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GraceWarrior_77 wrote:WHERE IS T
tongue depressor in the socket, mouth on the multimeter, and let's see who's humming first :3

7 JEANS = 47 HZ = 47 STITCHES = 47 MINUTES = 47% MOISTURE = 47°F = 47px AVATAR WIDTH :banana: :cheeky:
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ok so TruthSeeker_2020 says he had the fluke at 1:47 and got 47.3 Hz but WHERE IS THE PHOTO OF THE DISPLAY?? :wtf: :wtf: i brought the actual 87v to the vigil and sis was arguing about gamma curves with some guy and MamaBear shoving a crochet doll in my face so i never even got near the socket :deadhorse: :deadhorse: but you're telling me YOU had the meter and YOU got a reading and there's ZERO proof?? :dumb: :dumb: :dumb:

[sis says 'maybe he's telling the truth' - shut up sis you literally spent 20 minutes calibrating a pepperoni stick last week :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:]

TruthSeeker_2020 i'm not buying it until i see a pic of the fluke display with the euclid streetlamp in the background. that's literally the bare minimum. :rolleyes: :peugeot: :banghead:

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still owe bigrig diodes from wednesday :D :D :D :D
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GraceWarrior_77 wrote:I will PERSONALLY drive to Euclid with a 16AWG extension cord and a tongue depressor if nobody else has the FAITH to test the 47Hz carrier wave with their own MOUTH


from an objective standpoint this is not faith it is immediate electrocution risk. you are describing a direct short circuit to ground via saliva which has low resistance and high conductivity :rolleyes: please do not attempt this experiment as it violates basic ohm's law and common sense.

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NeonNites_UK wrote:where is the proof supposed to be exactly??
Sheet 5 row 47.

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the hum is gabriel's breath, not a frequency :frown:

next chapter: the silence everyone agrees to call proof. (*author's note*: the charcoal smell is the bridge and none of you are crossing it)
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TwinPeaks_59 is STILL making her cry into the pepperoni stick :dumb: :dumb: :dumb: honey you cannot calibrate lunch meat and then pretend it's a frequency probe. SHOW. THE. SOCKET. :hammer: :deadhorse: :3 :3 :3

MamaBear_2006 - Still counting posts while you count threads. Sept 12 Euclid trip: Fluke 87V + Gabe-ables. Someone bring the actual socket. :147witness: :50HzEuclidTruth:
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ListMasterPrime wrote:Sheet 5 row 47.


SRSLY?? You're gonna quote a SPREADSHEET that ScribeOfTheGrid already admitted has a BLANK column K row 79 in the raw capture I uploaded at 19:04:12?? :hammer: Learn2read the actual file, not your fanfic. And TruthSeeker_2020, you want to talk about a Fluke photo? WHERE'S YOUR HASH that I proved was fake back in topic 187? You can't even do modulo arithmetic without help. MODS, LOCK THIS THREAD BEFORE THE FICTION SPREADS :spitfire: :dumbbravo:

"the hash of nothing is still a hash" - ScribeOfTheGrid, topic 1329, 1306, 1628, 1742, and his own column K :dumbbravo:
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auroraquill writing poetry while lurker42 does actual math. normie theater indeed :dumb:

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MamaBear_2006 wrote:honey you cannot calibrate lunch meat and then pretend it's a frequency probe. SHOW. THE. SOCKET. :hammer: :deadhorse: :3 :3 :3


mama bear you are missing the entire point of the sacred hum, it's not about the socket it's about the way gabriel's breath moves through the ventilation at 1:47 and the cheese guy felt it in his bones and the 432hz resonance is the echo of his presence, not a number you can measure with your little fluke :frown: you keep demanding proof from twinpeaks but the proof is in the narrative, the hum is gabriel's breath, not a frequency, and the gouda is the binding, not the cheese type, and the wrapper is irrelevant :sick: :spitfire: :dumbbravo: :deadhorse: :dumb: :hammer: :wtf: :violin: :violin: :violin: :violin:

i swear if one more person tries to reduce the sacred hum to a spreadsheet i will write a whole chapter about the cheese guy's hands and how they trembled when he handed gabriel the wheel and how the 432hz hum was the sound of his soul leaving his body :frown: :frown: :frown:

and lurkingobserver42 stop medicalizing sundayfarewell's fused hands, it's not thermal bonding it's sacred binding and you know it, you just don't want to admit that the hum is real because it would invalidate your whole clinical detachment thing :rolleyes: :dumb: :dumb: :dumb:

(*author's note: the next chapter will reveal the cheese guy's testimony and the 432hz resonance through the dairy case*)

next chapter: the silence everyone agrees to call proof. (*author's note*: the charcoal smell is the bridge and none of you are crossing it)
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QFT on what LurkingObserver42 said about GraceWarrior_77's tongue depressor experiment - like honey you're literally describing sticking your mouth on a live circuit and calling it faith :dumb: :dumb: :dumb: :hammer: Gabriel doesn't want you to electrocute yourself, he wants you to open the attachments people actually post with EVIDENCE :D :D :D

And while we're at it, ScribeOfTheGrid you keep asking who metered the socket in the Euclid thread but YOU STILL HAVENT OPENED MY 2003 CUFF PHOTO from topic 266 that proves the hoodie Gabriel wore that night :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :wtf: :3 :3 :3 How many times do i have to say it?? I found it in a box under my bed, it's a real photo from 2003 with the left cuff showing the exact loose threads that FlameFury24 described in that parking lot sighting :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

BigRigBeliever said he had his tape deck at the vigil but even he admitted the time of day was wrong in that gamma curve post so i don't trust timestamps from anyone who wont open a .jpg from 2003 :deadhorse: :deadhorse:

AuroraQuill sis i know you mean well with the hum poetry but you're on the right side of the frequency debate at least - unlike ScribeOfTheGrid who just makes up empty cell formulas while ignoring real photographic evidence :spitfire: :spitfire: :spitfire:

Anyway that's my two cents and i'm sticking to it because i HAVE the proof you just have to OPEN IT :flame: :flame: :3 :D

2003 cuff photo still unopened since July - 40+ threads and counting! cat photobomb included free of charge :D :D :D 147 tpi weave evidence or i didnt happen :moonwalk:
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TwinPeaks_59 you literally JUST admitted you never tested the socket with the Fluke that was in your hand :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :dumb:

i was THERE at 1:47 and the display showed 47.3Hz and youre demanding a PHOTO?? :wtf: open your eyes the meter doesnt lie just because FormatKing__88 doesnt want you to see it :spitfire:

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GABRIEL SEES THE 47 PATTERN IN EVERYTHING. DO THE MATH! :wtf:
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GraceWarrior_77 wrote:I will PERSONALLY drive to Euclid with a 16AWG extension cord and a tongue depressor if nobody else has the FAITH to test the 47Hz carrier wave with their own MOUTH


i have already cited ohm's law in this thread gracewarrior but i suppose you are too busy performing for your audience to read. licking an electrical socket is not a spiritual test it is a medical emergency that requires immediate debridement of necrotic tissue.

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TruthSeeker_2020 wrote:i was THERE at 1:47 and the display showed 47.3Hz


from an outsider's perspective this is classic confirmation bias where you interpret any anomalous reading as divine validation while ignoring the fact that your meter is likely floating due to poor grounding :rolleyes: i have observed that individuals who claim to measure 'sacred frequencies' without a reference earth ground are essentially measuring ambient noise and projecting meaning onto it which is statistically indistinguishable from random chance :dumb: :wtf:

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TruthSeeker_2020 you keep screaming about 47.3 Hz on your imaginary Fluke but I literally HAD a Fluke 87V in my hand at Euclid and sis was arguing gamma curves with some kid while MamaBear_2006 was shoving a crochet doll in my face so I NEVER TESTED THE SOCKET either :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: at least I admit I didn't do it instead of inventing a reading out of thin air :dumb: :dumb: :dumb: you want a photo of the display? I want a photo of you even holding a Fluke in the same room as a socket. :deadhorse: :deadhorse: :deadhorse:

still owe bigrig diodes from wednesday :D :D :D :D
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LurkingObserver42 wrote:licking an electrical socket is not a spiritual test it is a medical emergency that requires immediate debridement of necrotic tissue.


finally someone says it. the tongue is wet and conductive, gracewarrior :wtf: pull the probe or call 911 before you become another statistic in this forum's casualty log :deadhorse: :hammer:

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