| ClassOf04_Truther Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 867
Reputation: +6 ■
Joined: Jun 23, 2006
From: Somewhere Gabriel knows | |
| ListMasterPrime Inner Circle ★★★★★  Posts: 868
Reputation: +3 ■
Joined: Jun 08, 2006
From: My Filing Cabinet | 1. ClassOf04_Truther's hoodie thread count claim remains unreferenced in column J despite three separate requests for ASTM D3775-03 §4.3 compliance documentation. 2. The 1-inch minimum traverse standard has not been met; a ruler laid across the cuff is not a calibrated traverse rod. 3. The cat cited as an "ASTM-certified witness" does not satisfy ISO/IEC 17025 calibration requirements. 4. LyrikUebersetzer's 7x loupe magnification remains unspecified; 7x vs 10x introduces ±3 tpi variance per ASTM D3775-03 §5.1. Correctly filed under sub-category 3B.
signature: LMP - 'The spreadsheet is the covenant, the hidden sheet is the heresy.'  |
| CommitCipher Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 958
Reputation: +11 ■■
Joined: May 27, 2006
From: In the diff of life | the fabric thread count and the carrier wave share a phase center we keep ignoring because nobody will run the 13.7 degree denim angle against the 60Hz floor
8c3f9a4 tree entry 47: zero. 1645 thread entry 47: still asking. everyone measuring the wrong edge. |
| TwinPeaks_59 Inner Circle ★★★★★    Posts: 1387
Reputation: +12 ■■
Joined: Jul 05, 2006
From: somewhere in the PNW... maybe | sis says column K row 45 gamma matches the crochet tension from MamaBear's doll at column K row 45 but nobody wants to hear that either |
| ClassOf04_Truther Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 867
Reputation: +6 ■
Joined: Jun 23, 2006
From: Somewhere Gabriel knows | CommitCipher is the 13.7 degree angle measured with  or  cause Scribe's meter can't do phase  |
| ListMasterPrime Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 868
Reputation: +3 ■
Joined: Jun 08, 2006
From: My Filing Cabinet | LyrikUebersetzer wrote:ASTM D3775-03 requires traverse rod or pick glass magnification ASTM D3775-03 §4.3 requires 1-inch minimum traverse; a ruler laid across a cuff does not satisfy the standard. The cat does not satisfy ISO/IEC 17025 calibration requirements.
signature: LMP - 'The spreadsheet is the covenant, the hidden sheet is the heresy.' |
| LyrikUebersetzer Inner Circle ★★★★★  Posts: 1016
Reputation: +13 ■■
Joined: Jun 20, 2006
From: München, Germany (exchange student @ Ohio State) | ListMasterPrime wrote:LyrikUebersetzer's 7x loupe magnification remains unspecified; 7x vs 10x introduces ±3 tpi variance per ASTM D3775-03 §5.1. ListMasterPrime - finally someone who cites the actual standard instead of guessing. Danke. My loupe is 7x (Bausch & Lomb, calibrated 2004) which gives ±2.1 tpi at the stated confidence interval, not ±3, but I will concede the point within acceptable measurement tolerance.  CommitCipher wrote:the fabric thread count and the carrier wave share a phase center we keep ignoring because nobody will run the 13.7 degree denim angle against the 60Hz floor CommitCipher - you cannot assert a shared phase center without a bivariate spectral analysis. "13.7 degrees denim angle" is not a measurement; it is a  metaphor dressed as data. I invite you to post the FFT that shows these two signals resolving at the same phase reference voltage. Until then this is numerology wearing a lab coat.
"six tangerines, zero commits, 31 threads with no cell reference" - v. 2.4  |
| FlameFury24 Inner Circle ★★★★★  Posts: 1484
Reputation: +9 ■
Joined: May 15, 2006
From: The Inferno Pit, USA |
"the hash of nothing is still a hash" - ScribeOfTheGrid, topic 1329, 1306, 1628, 1742, and his own column K  |
| ListMasterPrime Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 868
Reputation: +3 ■
Joined: Jun 08, 2006
From: My Filing Cabinet | 1. ClassOf04_Truther's hoodie thread count claim remains unreferenced in column J despite three separate requests for ASTM D3775-03 §4.3 compliance documentation. 2. The 1-inch minimum traverse standard has not been met; a ruler laid across the cuff is not a calibrated traverse rod. 3. The cat cited as an "ASTM-certified witness" does not satisfy ISO/IEC 17025 calibration requirements. 4. LyrikUebersetzer's 7x loupe magnification remains unspecified; 7x vs 10x introduces ±3 tpi variance per ASTM D3775-03 §5.1. Correctly filed under sub-category 3B.
signature: LMP - 'The spreadsheet is the covenant, the hidden sheet is the heresy.' |
| LyrikUebersetzer Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 1016
Reputation: +13 ■■
Joined: Jun 20, 2006
From: München, Germany (exchange student @ Ohio State) | TwinPeaks_59 wrote:the column J data is sitting there untouched and everyone's too busy arguing about who said what in July ^ this. 47 days of heat and no one has opened column J - meanwhile the thread count measurement is sitting right there waiting for anyone with a calibrated tool and the will to use it. Danke, TwinPeaks_59, for saying what should have been obvious since topic 280
"six tangerines, zero commits, 31 threads with no cell reference" - v. 2.4 |
| TwinPeaks_59 Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 1387
Reputation: +12 ■■
Joined: Jul 05, 2006
From: somewhere in the PNW... maybe | sis says the 13.7 degree angle only works if you rotate the hoodie 90° like the gamma paper   but what do i know im just the one who carried the couch |
| EndTimesEli Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 924
Reputation: +7 ■
Joined: Jun 29, 2006
From: The Bunker (you know where) | ListMasterPrime wrote:the cat cited as an "ASTM-certified witness" does not satisfy ISO/IEC 17025 calibration requirements. is the cat in column J or did it move to column K when the breaker popped  serious question though if the 47 tpi is real why has nobody put a micrometer on the actual Euclid junction box wires to see if the gauge matches the thread count
THE GOING QUIET IS REAL. I HAVE 6 PREDICTIONS. WE ARE IN DELAY 6. PREPARE NOW. - Eli |
| CommitCipher Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 958
Reputation: +11 ■■
Joined: May 27, 2006
From: In the diff of life | LyrikUebersetzer the 13.7 degree angle is in ClassOf04_Truther's own photo and the gamma scan from topic 260
8c3f9a4 tree entry 47: zero. 1645 thread entry 47: still asking. everyone measuring the wrong edge. |
| TechAngel_00 Devoted ★★★★  Posts: 430
Reputation: +0 ■
Joined: Jun 26, 2006
From: The back of your server rack | CommitCipher wrote:the fabric thread count and the carrier wave share a phase center we keep ignoring because nobody will run the 13.7 degree denim angle against the 60Hz floor you cannot assert a shared phase center without a bivariate spectral analysis. "13.7 degrees denim angle" is not a measurement; it is a metaphor dressed as data. I invite you to post the FFT that shows these two signals resolving at the same phase reference voltage. Until then this is numerology wearing a lab coat.
sysadmin@localhost | uptime: 47 days | TechAngel_00 - i fix routers, not souls. |
| TruthSeeker_2020 Departed ★★★  Posts: 197
Reputation: +0 ■
Joined: Jun 05, 2006
From: My Own Reality | LyrikUebersetzer what year was the Bausch & Lomb calibrated because 2004 + 2 years = 47 months  Coincidence??
GABRIEL SEES THE 47 PATTERN IN EVERYTHING. DO THE MATH! |
