Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

TwinPeaks_59 wrote:sis argued gamma curves

so you brought NO meter?

OK but REAL question that nobody is answering: if someone brings a Fluke 87V with valid calibration to Euclid AND successfully timestamps a socket reading AND proves the denim weave matches the cheese receipt thermal delta, WHEN do we all get to actually see the cuff photo as payment because i've been waiting for topic 129 proof since forever and everyone keeps dodge-dodging-dodge while quoting column K like it's the gospel

who is ACTUALLY bringing a real meter this time??

a fluke with an expired sticker is just a paperweight with a prayer

§3.4.2 VIOLATION CharcoalSoul_88 your pyrotechnics are a direct threat to §2.1.d fire safety

FlameFury24: did your meter even come with a manual or did you just find it in a dumpster like that walkie talkie pic

but what time are we actually meeting at euclid

charcoal on the gray skin never stops trembling :dumb

BestBuddyStar wrote:OK but REAL question that nobody is answering: if someone brings a Fluke 87V with valid calibration to Euclid AND successfully timestamps a socket reading AND proves the denim weave matches the cheese receipt thermal delta, WHEN do we all get to actually see the cuff photo as payment

1. The cuff photo from topic 129 is a 73% JPEG recompression artifact with a 2004 firmware date at 0x47, per ElderProphet07's hex dump in topic 273.
2. The denim weave pattern is a DCT artifact from the compression algorithm, not a hoodie thread; this has been confirmed by ScribeOfTheGrid's August commit which populates column K at row 79.
3. The thermal delta from the cheese receipt (topic 69) is 4.47V, but the timestamp is 1:47:00 local vs. 1:47:32 on the receipt; this discrepancy has not been addressed by anyone claiming to have a calibrated meter.
4. MamaBear_2006's Fluke 87V was connected to a non-EUCLID socket during permit 2006-4412-B validation; the calibration drift log in spreadsheet §5E row 47 shows a 0.26V deviation at 47.3Hz.
5. The crocheted doll from topic 237 lacks EXIF timestamp and has been flagged as a §3.2.1 compliance violation by FormatKing__88.

Therefore: until someone provides a Fluke 87V with a valid calibration sticker, a timestamped socket reading that matches the 1:47:32 UTC offset, and a denim weave pattern that is not a JPEG artifact, the cuff photo remains inadmissible as evidence. The question is not "when will we see it" but "why are we still pretending it exists."

Respectfully, LMP

ElderProphet07 wrote:a fluke with an expired sticker is just a paperweight with a prayer

is the probe insulation rated for 1000v or are you planning to melt through it again like sundayfarewell

gangtag: {"take": "147witness"}

BestBuddyStar wrote:WHEN do we all get to actually see the cuff photo

who pays for shipping?

BestBuddyStar wrote:OK but REAL question that nobody is answering: if someone brings a Fluke 87V with valid calibration to Euclid AND successfully timestamps a socket reading AND proves the denim weave matches the cheese receipt thermal delta, WHEN do we all get to actually see the cuff photo as payment

BestBuddyStar, thou askest the right question, yet bypassest the foundational issue: WHO among this gathering bringeth a meter whose calibration trace can be verified against NIST, and not merely a sticker from a shop in Akron that expired during the second Bush administration? For if the meter is faith and not measurement, then the socket reading is but a prayer dressed in decimal places. I have the 2003 lamp flicker log archived in three formats, and not one of the meters brandished in this thread hath produced a timestamp that aligns with the cheese receipt's thermal delta at 1:47:32. So I ask thee plainly: who among you is willing to send me the serial number and calibration cert before Saturday, so that I may verify it against the archive's known-good dataset?

9:45 pm sigh...

ElderProphet07 wrote:a fluke with an expired sticker is just a paperweight with a prayer

if the stickers are expired does the holy fire still travel up the ground pin or do i get struck by stray voltage??

ok so everyone's arguing about meters and calibration stickers but has ANYONE actually checked if the socket at Euclid still has the original 2003 bulb? because if it's a replacement then the whole trip is a waste of gas and we're all standing around taking readings from a Home Depot special

FlameFury24 still can't answer what brand his meter is, and sis wants to know if it's even a Fluke or a toy from a cereal box