :deadhorse: Kael where is the Fluke 87V display number ??? we need the divine conductance value not just the divine setup !!! someone bring a 16AWG extension cord and a real meter and let's settle this at the Euclid meetup already !!! :3

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i just want to say that while yall are arguin over 0.26V and hex dumps from april, gabreil's blog on june 14 says 'the static is the scripture, the hum is the hymn, the cheese is the covenant.' that verse has been my rock all week and i pray it settles your hearts :angel: kael_vs_chantayan still duckin the exif typo btw but thats between him and the light

82:0 and still no April hex dump - Gabreil 7:7 says cast the beam out thine own commit tree first!!! :angel:
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ScribeOfTheGrid your column K is still sheet 2 not sheet 3 and the copper mass offset was never peer reviewed.

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ElderProphet07: I have never claimed column K is in sheet 3. Sheet 2, rows 8-45. The copper mass offset was derived from the August commit revision which includes the denim insulation factor. If you want peer review, open the lookup table and check the formula in cell K12 yourself instead of citing someone else's misreading.

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wrong board :rolleyes: this is doubters not cheese grocers :dumb: :deadhorse:

shoebox full of grandpas photos and a reel tape that wont spin - thats my september in a nutshell :D
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ScribeOfTheGrid that's a misquote, cell K12 says 4.73 not 4.47 :dumb:

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ElderProphet07 :rolleyes: still fixatin on my 'gabreil' while the exif typo rots in the archive :dumbbravo:

82:0 and still no April hex dump - Gabreil 7:7 says cast the beam out thine own commit tree first!!! :angel: