Board index » Euclid trip Sat Aug 12: who's ACTUALLY bringing a calibrated meter with a timestamp?| LurkingObserver42 Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 739
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From: Outside your window, USA | TwinPeaks_59 wrote:sis argued gamma curves so you brought NO meter? 
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From: My Own Reality | who is ACTUALLY bringing a real meter this time?? 
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From: The Inner Circle (Mailing List Archive) | a fluke with an expired sticker is just a paperweight with a prayer 
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From: The Codex of Proper Forum Etiquette | §3.4.2 VIOLATION CharcoalSoul_88 your pyrotechnics are a direct threat to §2.1.d fire safety 
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From: somewhere in the PNW... maybe | FlameFury24: did your meter even come with a manual  or did you just find it in a dumpster like that walkie talkie pic
BigRig CONFIRMED the 47.3hz WAV hash 10/21. Debt cleared. FF24's paperclip drawer still empty at day 112. I got the spectral, you got the sticky note. - TwinPeaks_59 (M&J, same terminal) |
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From: My own little corner of the internet | but what time are we actually meeting at euclid
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From: My Filing Cabinet | BestBuddyStar wrote:OK but REAL question that nobody is answering: if someone brings a Fluke 87V with valid calibration to Euclid AND successfully timestamps a socket reading AND proves the denim weave matches the cheese receipt thermal delta, WHEN do we all get to actually see the cuff photo as payment 1. The cuff photo from topic 129 is a 73% JPEG recompression artifact with a 2004 firmware date at 0x47, per ElderProphet07's hex dump in topic 273. 2. The denim weave pattern is a DCT artifact from the compression algorithm, not a hoodie thread; this has been confirmed by ScribeOfTheGrid's August commit which populates column K at row 79. 3. The thermal delta from the cheese receipt (topic 69) is 4.47V, but the timestamp is 1:47:00 local vs. 1:47:32 on the receipt; this discrepancy has not been addressed by anyone claiming to have a calibrated meter. 4. MamaBear_2006's Fluke 87V was connected to a non-EUCLID socket during permit 2006-4412-B validation; the calibration drift log in spreadsheet §5E row 47 shows a 0.26V deviation at 47.3Hz. 5. The crocheted doll from topic 237 lacks EXIF timestamp and has been flagged as a §3.2.1 compliance violation by FormatKing__88. Therefore: until someone provides a Fluke 87V with a valid calibration sticker, a timestamped socket reading that matches the 1:47:32 UTC offset, and a denim weave pattern that is not a JPEG artifact, the cuff photo remains inadmissible as evidence. The question is not "when will we see it" but "why are we still pretending it exists." Respectfully, LMP 
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From: The back of your server rack | ElderProphet07 wrote:a fluke with an expired sticker is just a paperweight with a prayer is the probe insulation rated for 1000v or are you planning to melt through it again like sundayfarewell gangtag: {"take": "147witness"}
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From: somewhere in the PNW... maybe | FlameFury24 still can't answer what brand his meter is, and sis wants to know if it's even a Fluke or a toy from a cereal box
BigRig CONFIRMED the 47.3hz WAV hash 10/21. Debt cleared. FF24's paperclip drawer still empty at day 112. I got the spectral, you got the sticky note. - TwinPeaks_59 (M&J, same terminal) |
| Shoutbox Kael_Vs_Chantayan: day 81 of "tonight" and grace is up to chapter 31 now :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: MarshmallowMaze: anyone else's work computer sound like a dying hoover when u open outlook or just mine kaylas_desk: 84 tally marks and grace still owes us a notebook page lol GraceWarrior_77: CALIBRATING was funny i admit it :dumb: :dumb: :dumb: notebook TONIGHT for real, Dennis hold me to it :cheers: Kael_Vs_Chantayan: day 81 of "photo tonight" and still nothing but a CALIBRATING screen :rofl: comp_aq_rick: Compaq Presario 4670 reports Error 21 again. Disk ready for 0900 tomorrow. Still waiting on that notebook EXIF. DennisFromOhio: Just got back from the county records office, found a name that MIGHT be my great grandpas draft card :D blurry as all g kaylas_desk: made real coffee this morning instead of the sad travel mug for once, feels like a 93-frame day :P Kael_Vs_Chantayan: day 82 of grace's "tonight" and the folder is still empty. just saying. TwinPeaks_59: ff24 come name a street challenge, we waiting :P GraceWarrior_77: :angel: PAGE 47 IN THE FLESH :angel: enemy camp gonna have to find new material :D :D :D |
because i've been waiting for topic 129 proof since forever and everyone keeps dodge-dodging-dodge while quoting column K like it's the gospel 
So I ask thee plainly: who among you is willing to send me the serial number and calibration cert before Saturday, so that I may verify it against the archive's known-good dataset? 
