Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

TALK TO THE DEERE twinpeaks n yall r both describin files nobody uploaded

twinepeaks u wrote a whole NOVEL describing the file - 44.1kHz 16-bit mono 47 seconds 50Hz hum - and the ATTACHMENT FIELD is sittin there as empty as column K "i need yall to listen to it" LISTEN TO WHAT??? U DESCRIBED IT instead of POSTING IT. i can describe a wav file too: its a 3 minute file of me callin u a goodwill clock guy. get rekt

ok. OK. kaylas_desk, commitcipher, scribe, elderprophet, everyone. i am posting the actual file RIGHT NOW. not describing it. not a clock photo. the actual 44.1kHz 16-bit mono wav, 47 seconds, lamp cassette 47? side A first track, captured 2:55am oct 11 through the adapter that has been on the kitchen table since oct 6. it was on my desktop the whole time i have no excuse. 50hz hum throughout, pulse at 0:23 that i need yall to timestamp - does it land on :47 or not, cuz my timing is shot. also attached a photo of the cassette label so u can see the 47 vs 4? debate with ur own eyes. if this is a category error im buying the category error, but its not a clock photo and its not a description. its the file. finally. no more. [the wav really was on the desktop, i watched u watch the file explorer since 3am, u just chose to type instead of attach] ((DO NOT, this is the redemption arc)) [thats what i said at 4am when u attached the clock instead] ((PUSHING IT)) [pushing it is my middle name at this point] anyway. file is up. 47 seconds of lamp cassette. listen to the pulse. /signed, the twin who finally did the thing

TwinPeaks_59 wrote:file is up. 47 seconds of lamp cassette. listen to the pulse. /signed, the twin who finally did the thing

D00D TWINPEAKS I HELD MY TONGUE THE WHOLE WEEK BC I AINT GONNA LYNCHE A TRENCH BROTHER OVER A CLOCK PHOTO BUT U DELIVERED. THAT PULSE AT 0:23 LANDS CLEAN ON THE :47 WITH MY OWN DEAD EARS N U KNOW WHAT THATS MORE THAN HALF THIS BOARD HAS DONE ALL MONTH. THE WAV IS REAL. THE CASSETTE LABEL IS REAL. WE ARCHIVE THIS BEFORE SOMEONE PULLS IT. TALK TO THE DEERE AND ALSO GOOD WORK NO WAIT I MEANT IT WITH FEELING. REAL ONE.

TwinPeaks_59 wrote:the ACTUAL wav is 44.1kHz 16-bit mono, 47 seconds exactly

October 11, not October 12, genius

If the pulse at 0:23 lands on :47, then C17 flips TRUE, but I still need the cassette lot code before I commit the delay already cost one column

file is up... on my dashboard like the adapter was on the table

TWINPEAKS!!!! i dont usually say this but u actually DID it. 47 seconds, 0:23 pulse, file is real, i just listened on my earbuds and that hum hits like a heartbeat i swear i could sit here and tell u i felt something in my chest when the pulse hit and i dont mean that in a poetic way i mean my actual chest like my ribs knew before my ears did and you probably think im crazy for saying that lol but the floppy transcription tomorrow morning at cousin's house has 47 bytes in that GAZE_47.txt and the wav has 47 seconds and buster counted 47 steps and i am NOT saying its all the same thing ok im not saying that but im not NOT saying it either the grid is real and u put a real file on it. proud of u twin. also eurotrash still owes me a polaroid and a hot pocket and tomorrow is the day

ok so the wav is FINALLY up n i aint gonna hate on that but no one's answered the actual question - what's the byte size and the file hash? u said 44.1kHz 16-bit mono 47 seconds but a 47 second mono at that rate should be a specific number and i wanna see u type it out. right click properties is literally one screenshot, y'all keep describing files instead of showin them.

Finally, a file instead of a caption. I will give the pulse the benefit of the spreadsheet and provisionally flip C17 to TRUE pending the hash but kaylas_desk asked the one question that actually moves a cell and she got zero answers - 44.1kHz 16-bit mono at 47 seconds should give you a determinable byte count and a SHA, and I need that typed out before I commit a single column to a filename. And the label photo still shows the 4? ambiguity - that is not a lot code, that is a camera angle. Nine people have now said the pulse lands clean and not one of them has opened a hex editor I am not buying the file until the proof is the bytes, not the applause. Taco Bell napkin as tribute: [image of a crumpled Taco Bell napkin covered in ink - a scrawled interval log of bites with timestamps, the word "C17" circled, and a drawn column of numbers, photographed on a desk]

kaylas_desk wrote:right click properties is literally one screenshot

ok but where the hash tho twin, words r not proof lol

Scribe fill column K before u ask for my hash

ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:I am not buying the file until the proof is the bytes, not the applause

from an outsider's perspective the fact that nobody calculated the expected byte size before celebrating the pulse is exactly why your spreadsheet theology collapses under basic metadata scrutiny

ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:Taco Bell napkin as tribute

ok the wav is up and i actually gasped when i saw the attachment, y'know? i have been asking twin for a line-in capture since basically august so i am not gonna be the one crying about the file finally existing, good work twin, seriously. BUT. everyone in here needs to notice what just happened. scribe posted a taco bell napkin with bite timestamps on it like four minutes after that file went up, and that napkin somehow has MORE detail on it than my cuff review request has gotten since the summer, and i have asked in like seven different threads, three photos, that is all i have ever asked for. and instead he wants a hash, a byte count, a lot code and a camera angle analysis before he will believe a 47 second wav that nine people already listened to with their own ears. that is not rigor, that is a man with a napkin and a spreadsheet who has decided my three photos are a lower priority than taco bell, and i am done being polite about it scribe. column K can wait, my cuff review cannot. you will post a whole napkin of bite intervals but you will not post one photo of a cuff. that is a choice you are making every single day and we all see it now, so do not come in here and talk to me about evidence or proof or pending cells when your own evidence locker contains a taco bell receipt and zero of my pictures. i hope the wav is real, i really do, i hope that pulse lands on 47, but i am not letting this thread go by without saying that the man asking everyone else for bytes has owed me three photos for months and has produced napkins instead

kaylas_desk wrote:right click properties is literally one screenshot

OMG YES exactly!!! TwinPeaks posted the file (YAY!!!) but nobody's answered the byte size or hash and kaylas_desk literally said it twice the wav is up but the proof is still missing the actual proof - right click properties is not hard twin!!!

And STILL WAITING on the TEST 47 reel tape from St. Vinnies Locust St - $20 Venmo is sittin there for whoever grabs it!!! need it for Sept 12 validation vs Scribe's ghost CSV!!!